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WELCOME TO THE PLAGUE THREAD, SICKOS! - last updated June 14, 2023 READ THIS SECTION FOR HOT COVID TIPS AND TRICKS Reminder: None of this is medical advice, OP is not a doctor, this thread is not a doctor, you are in the weirdo thread in the misfit section of a dead comedy forum. If you are sick go see an actual irl doctor If you’re having symptoms or think you have covid but are testing negative on a RAT, get a PCR. RATs have a high rate of false negatives against Omicron, PCRs do not. Wear a mask and stay home, don't infect other people with what you got, this applies to all infectious diseases not just covid, we shouldn't have to tell you this omg Here's your reminder to get up to date on your covid booster Information on the bivalent booster here: https://www.yalemedicine.org/news/omicron-booster-covid-19 Find a booster near you if you're a US goon here: https://www.vaccines.gov/search/ Best way to avoid false negatives on your RAT is to swab low and go slow Here’s a helpful demonstration vid: Direct link https://imgur.com/a/RCEvNMG https://twitter.com/DrEricLevi/status/1473185815597510656 Here's an infographic: More info on how to use a RAT properly to get more accurate results: https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2022/04/06/how-omicron-is-changing-the-way-rapid-tests-should-be-used.html quote:Dr. Susy Hota, medical director of infection prevention and control at University Health Network in Toronto, agreed both that the cheeks and throat should be swabbed in addition to the nose and that rapid testing will be less accurate right after illness begins. Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests (US only) Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests for Blind or Low Vision People (US only) WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU PAXLOVID IS PROBABLY YOUR BEST OPTION FOR TREATMENT Unfortunately the thread has yet to find a better option for treatment like beet enemas or snorting ricin, we'll keep trying but until then Pfizer's antiviral Paxlovid is the best treatment available outside of the hospital. You have to take Paxlovid within five days of developing symptoms. The longer you wait to take an antiviral the more time you are giving the virus to replicate in your body and explode all your cells to birth more virus and the less effective an antiviral treatment is at saving you from death, hospitalization or long covid. So, maybe don't put off seeking treatment, idk 13 Things To Know About Paxlovid - Yale Medicine Paxlovid update: Effectiveness, rebounding, drug interactions - Your Local Epidemiologist https://yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/paxlovid-update-effectiveness-rebounding More bad news for you sick bastards: Whether or not you get prescribed Paxlovid is a total crap shoot right now. Some telehealth services sometimes won't prescribe Pax if you say you've ever been vaccinated or if you haven’t had recent blood work or will try to prescribe you ivermectin or zinc or a chakra cleanse instead of an antiviral for the virus you have. Who knows why anything happens in this world? Unfortunately user experiences are all over the place so we don't have one singular service to recommend. There's a lot of medical gatekeeping going on in regards to covid treatment and not all prescribers are informed on covid treatments or following prescribing guidelines so thread recommendation is to know if you qualify, don't be discouraged and advocate for yourself. Don't be afraid to ask the thread for help navigating treatment resources. Great news if you're fat and/or sad and/or alive on this planet: You probably have one or more underlying conditions that put you at higher risk for covid loving you up and qualify for Paxlovid. Exotic underlying conditions include asthma, physical inactivity, depression, ADHD, BMI over 30, pregnancy, smoking (current or former), using corticosteroids, and more! A complete list of underlying medical conditions can be found on the CDC website here. Please note: While not required by the FDA to prescribe Paxlovid, some telehealth services (Dr. B, CVS) will require you to confirm that you’ve had blood work done in the past year and that it was normal. Some will refuse to prescribe Paxlovid if you’re on birth control as it may temporarily make birth control less effective. COVID-19 Therapeutics Locator Here Telehealth resources that can prescribe Paxlovid: PlushCare ($129) Push Health ($69) CallonDoc ($40) CVS ($60) Sesame Care (varies aprox$40) Dr. B ($15) - some goons reporting unreliable care here, requires a photo of your id next to your test Free Telehealth resources in select states: California: https://sesamecare.com/covidca North Carolina: https://portcitydaily.com/live-briefs/2022/12/18/state-launches-free-telemedicine-screenings-for-covid-19-treatment/ schedule an appointment at https://starmed.care/nc/ or by calling 704-941-6000 seven days a week, 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Minnesota: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/minnesota-launches-telehealth-program-to-offer-no-cost-covid-19-therapeutics More information on how to access the program and instructions for downloading and getting started with