MLB N/V 2022: Wishing you a zip zap kazoo, which is just enough to lose by one

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Not a fan of the Yankees but I sure do like watching Matt Carpenter hit some dingers.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2022 06:46

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 08:27

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

IcePhoenix posted:

imagine being the third baseman and letting it drop to get a double play

Unfortunately that's only a net 9,900 IQ play.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 19:45

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

davecrazy posted:

Can't wait for the Mets press release "Getting Jacob deGrom back is the best trade deadline move we could make".

Mets are 7-0 in the Vogelbach Era.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2022 19:39

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Mets were in on Soto until they realized he would take valuable playing time away from their 12 white dudes who hit singles.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2022 20:06

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Gimme the deeeaaalz baby wanna see them dealz.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2022 22:07

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Makes perfect sense to me.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 22:19

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Nodoze posted:

IIRC he almost entirely dropped off the grid and moved to Arizona

It's not like the cubs didn't totally poo poo all over the field after the Bartman play anyway, not to mention Dusty just leaving Prior out there on fumes until it was too late. He probably shouldn't have even gone out for the 8th inning either

Like many sports scapegoat moments the whole Steve Bartman incident gets misremembered in so many ways. It was the 8th inning not the 9th like you might be led to believe, the Cubs were still ahead by three runs at that point, many other people in the stands put their hands up to catch it as well, it�s not even immediately certain that Alou would have caught that ball, and the Cubs continued to poo poo the bed long after the play was relevant. I saw that game in real time at my college dorm and we all thought the fans and even the broadcasters were being shitheads by continuing to fixate on Bartman instead of the Cubs sucking rear end as a whole. It�s like how everybody fixated on Buckner for letting that ball go through his legs in the 86 series when the Mets had already tied the game on a wild pitch and it would have at least gone to extras no matter what he did.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 15:22

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Mets have been rakin'

# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 22:46

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

davecrazy posted:

We expect to lose and our players to suck.

Sometimes the Mets don't even have the common courtesy to suck immediately and we all have to keep watching.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2022 21:26

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Fortunately Aaron Judge won�t have to go too far when he hitches his wagon to da 2022 WS champion New York Mets, babyyyyyy

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 14:17

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I was worried Guillorme would miss the postseason with how badly he limped to the plate, love to watch that guy play.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 22:51

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 08:27

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

It's no joke!

# ¿ Sep 24, 2022 11:53

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