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Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

Too scary



Why do you get out of bed in the morning?

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



got two kids i gotta get ready

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Because my cat hassles me if I stay in bed too long after I wake up.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

The alarm's at the other side of the room. Also, I gotta take a piss.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️Ö 😈Chaos😱Ö I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:


Don't know op but what gets me out of bed fast is hearing a wrong sound in my house. Your username would work too

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

This is my world! MY world!

Os Furoris
Aug 19, 2002



Sid Vicious posted:

got two kids i gotta get ready

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Because I have to try to look high and low, search the sky and the sea below, so that I can try to seize the day, and make new friends along the way.

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020



So I can have fun and make money

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001


Mom said I have to.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


fart

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

I donít know if I do

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May 27, 2004
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YeahTubaMike posted:

Because my cat hassles me if I stay in bed too long after I wake up.

:same:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

delusions, mr. anderson- vagaries of perception. temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose, and all of them as artificial as the matrix itself

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



I'm really bad at dying OP

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



gleebster posted:

The alarm's at the other side of the room. Also, I gotta take a piss.

Destroy alarm. Wear diaper to bed. Problem solved.

I keep going on hoping today will be the day all my dreams come true and I can find happiness. Then I realize it wonít be today and go back to sleep.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.



Toilet Rascal

Life hasnít beaten all of my dreams out of me yet, op. Just most of them.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.




Ramrod XTreme

spite

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.


Also joining in with the 'I have loving kids' gang.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



I have to wake up and listen to the song Mutants from the Tiberian Sun soundtrack while I eat my own poo poo

Doc Fission
Sep 10, 2011





I have no idea

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

I do it for my friends!!!!!!!!

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!


Huh, I dunno, just habit I guess. I never really gave it any thought.

I mean, I guess I don't really *need* to go on..

In fact, the more I think about it, it doesn't really seem worthwhile...

New season of Ozark is pretty ok, I guess? Yeah, I'll probably finish that up first.

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)


The other options aren't tenable.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

I know, right?

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





because i know that no matter what, one day the sweet release of death will be there to greet me

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Panic! At The Tesco posted:

because i know that no matter what, one day the sweet release of death will be there to greet me

What if death isnít the end? What if it keeps going?

How are u
May 19, 2005


Try to make the world a little better. Try to enjoy what you got.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


Dunno

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



I have to go to work or I will get in trouble

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


Feels great, man!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





Xenocides posted:

What if death isnít the end? What if it keeps going?

gently caress I never thought about that

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


This and the why are you dumb thread seem kinda redundant tbh...

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





Food tastes good

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST


Fear of un-death

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004



Things to see

Pud to pull

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



I also hear that if you hate getting out of bed and going to work you might turn into a giant insect.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life




Im a cat dad now.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



Big Scary Owl posted:

Why do you get out of bed in the morning?

having to pee

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




to train and become stronger. one day i will challenge my sensei and become the strongest warrior in the land.

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