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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

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Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
god Chandler loving sucks. I'm on Team Jovey.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
"Eron is never getting those Sabbath tapes back lol"
- Joven

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

"I had my nunchucks confiscated by the security guard at the Sam Goody" - Joven

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Where are they now?

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:


Chandler definitely should not be allowed near the school.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
haha hell yeah

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
this one looks like he ripped his dick off

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Snargs House of Sin is a pretty good time, ngl

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

BasicLich posted:

this one looks like he ripped his dick off



3 extra health and extra for one mana seems a little cheap? idk i dont play magic much

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

So many gifts in the woods

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

BasicLich posted:

haha hell yeah



Life

Finds



A way

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Musclegoon

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Poohs Packin posted:

Where are they now?



that's not a joven, thats a boglim

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

bere

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
lmao







it's nice they let their preteen kids do some of the art for fun in the early days

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Mar 8, 2022

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

The girl kobold in the pink dress is giving me that "DTF" look.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Lol hope he’s got a jug of water and some pop tarts for energy.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
My favorites are the cards where the artist clearly didn't know what the word meant, so they just drew an absurd literal interpretation of it, and somehow nobody else cared or noticed and it made it into production



"Blood... lust? Uh ok here you go, I guess"

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

I cannot get over how much this guy looks like a dwarf wrestler.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Dream [wheeze]
So drat........she can.........night
.... more [large gasp]
[extended silence]
Do..................I mean?

.............remember?
Well, I
Oh no, oh no

Too [hits inhaler]
......fast for.....
Too fa
...... too.........love

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Reminds of me the goldmined terrible fantasy book cover thread that also has ROBOT Clint Eastwood with amazing hair :five:



Also:

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Mar 8, 2022

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
loving Chandler.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I have all of those cards

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

BasicLich posted:

this one looks like he ripped his dick off



The world's worst and most situational counter to a 1 mana lightning bolt.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

How good of a thief can he really be if he destroys everything he steals? More like Legendary Failure

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Cannon_Fodder posted:

The world's worst and most situational counter to a 1 mana lightning bolt.

By "worst and most situational counter to a lightning bolt" did you mean "does literally nothing to counter a lightning bolt in any situation"?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Devils Affricate posted:

My favorites are the cards where the artist clearly didn't know what the word meant, so they just drew an absurd literal interpretation of it, and somehow nobody else cared or noticed and it made it into production



"Blood... lust? Uh ok here you go, I guess"

IIRC a bunch of the early art for some cards wasn’t necessarily commissioned for the game and were just existing pieces that got inexpensively licensed for use.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

The Bloop posted:

I have all of those cards

Pffft I've heard that one before. Zack from across the street says he has all those cards too but his mom told him he's "not allowed" to bring them outside.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sgt. Politeness posted:

Pffft I've heard that one before. Zack from across the street says he has all those cards too but his mom told him he's "not allowed" to bring them outside.

Somebody PM me their mailing address and I'll send them a signed card from this thread. US only unless you want to pay

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Joven means ‘young man’, and this on International Women’s Day!

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Sourdough Sam posted:



Chandler definitely should not be allowed near the school.

That was a pretty harrowing episode of Friends

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


can i get a picture of joven smiling

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's printout

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

BasicLich posted:

this one looks like he ripped his dick off



Wha... what is he holding? Is the gift of the woods... poop?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's a fried chicken leg. It's definitely a gift but I'm not sure what it has to do with the woods

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Wolves and bears and whatever love fried chicken. What more could they desire

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's a fried chicken leg. It's definitely a gift but I'm not sure what it has to do with the woods

You've never experienced the thrill of finding a half-eaten box of KFC in the woods?

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Radio Paranoia posted:

You've never experienced the thrill of finding a half-eaten box of KFC in the woods?
Just porn :saddowns:

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