the Cue Health App can be found at care.cuehealth.com/mn Thread recommendation is don't destroy your liver, check drug interactions before taking anything prescribed to you! Does that sound like medical advice? I'm not a doctor and am not qualified to tell you for sure if destroying your liver is a good or bad idea, I'm just guessing it's bad tbh. Drug-Drug Interactions Between Ritonavir-Boosted Nirmatrelvir (Paxlovid) and Concomitant Medications AND Searchable Drug Interaction Checker Both CBD & THC interact with Paxlovid. THIS SECTION IS ABOUT AVOIDING POST RECOVERY SUDDEN DEATH Current thread recommendation is to try not to die from blood clots during the convalescent phase of covid. This isn’t medical advice, not dying from covid clots is just a fun challenge we think you should try. Yes, even if you feel fine and you’re sure you could feel if there were any clots hanging out in your bloodstream, we think it’s a good idea to double check. Dr. Jeff Gilchrist, PhD was kind enough to make a thread explaining why covid is causing sudden death post recovery & how to find clots before they kill you and Oracle was kind enough to summarize the thread and provide a list of tests to ask for: Oracle posted:Took some notes on this in case people wanted to know what tests to ask for. BEST GENERAL PRACTICES FOR RECOVERY (grats on your polio!) While there isn't currently a framework for covid recovery, post-covid shares symptoms with post-polio so some doctors are referring to post-polio frameworks for recovery and as far as the thread can tell at the moment it's the best we have. A health and lifestyle framework for management of post covid-19 syndrome based on evidence-informed management of post-polio syndrome: a narrative review https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/21679169.2021.2000150 Post-Polio Syndrome Fact Sheet https://www.ninds.nih.gov/health-information/patient-caregiver-education/fact-sheets/post-polio-syndrome-fact-sheet OFFICIAL GUIDANCE FROM THE CDC Finally the adults are back in the room! KNOW YOUR VARIANTS (this section is incomplete because there are too many variants, one’s called BBQ, one is like CH 11 or something just avoid all of them until we can figure out what the good one you want to get is)
COVID-19 Resources COVID IS AIRBORNE https://www.covidisairborne.org/ - your one stop shop for covid resources on transmission & prevention of COVID-19 with focus on airborne routes i.e. aerosols (& ballistic droplets) Vaccines Vaccine Finder - find vaccines near you or just like walk into a pharmacy and they've probably got some, bing bong so simple http://www.healthdata.org/covid/covid-19-vaccine-efficacy-summary- vaccine efficacy summary NYT Covid-19 Vaccine Tracker - breakdown of every vaccine in development with explanations of how they work/how well they work Masks Hatebag posted:gently caress you put the mask on you dumb sack of poo poo. gently caress your stupid fuckin face Vaccines don't prevent transmission of covid so it's a good idea to block the virus from getting into your primary face holes. https://www.cuimc.columbia.edu/news/new-study-adds-more-evidence-omicron-immune-evasion Reusable Respirators 3M Secure Click Half Facepiece Reusable Respirator with Speaking Diaphragm HF-802SD - the thread MVP for reusable respirators - Filters for the Secure Click: Soft Filter 3M Secure Click Particulate Filter P100 D3097 Hard Case 3M Secure Click Particulate Filter P100 D9093 3M Rugged Comfort Quick Latch Half Facepiece Reusable Respirator 6502QL - a valved option, allows you to remove and replace the facepiece without removing the headpiece. 3M Half Facepiece Reusable Respirator 7502 - another valved option, fully silicone model fits a wide range of faces. 3M Half Facepiece Reusable Respirator 6200 - lightweight, inexpensive, reliable 3M™ Ultimate FUCKS FF-400 Full Face Respirator- full coverage for when you're completely done taking viral loads to the face. - Filters for the 6500, 6200, 7500 series and FF-400: Soft Filter 3M Particulate Filter 2091 Hard Case 3M Organic Vapor/Acid Gas Cartridge/Filter 60923 Hard Case rated for showers 3M Particulate Filter 7093 Disposable Respirators 3M Aura Particulate Respirator 9210- the thread MVP for disposable respirators, might be a tight fit on a big head 3M Aura Particulate Respirator 9205- same as the 9210 but with latex straps, fits big heads better than the 9210 3M VFlex Particulate Respirator 9105- probably the best fit for a big goony head, looks like you have a duck bill Gerson Duckbill 3230 N95 - another option if you have a big goony head, looks like you have a duck bill Respirators for Canada goons: 3M Secure Click Half Facepiece Reusable Respirator HF-800 at Canada Welding Supply (link also stocks waterproof replacement filters) 3M™ Mold & Lead Paint Removal P100 Performance Respirator at Canadian Tire 3M Aura Particulate Respirator 9205 at Canada Welding Supply 3M Aura Particulate Respirator 9205 at Home Depot Canada 3M Aura Particulate Respirator 9205 at United Canada Inc, Auras in boxes of 20 or cases of 440 3M Aura Particulate Respirator 9205 at Lawlor Safety, another place to get Auras in bulk FFP3 Respirators for Euro goons: 3M Aura Particulate Respirator 9330+ -unvalved 3M Aura Particulate Respirator 9332+- valved P2 