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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth posted:

Single 33yo F in search of M companion. No one jaded, cynical, or over 20 please!

looking for a sweet kid,

# ? Feb 1, 2022 04:04

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 13:41

Suspect A: Jan 1, 2015; Nap Ghost

Here, i made the logo for our new brand

# ? Feb 1, 2022 05:03

Trollologist: Mar 3, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Suspect A posted:

Here, i made the logo for our new brand

Just sold this as an NFT for doge on the sincoin market.

# ? Feb 1, 2022 05:11

HD DAD: Jan 13, 2010; Generic white guy.; Toilet Rascal

Sourdough Sam posted:

That's why I made you Head of Marketing. I need someone who can keep up with all the hot vernacular.

My kid's been saying "And I'm here for it" lately. Can we get some of our characters saying that on a shirt? I also let the writer's room know.

Now pay me $50,000

# ? Feb 1, 2022 05:21

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

I can sing pretty good if you need a soulful fat guy

# ? Feb 1, 2022 05:33

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Wait, brand?

# ? Feb 1, 2022 05:35

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Yes, brand. And the SA band already has way too many soulful fat guys in it, if I�m being honest.

# ? Feb 1, 2022 08:45

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I will livestream myself making GBS threads the words "something awful" onto my driveway over the course of 2 weeks.

gently caress, I'll need to poo poo out a hash tag too. 3 weeks.

# ? Feb 1, 2022 09:00

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

Shinjobi posted:

I will livestream myself making GBS threads the words "something awful" onto my driveway over the course of 2 weeks.

gently caress, I'll need to poo poo out a hash tag too. 3 weeks.

just pound it out

# ? Feb 1, 2022 09:03

Sourdough Sam: May 2, 2010

We firmly agreed on most of your salary being payed in RSUs (which will be available in full at around 2028) and cafeteria coupons, but I like what I'm seeing so far.

The grenade has always bothered me however. It's too violent. I see a perfectly fine status quo caught in the blast radius of that nasty thing. Reminds me of the kind of sticker you'd see next to a Punisher skull on millions of trucks in-

WAIT ignore everything I just said. Fire up those sticker printers!

# ? Feb 1, 2022 09:03

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

I think we should make a mobile Gacha game that's all about collecting sexy anime girl versions of SA characters/memes.

# ? Feb 1, 2022 09:04

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I think we should make a mobile Gacha game that's all about collecting sexy anime girl versions of SA characters/memes.

wow a 5 star rarity ultra-sexy anime girl stux jpeg

# ? Feb 1, 2022 09:07

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

can we monetize "young mouth" somehow

# ? Feb 1, 2022 09:07

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

Sudden Javelin posted:

can we monetize "young mouth" somehow

In my head this automatically belongs to neil cicierega just on principle

Maybe get him to do some kind of promotion

# ? Feb 1, 2022 09:09

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

There's no time to lose, we must re-acquire Dad Gay So What befor he gets turned into an NFT and sold to china!

# ? Feb 1, 2022 11:28

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Giraffe posted:

Yes, brand. And the SA band already has way too many soulful fat guys in it, if I’m being honest.

Well how soulful are we talking?

# ? Feb 1, 2022 13:39

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Sourdough Sam posted:

That's ok! Our motto is "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" Wayne Gretzky The Great One.

Wait I thought it was shits?

# ? Feb 1, 2022 14:28

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

if you notice your brand growing abnormally quickly or changing colors, talk to your doctor immediately

# ? Feb 1, 2022 16:03

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Sourdough Sam posted:

That's ok! Our motto is "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" Wayne Gretzky The Great One.

Don't you mean "take a look at this picture that definitely doesn't have my balls in it"?

# ? Feb 2, 2022 02:14

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

The brand stamped on my rear end cheek cant get any bigger my friend.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 02:17

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

The last branding adventure did not go so hot. That being said I have exactly one original SA hat, and am armed with the knowledge of the fate of the doom house figurine.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 04:16

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

"Time to grow my brood," I whisper as the translucent sacs ebb and bulge. "Soon, my pretties, soon."

# ? Feb 4, 2022 04:31

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

lowtax killed himself because he invented let's play but completely failed to capitalize on it

# ? Feb 4, 2022 04:32

Trollologist: Mar 3, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

feelix posted:

lowtax killed himself because he invented let's play but completely failed to capitalize on it

Chronically online edgelord behaves exactly as expected: The Lowtax Story

# ? Feb 4, 2022 04:36

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

everybody loves the smell of their own brand and im no exception

# ? Feb 4, 2022 04:38

beer gas canister: Oct 30, 2007; shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them; Plaster Town Cop

City Name Sports Dynasty

# ? Feb 4, 2022 05:29

Tuxide: Mar 7, 2010; Lipstick Apathy

LadyAmbien posted:

The last branding adventure did not go so hot. That being said I have exactly one original SA hat, and am armed with the knowledge of the fate of the doom house figurine.

Goddammit

Well whatever happened, that's appreciated that you know

# ? Feb 4, 2022 06:02

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

LadyAmbien posted:

The last branding adventure did not go so hot. That being said I have exactly one original SA hat, and am armed with the knowledge of the fate of the doom house figurine.

It's a common rookie mistake not to heat your branding iron enough. Of course too much is worse, I've seen the results and they're not pretty.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 07:35

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

LadyAmbien posted:

The last branding adventure did not go so hot. That being said I have exactly one original SA hat, and am armed with the knowledge of the fate of the doom house figurine.

Rich told me he had boxes and boxes of unsold merch and was supposed to send them to me or at least make them available, but I never got anything. I don't exactly need hundreds of SA hats but some posters would have been cool.

# ? Feb 4, 2022 14:42

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

Single 33yo F in search of M companion. No one jaded, cynical, or over 20 please!

meet me at da staples

# ? Feb 4, 2022 14:45

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signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Rich told me he had boxes and boxes of unsold merch and was supposed to send them to me or at least make them available, but I never got anything. I don't exactly need hundreds of SA hats but some posters would have been cool.

Joke's on you

You got tens of SA posters right here, possibly even hundreds

# ? Feb 4, 2022 15:10

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