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We find ourselves in the midst of one of the most turbulent and frankly insane offseasons in recent memory. The pandemic may be over (thanks, Roger!), but there's a full-scale arms race underway in at least one of the conferences and there's only so much you can do in free agency. Thus we turn our collective eyes to the draft, where the receivers are faster than ever, the linemen are bigger than ever, and the quarterbacks are there too. Welcome to the 2022 Goon Draft! The Rules  PLEASE READ THE RULES WHY WOULD YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS AND NOT READ THE RULES Each team will have one poster as its GM, responsible for making the picks (which, for the sake of easy tracking, will be posted in a separate thread once the draft commences). Teams are first come first serve. War rooms are fine, so long as there is a designated spokesperson. The clock on each pick is 24 hours, at which point if the spokesperson has not made a pick I will make one for them. No trades will be allowed, as they just tend to complicate things and previous drafts have run much more efficiently without them. If you just want to take part and don’t care which team you get, post and I’ll assign you to a team that might not have any other takers (probably be a few this year). The goal is to start by April 1, but we'll start earlier if all the teams are claimed. Here's the first round draft order: 1. Jacksonville Jaguars TSBX 2. Detroit Lions Hizawk 3. Houston Texans Play 4. New York Jets Professor Funk 5. New York Giants a patagonian cavy 6. Carolina Panthers zimbomonkey 7. New York Giants (via Chicago) a patagonian cavy 8. Atlanta Falcons Sad King Billy 9. Seattle Seahawks (via Denver) Ornery and Hornery 10. New York Jets (via Seattle) Professor Funk 11. Washington Commanders Ches Neckbeard 12. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks 13. Houston Texans (via Cleveland) Play 14. Baltimore Ravens AndrewP 15. Philadelphia Eagles (via Miami) Ches Neckbeard 16. New Orleans Saints (via Philadelphia) Eltoasto 17. LA Chargers Play 18. Philadelphia Eagles (via New Orleans via Indianapolis) Ches Neckbeard 19. New Orleans Saints (via Philadelphia) Eltoasto 20. Pittsburgh Steelers Quiet Feet 21. New England Patriots MaximilianK 22. Green Bay Packers (via Las Vegas) surf rock 23. Arizona Cardinals Amy Pole Her 24. Dallas Cowboys Tom Sellout 25. Buffalo Bills fsif 26. Tennessee Titans EmbryoSteve 27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 28. Green Bay Packers surf rock 29. Kansas City Chiefs (via Miami via San Francisco) Kevino07 30. Kansas City Chiefs Kevino07 31. Cincinnati Bengals Eifert Posting 32. Detroit Lions (via LA Rams) Hizawk Teams that may not have a first rounder, but are actually doing just fine nonetheless: Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula LA Rams Cleveland Browns Gatts San Francisco 49ers Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE Las Vegas Raiders MrLogan Chicago Bears Sad King Billy Miami Dolphins Amy Pole Her Claim your teams! ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Apr 4, 2022 |
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I’ll take the Jets, as is tradition (happy to split picks up with other Jets posters since they have to many too)
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Mar 24, 2022 00:13
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Thanks for doing this again! I would love to take the Packers again this year. If another Packers fan wants to join the war room, I'm down for that.
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Mar 24, 2022 00:20
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I'll take the Raiders unless Blitz wants them again this year. If he does, then just give me a random team.
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Mar 24, 2022 00:22
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I’d like the Philadelphia Eagles. Thanks for running this again!
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Mar 24, 2022 00:57
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I am Bengo.
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Mar 24, 2022 01:08
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I’d do the Saints but I’ll be without steady internet access until the 12th. Can’t wait to see the QB or OT we get by whoever gets them.
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Mar 24, 2022 01:09
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MrLogan posted:I'll take the Raiders unless Blitz wants them again this year. If he does, then just give me a random team. It's okay I'll join you in the war room
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Mar 24, 2022 01:09
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I’d enjoy seattle 
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Mar 24, 2022 01:42
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I'll do the Bucs as usual.
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Mar 24, 2022 02:21
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I'll do the Bills again unless a different Bills fan wants a spin.
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Mar 24, 2022 02:21
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I'm not really familiar with any hardcore Texans fans here who like doing the goon draft. I'd enjoy doing them since they have a good number of picks which makes it more fun. And they're a team I've always been perversely interested in. If there is a big Texans fan who really wants to do it, just quote this post and you can have it. If that's the case, I'll take the Rams. Even though they will probably only make one pick total in the goon draft, lol
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Mar 24, 2022 02:22
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I'll take the Falcons. I usually take The Texans, but I'm interested to see what Play does.