Respirators for Aus goons: 3M Aura Particulate Respirator 9320A+ - unvalved 3M Aura Flat Fold Particulate Respirator 9422+ -valved Some Aus goons recommend WorkSafeGear and Southland Supply Platystemon posted:Tip for buying foreign PPE: sometimes Amazon will ship internationally for free if you shop at another country’s site because what else is a zaibatsu good for? Masks for Kids zegermans posted:Goon parents group linked this google sheet which at a glance is the most useful thing I've ever seen w/r/t kids and useful masks Where to find legitimate PPE jetz0r posted:This is the list of ppe sites I check for masks: https://www.envirosafetyproducts.com/ https://www.grainger.com/ https://www.homedepot.com/ https://www.lowes.com/ Amazon has a spotty track record with counterfeit PPE so the thread warns against buying from them. Aaron Collins - PPE tester and reviewer Masking with a beard? maybe consider shaving Zodium posted:Assessing the effect of beard hair lengths on face masks used as personal protective equipment during the COVID-19 pandemic https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33022336/ https://twitter.com/DanielGriffinMD/status/1566241863572627457 Walgreens COVID-19 Index - tragically a better resource than the CDC when it comes to an up to date snapshot of community spread National Wastewater Surveillance System - Wastewater tracking as reported through the CDC. Depending on where you live you might be able to find more accurate surveillance by googling "wastewater tracking {your state}" Worldometer - rolling tally of worldwide COVID cases/deaths/etc. BNO Newsroom - periodic updates on worldwide COVID stats and news. Probably better to ask Pillowpants at this point. DOOMSAYERS OF NOTE Dr. Eric Feigl-Ding - Epidemiologist https://drericding.substack.com/ Anthony J Leonardi, PhD, MS - Scientist, Immune Memory http://easychair.substack.com Gregory Travis - Technology Writer, provides covid updates and news Prof. Florian Krammer - Microbiologist https://labs.icahn.mssm.edu/krammerlab/ Pillowpants - Goon Ventillation Build a Corsi Cube direct link:https://cleanaircrew.org/boxfanfilterfaq https://twitter.com/LazarusLong13/status/1490889485109784576 Which air purifier should you buy? https://twitter.com/marwa_zaatari/status/1598180050893148160 AVOID PURIFIERS THAT GENERATE OZONE https://ww2.arb.ca.gov/our-work/programs/air-cleaners-ozone-products/hazardous-ozone-generating-air-purifiers Additional Resources A rough guide on being prepared for covid Death of Innocence posted:We probably should have a set of recommendations for people to prepare for the possibility of getting sick and what to do after potential exposure, developing symptoms or testing positive. This is at best a rough draft. Joementum posted:here's a link to a place that tracks what pharmacies have anti-COVID medications in stock. https://covid-19-therapeutics-locator-dhhs.hub.arcgis.com/ How to self isolate with covid Platystemon posted:You don’t want air to get from wherever your roommate is hanging out to wherever you’re eating, sleeping, and doing anything else incompatible with respirator use. olives black posted:ATTN: Apartment Dwellers https://twitter.com/marwa_zaatari/status/1448477729347850241 Finally a CURE for covid? quote:A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So, supposedly we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light, and I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that, too. Sounds interesting, right? And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful. Trixie Hardcore posted:Do you have any idea how much I hate knowing loving anything about covid? I don’t want to know any of this dumb covid bullshit but my brain is stuffed with it. Dumb loving shithead pandemic, viruses are gross and I hate them. Trixie Hardcore has issued a correction as of 17:18 on Jun 14, 2023 |
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Can you just gently caress me up with upsetting covid info? Summary of PASC (Long Covid) research studies Nocturtle posted:TLDR: long-term COVID impacts ie "long COVID" or "Post-Acute Sequelae of SARs-COV-2 infection" (PASC) affects ~10-30% of people with symptomatic infections. >1%-10% of COVID infections result in “significant” long term impacts, with large uncertainties in actual rates but these are likely lower bounds. Vaccines did not protect against all PASC conditions (estimates vary between 50% reduction to no protection). https://twitter.com/ToshiAkima/status/1510056364940611584 https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-022-29440-z https://twitter.com/ToshiAkima/status/1510060000500396033 https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-09410-7 https://twitter.com/IanRicksecker/status/1478611650760437765 https://twitter.com/MicahPollak/status/1477727474003894274 https://www.thecentersquare.com/ind...2c06725e2c.html https://twitter.com/DonaldVinh/status/1492124443908493312 https://meridian.allenpress.com/aplm/article/146/6/660/477699/Placental-Tissue-Destruction-and-Insufficiency#.YgZgfdk1Z_4.twitter Archives Google Spreadsheet with links to COVID related news and journal articles Platystemon posted:
