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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

(just pick a number from 1-5 and a letter from A-E if you don't want to read)

The great Metroid....... was shattered.
In our home, behind the waterfall, the Lands Between.
Now, retarded_clown is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Troubles, ZoqFotPik was the first to perish.
Soon, Zen Death Robot's successors, imps all, claimed the shards of the Metroid.
The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering.
A war from which no moderators arose.
A war leading to abandonment by the admins.
Arise now, ye Tarnished!
Ye dead, who yet live!
The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all:

(choose a build)

1) Larry, Chieftan of the Wiki!

No taller than a demi-human, but unstoppable INT. It's called Glintstone Pebble for a reason.

2)The ever-brilliant Roderigo!

The lost third brother, all in on STR so he can wield a hammer, like his brother.

3) Bicyclops, the Deathbed Companion!

Maybe Arcane does something? I probably should put points into health at some point. What does that icon on my screen mean? Maybe I'll just put this down for a bit, check back on it in eight months.

4)The loathsome Shiddy!

Uses shields extensively. Always wielding weapons that cause scarlet rot.

5) And Uncle at Nintendo, the All-knowing!

Fell asleep playing Elden Ring and woke up playing the demake on a modded PS3? wtf? Someone also respecced my guy - now I'm dual wielding katanas.

And one other. Whom grace would again bless.
A Tarnished of no renown.
Cross the waterfall, to the Lands Between.
To stand before the Metroid.
And become the Idiot King!!

(choose a keepsake)

A) The "Oblivion hat"

It is said that dark music whispers into the ears of the wearer. Once worn by a hunter who slew a great boar.

B) Ashes of a Dragon

The ashes of the man known as the Dragon of Dojima. Although a powerful warrior, you can witness a crushing disapproval in his brows.

C) Ancient wedding ring

Cursed memento of a forgotten age. The fading inscription inside reads "Widestancer."

D) "Player 2" Controller

Once every age, this jagged poker returns, its cycle as circular as the arc of its broken control stick. It's not your fault.

E) Chalice of the Speedrunner

Where is the hype for Tiny Tina?? That's all I wanna know...Where the gently caress is the hype for Tiny Tina?! Huh? String? String? Look at me. Look at me! Where the gently caress is the hyper for Tiny Tina?!

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herculon
Sep 7, 2018

2-E

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

lmfao

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
Lmfao good contest. 1D for my fallen warriors

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

larry, chieftain of the wiki is gonna stay with me for a while lmfao

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
4E, the The Loathesome Shiddy drinking from the Chalice of the Speedrunner, and may god have mercy on you all if I win

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
If I win I’ll be very nice to everyone:)

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

lmao excellent work

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

I’ll throw in my lot this time, why not. 4B

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

5C

UaN and wedding rings

There’s a bunch of bank holidays coming up at the start of summer and I’ll rule weekend games with an iron fist

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

lmao.

2a.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

4D, the Loathsome Shiddy with the 2 player controller

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

1a, because I'm imagining Larry wearing a helmet that's way too big for him.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

lmao, locking in 3C

mycophobia
May 7, 2008
1B

mycophobia
May 7, 2008
zone and fyad ik contest at the same time....one could wield unimaginable power......

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

4D

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
5D

Uncle swigging the deformed controller around like a flail

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

3B, hoping it synergizes into an 8 month cabaret club bender

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I didn't realize 4D was taken so I'm changing to 4C if legal.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
1C

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
2D

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Initially I was tl;dr but this is really loving good lol.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

it is lol. goldmine after the contest imo

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Lol. 5A.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

American McGay posted:

Initially I was tl;dr but this is really loving good lol.

it is lol, also lol at all of the dungeater options being taken immediately

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Sub-Actuality posted:

it is lol. goldmine after the contest imo

:amen:

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

it is lol, also lol at all of the dungeater options being taken immediately

He’s an honorary imp imo

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Arise now, ye Larry!

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

4a

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

shiddy is too powerful, able to freddy kruger into dreams at will and shid on whatever you hold dear

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

lmfao

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

wot ever happened to zoq fot pik

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dongicus posted:

wot ever happened to zoq fot pik

He got AIDS and died.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Larry Parrish posted:

He got AIDS and died.

jealous?

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Little bit.

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Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

2C and lmao

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