EmmyOk posted:

The Dunkey review of Shenmue where all the stuff he lists as baffling or terrible all sounded cool to me like having to go to work as a forklift driver for days or spent hours waiting in game to do stuff or having to wait on the bus.

Dongicus posted:

him switching from making funny videos to trying to be serious critic or whatever rlly put me off his stuff, his death stranding review in particular rlly pissed me off lol.

Dongicus posted:

him switching from making funny videos to trying to be serious critic or whatever rlly put me off his stuff, his death stranding review in particular rlly pissed me off lol.

Martman posted:

He recently has come so far around on that game that he listed it as one of his favorites of 2021, but that just kinda shows how ridiculous and butthurt the original review was

Wormskull posted:

As a thirteen year old (but smart for his age) spy main in 2022 somehow, I find real games and experiences like Super Turbo and Quake to be, in a word, AIDS.

EmmyOk posted:

It's good he came around on it after he ended up playing it for most of the year but I don't think that means gyayayaya he was fail and aids on his initial review. You are allowed change your thoughts over time

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

14 year old in Nebraska: It's rubbish. Full stop.

mysterious loyall X posted:

The only good revoews ive seen recentish were italians review bombing triple a crap lile i think the last farcry or asscreed or w/e yearly turd the quebecoise at ubisoft let slide from their poutine laden anus because the game had no Italian dun

Nikumatic posted:

mysterious loyall X posted:

I dont read reviews anymore now that im a mature 45 year old gaker i jist say soy cronge sjwery to my computer monitor at the open critoc and metacrotoc tabs

Knuc U Kinte posted:

You've been 45 for 15 years now you son of a bitch

trying to jack off posted:

the best thing about lyle? i get older while he stays the same age

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Sifu is a game that could have been something amazing, with its fascinating premise and superbly crafted and fluid combat mechanics and animations. However, the game’s frustrating need to make the gameplay ridiculously hard just left me tired and annoyed. Sloclap really needs to think about how they can make this game more accessible, possibly by including more shortcuts, an adjustable difficulty setting, or just lowering the impact of health lost from fighting your average foe. Hopefully they will bring in some patches that will address these issues, but as it stands, I’d wait before investing time in the world of Sifu.

goferchan posted:

This review made me buy Sifu and its loving awesome. Basically a beat em up with a really precise idealized version of the Yakuza combat system

edit: First level basically has the Oldboy hallway scene in it lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-bnptgGPP4

Wormskull posted:

I am a mindless, drooling retard who can only be satisfied by small and embarrassing/pathetic inflations of my ego. This game sucks rear end. 78/100

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Knuc U Kinte posted:

You've been 45 for 15 years now you son of a bitch

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Arrhythmia posted:

Portrait of Dorian Grey but the portrait keeps getting thinner and better at speaking

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Sub-Actuality posted:

while Dark Souls accomplishes what it sets out to do, I suppose, the total absence of collectible cards or even a lockpicking minigame anywhere in its roughly 40-hour Campaign Mode is simply unforgivable in the modern age

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Sub-Actuality posted:

while Dark Souls accomplishes what it sets out to do, I suppose, the total absence of collectible cards or even a lockpicking minigame anywhere in its roughly 40-hour Campaign Mode is simply unforgivable in the modern age

Larry Parrish posted:

dunkey, sseth, and mandalore are the only gaming opinions that matter besides my friends online tbh. and by matter i mean ill maybe consider thinking about a game I ignored if they like it.