Goon Game (thx Coldrice) https://store.steampowered.com/app/1871620/Covid_Simulator/ Goon Shirt (thx Rubby) https://rubby.threadless.com/designs/open-biden/mens/t-shirt/regular?variation=front&color=black --- RESPIRATOR INFO If you're looking for an info dump of respirator info comparing models and features head on over to this post. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3976692#post517004407 Trixie Hardcore has issued a correction as of 02:47 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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Iron Crowned posted:First post oh im so embarrassed for you
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oh we doomin' here now?
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Flush thread. Ban OP.
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this thread is actually a honeypot for the covid denier posters while we keep posting in the o ther one
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good job, OP, now we just need the gif of the guy pulling the mask out of his pocket and laughing before resping up
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I didn't really see a good summary of those valve tests, how would this compare to a KN95? https://www.3m.com/3M/en_US/p/d/v000274871/ it says mean particle penetration is 0.23 outward, 40.60 inward, what does that mean actionjackson has issued a correction as of 17:45 on Mar 24, 2022 |
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empty whippet box posted:oh we doomin' here now? This thread is just for good covid news, like if a puppy gets covid or if covid starts a lemonade stand or something heartwarming like that
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roni
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Whats the magical number of posts for closing a thread
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The first page needs the “Someday in 2026” guy. e: to break the embed and help with page load times https://i.imgur.com/qjAC64Y.mp4 Platystemon has issued a correction as of 04:27 on May 25, 2022 |
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For every post in the covid threads, an American dies
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I was hoping the Covid thread was closed by mod fiat due to reaching 1MM official deaths. This is far less funny.
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I'm excited to experience the post-Covid world
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But I liked the old thread.
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heres to the next million folks *raises glass*
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That's a good op op
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Just in time for the new wave. I lost count what wave we're on but I imagine we're on the one that looks like a sideways eight.
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Palladium posted:Whats the magical number of posts for closing a thread its probalby good to just restrat threads periodically anyway just because if u click that page number tab in awful app it takes a month to load if therse five thousand pages
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Breathe in, embrace death, breathe out, oops you cant, you are dead
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Chamale posted:https://i.imgur.com/TDgDL64.mp4 new thread celebration!
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Chad Sexington posted:But I liked the old thread. that was the covid thread. this is the LONG covid thread.
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Shifty Nipples posted:That's a good op op
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thx a ton to op for making a leet OP
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Shifty Nipples posted:That's a good op op
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Is this the prize for one million deaths?
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(fantastic goddamn OP, op)
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COVID-19 is over! Time for COVID-22!
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actionjackson posted:I didn't really see a good summary of those valve tests, how would this compare to a KN95? It would take a hearty bean‐fueled dump all over the average KN95. There’s nothing preventing KN95s from being good, it’s just that there’s also nothing stopping them from being bad and .
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first run complete, now to start whittling down the us' personal best time
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oh gently caress me the thread title got the welcome back kotter song in my head nooooooo
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here at the beginning, just like last time
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Shifty Nipples posted:oh gently caress me the thread title got the welcome back kotter song in my head nooooooo it's the applebees theme you idiot
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Covid is over in the sense no one cares except really mentally unwell people
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I bet things are gonna be pretty bad by the time we get another five thousand pages into this one
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