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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Today is Apple's spring event. It starts in about an hour, 11am Pacific, 1pm Eastern.

Rumored products:

iPad Air refresh
iPhone SE refresh
New Apple display
27-inch iMac on Apple silicon
Mac studio. This is possibly a 'mini Mac Pro' or a 'pro Mac Mini'

MacOS 12.3 and iOS 15.4 will probably drop this week. Also expect new colors for watch bands and phone cases.

Watch here: https://apple.com

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I'm gonna laugh if the SE3 still has that 1821 mAh battery.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

But with an xmac.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Not a good time to announce live baseball.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Uh there’s no baseball season right now.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
What games are you going to watch?

e: :argh:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
edit: oops.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
I appreciate that folks have different interests and wants than me, but I honestly can't imagine walking around with a thousand dollar phone without a case. But colors are cool, I guess.

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Sounds like this is just a warm up. Lots of rumors that Apple is going to go hard at the crown jewel of American sports, NFL streaming rights, next year.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


That green looks slick as hell

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

ChadSexington posted:

Sounds like this is just a warm up. Lots of rumors that Apple is going to go hard at the crown jewel of American sports, NFL streaming rights, next year.

What's up for grabs? Is Amazon's deal expiring? I can't imagine any of the big networks not renewing their deals.

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

Jose Oquendo posted:

What's up for grabs? Is Amazon's deal expiring? I can't imagine any of the big networks not renewing their deals.

DirecTV’s contract for Sunday Ticket expires after next season, and Apple, Amazon, and Disney (likely for ESPN+) are all expected to compete for it.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

was hoping the iphone se would move to a more modern design, but cool for people who like tiny phones i guess

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
SE Price bump by $30?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Hahaha 429 for SE 3 is…bold.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

ChadSexington posted:

DirecTV’s contract for Sunday Ticket expires after next season, and Apple, Amazon, and Disney (likely for ESPN+) are all expected to compete for it.

Oh poo poo. That's huge.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Give me an M1 iPhone CRAPPLE! :argh:

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
They sure LOVE their fantastic products.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
M1 Air? :eyepop:

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
So what’s the difference between the M1 air now and the pro for most people? Or do those designations only matter in an actual professional environment that doesn’t use laptops?

e: no price bump for new air.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

buglord posted:

So what’s the difference between the M1 air now and the pro for most people? Or do those designations only matter in an actual professional environment that doesn’t use laptops?

e: no price bump for new air.

Think the screen and 12.9"

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


699 for 64GB is a big woof.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lol we're just going to stick with M1 variants forever.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Apple is going all Capcom Street Fighter 2 levels of naming.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lmao. Next presentation: M1 ULTRA PRO-MAX 2023 EXTREME EDITION+

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
Shoot, if I worked for Apple, there's no way I would let people call me John in the presentations. It'd give the audience ptsd.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Baronash posted:

Shoot, if I worked for Apple, there's no way I would let people call me John in the presentations. It'd give the audience ptsd.

die-to-die or tip-to-tip?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

DoomTrainPhD posted:

lmao. Next presentation: M1 ULTRA PRO-MAX 2023 EXTREME EDITION+

M1 ULTRA PRO-MAX 2023 EXTREME EDITION+ Air

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Oh my God it's THICC Mini

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

It’s a Fat Mini.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
What chunky boi. Love it

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
How many thousands of dollars do we think this display will cost?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Did Apple just bring back the Cube?

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
"We reimagined how a computer could look"

Goes "right-click/extrude face" on the mac mini

Brilliant

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


In awe of the thickness of that thing

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
It's as if they finally listened to their customers rather than just telling them what they should want.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
This is genuinely exciting to me even though I won’t actually buy this because I have a cute lil itx windows machine.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


This is ridiculous I just wanted a mac mini refresh this is absurd

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
"... for the price of a Ford Bronco" is the part she's leaving out there.

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CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!
This is exactly what I wanted. Holy poo poo. Since when do they market right to me?

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