Can you have wide-set butt cheeks?

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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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You know how you can have wide-set boobs, where you don't really ever get a good cleavage line? Do people have butts like that?
Or oh my god, wide-set balls?!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 21:27

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:48

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Wouldn't your foot just go in the butthole?!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 21:31

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I assume if you didn't have cheeks barricading it, you'd have a butthole ready for anything.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 21:34

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Blooster posted:

Yes your mother has them op

How are her balls, tho?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 21:36

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Aardvark! posted:

I'm having trouble imagining this OP. Is the central hole area wider as well to explain the separation? So is it like having a really wide bunghole?

Or are we introducing the concept of a theoretical Cheek-taint, the area between the butthole and the beginning of the so called wide-set butt cheeks? I suppose you'd have two cheek taints at that point. For a total of THREE taints.

My sister once described looking at some life drawings in a college hallway. One of them had the model doubled over and the artist drew her butthole. "Like a huge black void," she said. "You couldn't help but stare."

I'm having trouble reconciling that this wide-butt woman exists. It's like something out of a Japanese folktale.
Or it's normal? I don't see many buttholes.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 22:11

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I'm thinking like this?
:nws:

If you have a different understanding though, please feel free to draw your own!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 22:21

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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ChubbyChecker posted:

this could be kept clean much easier, let's see if i can get you a research grant

I promise to examine many butt samples!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 22:30

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Maybe the model was really a more advanced human? Have I been so wrong?!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 22:33

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Oh man, I'm on the outs with new humans. poo poo.
Hopefully they never buys forums accounts.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 22:38

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Who What Now posted:

You said when I modeled for that that you'd never share it!

THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS HAVE FAILED YOU ONCE MORE!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 22:58

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Talk to me in morse code, but only with your butthole.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 23:08

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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I looked up butt bras, which exist, because of course they do.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 01:59

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Maybe that's what goatman's rings was for. A reminder of how far he's come.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 02:24

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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My name is Das Boo and I'm here to say
I got cheeks so separate they point both ways.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 15:39

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Aardvark! posted:

doing the splits and then you can see my butt cheeks getting further and further apart

Butt crack up the back.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 19:09

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:48

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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Newton's cradling my balls.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 04:25

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