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Mar 24, 2022 04:31
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I'll take the Miami Dolphins and their 3rd round pick to be made!
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Mar 24, 2022 04:38
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Amy Pole Her posted:I'll take the Miami Dolphins and their 3rd round pick to be made! I hear interior offensive line is a need!
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Mar 24, 2022 05:07
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I'll take Detroit. I'm a Dan Campbell-type leader, so other D fans are totally allowed to war room with me!
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Mar 24, 2022 07:06
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I’ll take the Chiefs Will actually be fun to mock for them this year!
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Mar 24, 2022 11:46
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Added everyone who's signed up so fara patagonian cavy posted:I’d like the Philadelphia Eagles. Thanks for running this again! Happy to do it! Unfortunately I can't give you the Eagles (long story), but can I interest you in the New York Giants?
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Mar 24, 2022 14:16
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Sad King Billy posted:I'll take the Falcons. Appreciate it. Disaster franchises unite!!
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Mar 24, 2022 16:19
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Play posted:Appreciate it. Disaster franchises unite!! You have a lot of freedom to decide who you want, considering the Texans need everyone. As do Atlanta. Houston is in a worse position though.
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Mar 24, 2022 16:47
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I don’t want the Browns. Don’t give them to me, please.
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Mar 24, 2022 18:42
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I'll take Denver but I'm bucking tradition and NOT drafting a QB this year!!!!
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Mar 24, 2022 18:44
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Gatts posted:I don’t want the Browns. Don’t give them to me, please. This is the perfect attitude for a Browns GM this year, you've got the job!
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Mar 24, 2022 18:47
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ShakeZula posted:Added everyone who's signed up so far Sure, I’ll take the GMENNNNN
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Mar 24, 2022 20:22
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If nobody wants the Jags I can do them again. What's the estimated timeline look like?
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Mar 24, 2022 23:17
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Hizawk posted:I'll take Detroit. hell yeah Who are you thinking for 2nd overall?
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Mar 24, 2022 23:23
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TSBX posted:If nobody wants the Jags I can do them again. April 1 is the goal for starting, though that's flexible depending on how fast the teams fill up.
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Mar 24, 2022 23:26
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ShakeZula posted:This is the perfect attitude for a Browns GM this year, you've got the job!  Gatts fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Mar 24, 2022 |
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Mar 24, 2022 23:52
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i decided that i won't draft for anyone, because i will likely miss it and don't want to Piss off anybody around here. they're liable to gently caress me up bad
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Mar 25, 2022 00:17
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I'll take the Panthers.
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Mar 25, 2022 15:05
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Bill's like my nextdoor neighbor so I choose you New England
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Mar 25, 2022 17:27
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But for real if Erinie Adam's wasn't a TFF goon then they missing out.
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Mar 26, 2022 15:07
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Acebuckeye13 posted:hell yeah I'm thinking the following ranking: 1. Hutchinson 2. Thibidoux 3. Trayvon Walker 4. Kyle Hamilton For the 32nd Pick its basically: 1. Best WR available?? 1. Another DE?? 2. Best Safety?? 3. Best LB?? Defintely interested in seeing how the 32nd opens up. I really wanna make sure we get a prestige position for that valueable 5th year option, so really leaning towards WR or DE.
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Mar 27, 2022 21:43
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It's amazing how much less you care about the draft when you're picking at number 31 versus number 5.
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Mar 27, 2022 23:45
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Eifert Posting posted:It's amazing how much less you care about the draft when you’re the Browns and NFL suffering is eternal
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Mar 28, 2022 00:30
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Gimmie the Eagles
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Mar 28, 2022 00:47
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Gimme the Vikings for the inevitable first round corner.
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Mar 28, 2022 02:17
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Hizawk posted:I'm thinking the following ranking: Yeah, it's going to be really interesting to see how the draft shakes out and who's available at 32 and 34. I also agree with the rankings: Grab Hutch if availible, and if not, go for Kayvon.
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Mar 28, 2022 07:23
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When do we freaking start and how far (rounds) did we get last year?
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Ornery and Hornery posted:When do we freaking start and how far (rounds) did we get last year? We got through 3 rounds last year, which I'd say is about what we usually do. Target for starting is end of the week, but we still have 10 teams that need GMs. Obviously we can double-dip as needed and not all of those teams have first-rounders, but I'll put out a call in N/V today to see who else we can get.
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