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Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Is George going to show people that crusty tissue for the rest of the game?:barf:

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Jul 17, 2007

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Goddamn that laborer's voice acting grates even more the second time I heard the conversation. I hope the voice actor got jailed for it.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Video is private.

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Jul 17, 2007

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I do hope the DC edition did something about this part:
:pervert: A female friend?
:v: *I think this guy is a total creep, but I'll give him Nico's address. no need to consult her beforehand*

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Jul 17, 2007

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After some searching I think I got the exact phrase:

al - The
Akel - Food
Kalb - Dog

So "the food(meat) is dog!"

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Jul 17, 2007

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Well that was not very climactic.

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Jul 17, 2007

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With that overly dramatic death animation it's just hard to care ,you know.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Why have the protagonist spike a man's drink when said man would gladly accept the absinthe? Is that funny?

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Jul 17, 2007

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George seemed to jump into the conclusion that Bronson is a cheat and a dickhead very quickly, he turned out to be right but still.
Also gently caress apologists of criminals against humanity, gently caress'em.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Don't you just love adventure games? "I suspect you tried to assassinate the Shaman with your something-in-a-box trick! Here's your box back."

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Jul 17, 2007

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Nice easter egg BTW, the game referenced is Beneath a Steel Sky.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Crikey George you've gone and turned them 'ornts on me! I say!

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Jul 17, 2007

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I hope Raul gets to punch out Generalissimo mom.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Back when that movie was frequently brought up as a model for filmmaking excellence, it took about 20-30 years for everybody to get the memo about not 'really hand it' to racist trash.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Hey it all worked out, skulheadface is trapped back in the mirror, George and Nico are back together and the little guy is happy. Let's get to the next game.

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Jul 17, 2007

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It's a tough day for George- got off the flight only to be stonewalled by Nico, got manipulated to buy some horrible ice cream, met Andre- always a pleasure, learned of suspicious things and to top it all his voice acting is rather flat and uninspired!

Yeah it's a fan game so we're lucky to have any voice acting, but I can't help but notice it.

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Jul 17, 2007

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The fuse box thing was literally dream logic "flashlight= electricity, fusebox=electricity"
And good to see George is still pilfering anything in sight with no regards of privacy.
Though trading your GF's panties to a disgusting bum is a whole new level.

I wonder if Andre was responsible for the fire, it'd be a jump from romantic rivalry to attempted murder.

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Jul 17, 2007

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There's a puzzle to the code? I thought you were just supposed to try combinations as there aren't a lot.
Also George hates many things including dogs, computers and calendars.
At the rate of old character appearance I'm now expecting the labourer and the two policemen from BS1 to arrive.

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Jul 17, 2007

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This was the most nonsensical this game got up to this point, starting with Khan's story.
Why did the developer changed the handgun retroactively?

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Jul 17, 2007

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:v:"Good day stranger I'm Dr Lannibal Hactor, a mild mannered psychologist."

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Jul 17, 2007

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:kstare:

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Jul 17, 2007

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Some notes: the 'new 12mm magnum' is probably the S&W 500 which was released in January 2003, Killer lady must be quite the gun nut to get the newest and biggest revolver on the market.

Also she insisted that Nico had met her before but I'm not remembering her from the previous games.
Unless Khan had a sex change, which would probably be way more interesting of a plot twist than what's in store.

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Jul 17, 2007

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You're right but remember that this is a set-up so evidence may have been left behind intentionally.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Out of bullets I think, the S&W 500 holds only 5.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Glad you overcame the technical issues, I was waiting for this update.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Yeah that manuscript was kind of a cliche to bring in the plot even at 2003.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Maybe Susaro picks them for looking cool with a gun.

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Jul 17, 2007

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The facial animation in the end scene are really goofy.

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Jul 17, 2007

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It was like a half second, probably to make us think it was Nico by not showing a close up.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Juanita don't get all thirsty for George, he's kind of a moron.
Also that cop is going above and beyond the call of duty in being a dickhead, yes officer i'll be sure to leave any kidnap victims to languish when I could help.

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Jul 17, 2007

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People often find my salami too spicy:heysexy:



I should go see the doctor.

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Jul 17, 2007

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This update: some puzzles then :heysexy:
And George didn't even have to crawl in sewage this time!

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Jul 17, 2007

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I'm just referring to the time (second game?) George had to swim in polluted water to distract a guard dog.
Adventure game protagonists have a tendency to get dirty in the least fun usage of the term.

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Jul 17, 2007

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I guess all the Italians are having their siesta. In some other dimension.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Goddamn it George you don't have to be quite this dickish to the ladies, their only crime is manufacturing flat pieces of bread.
Also was that tedious "is it safe" bit a callback to the movie Marathon Man?

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Jul 17, 2007

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Do I want to know what the man in the box and the unseen steward who keeps resetting the room were about?
Probably not, it seems naughty.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Couldn't even get the end credits to run properly, not to mention clean up the inventory.
and that way Anna-Maria disappears for like half the game and then conveniently dies to leave no complication between the main duo.

I'm disappointed.

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Jul 17, 2007

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I hate it when the extra challenge to adventure games is getting the drat thing to run.
Some games should have definitely been made 2d instead to save on development time, heck there's plenty of gorgeous 2d which use pre-rendered assets to get the look without the complecation.
The box pushing puzzles are not worth it.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Could be that they realised that 3d adds a whole new dimension to work and debug (+physics probably) and therefore would take dev time that could be better used elsewhere.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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He lied so much throughout the years that he's not certain either.

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