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(just pick a number from 1-5 and a letter from A-E if you don't want to read) The great Metroid....... was shattered. In our home, behind the waterfall, the Lands Between. Now, retarded_clown is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Troubles, ZoqFotPik was the first to perish. Soon, Zen Death Robot's successors, imps all, claimed the shards of the Metroid. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no moderators arose. A war leading to abandonment by the admins. Arise now, ye Tarnished! Ye dead, who yet live! The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all: (choose a build) 1) Larry, Chieftan of the Wiki! No taller than a demi-human, but unstoppable INT. It's called Glintstone Pebble for a reason. 2)The ever-brilliant Roderigo! The lost third brother, all in on STR so he can wield a hammer, like his brother. 3) Bicyclops, the Deathbed Companion! Maybe Arcane does something? I probably should put points into health at some point. What does that icon on my screen mean? Maybe I'll just put this down for a bit, check back on it in eight months. 4)The loathsome Shiddy! Uses shields extensively. Always wielding weapons that cause scarlet rot. 5) And Uncle at Nintendo, the All-knowing! Fell asleep playing Elden Ring and woke up playing the demake on a modded PS3? wtf? Someone also respecced my guy - now I'm dual wielding katanas. And one other. Whom grace would again bless. A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the waterfall, to the Lands Between. To stand before the Metroid. And become the Idiot King!! (choose a keepsake) A) The "Oblivion hat" It is said that dark music whispers into the ears of the wearer. Once worn by a hunter who slew a great boar. B) Ashes of a Dragon The ashes of the man known as the Dragon of Dojima. Although a powerful warrior, you can witness a crushing disapproval in his brows. C) Ancient wedding ring Cursed memento of a forgotten age. The fading inscription inside reads "Widestancer." D) "Player 2" Controller Once every age, this jagged poker returns, its cycle as circular as the arc of its broken control stick. It's not your fault. E) Chalice of the Speedrunner Where is the hype for Tiny Tina?? That's all I wanna know...Where the gently caress is the hype for Tiny Tina?! Huh? String? String? Look at me. Look at me! Where the gently caress is the hyper for Tiny Tina?!
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 15:39 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:34 |
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2-E
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 15:42 |
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lmfao
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 15:45 |
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lmfao
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 15:47 |
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Lmfao good contest. 1D for my fallen warriors
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 15:51 |
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lmfao
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 15:56 |
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larry, chieftain of the wiki is gonna stay with me for a while lmfao
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 16:00 |
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4E, the The Loathesome Shiddy drinking from the Chalice of the Speedrunner, and may god have mercy on you all if I win
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 16:40 |
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If I win I’ll be very nice to everyone:)
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 16:47 |
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lmao excellent work
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 16:59 |
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I’ll throw in my lot this time, why not. 4B
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 17:02 |
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5C UaN and wedding rings There’s a bunch of bank holidays coming up at the start of summer and I’ll rule weekend games with an iron fist
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 17:26 |
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lmao. 2a.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 17:45 |
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4D, the Loathsome Shiddy with the 2 player controller
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 17:47 |
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1a, because I'm imagining Larry wearing a helmet that's way too big for him.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 17:53 |
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lmao, locking in 3C
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 19:01 |
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1B
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:16 |
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zone and fyad ik contest at the same time....one could wield unimaginable power......
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:19 |
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4D
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:31 |
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5D Uncle swigging the deformed controller around like a flail
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:39 |
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3B, hoping it synergizes into an 8 month cabaret club bender
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:54 |
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I didn't realize 4D was taken so I'm changing to 4C if legal.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:59 |
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1C
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 21:03 |
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2D
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:25 |
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Initially I was tl;dr but this is really loving good lol.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:28 |
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it is lol. goldmine after the contest imo
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:52 |
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Lol. 5A.
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:58 |
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American McGay posted:Initially I was tl;dr but this is really loving good lol. it is lol, also lol at all of the dungeater options being taken immediately
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:59 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:it is lol. goldmine after the contest imo Daikatana Ritsu posted:it is lol, also lol at all of the dungeater options being taken immediately He’s an honorary imp imo
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 23:01 |
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lmfao
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 23:43 |
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Larry Parrish posted:lmfao Arise now, ye Larry!
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 23:48 |
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4a
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 23:50 |
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shiddy is too powerful, able to freddy kruger into dreams at will and shid on whatever you hold dear
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# ? Apr 1, 2022 23:51 |
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lmfao
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 02:50 |
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wot ever happened to zoq fot pik
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 02:51 |
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Dongicus posted:wot ever happened to zoq fot pik He got AIDS and died.
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 03:45 |
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Larry Parrish posted:He got AIDS and died. jealous?
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 03:53 |
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trying to jack off posted:jealous?
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 03:56 |
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trying to jack off posted:jealous? Little bit.
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 04:00 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:34 |
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2C and lmao
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# ? Apr 2, 2022 04:05 |