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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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euphronius posted:

Phillies are going to win it all this year . Fearless prediction

Blue Jays- Phillies World Series, a dong fest ending with Castellanos walking off. Revenge for '93, just in time for the EAN to tell us the Russians are sending the nukes.

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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N: https://twitter.com/JSalisburyNBCS/status/1515789005115248646

V: Go Birds

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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When you're still huffing leaded gasoline:
https://mobile.twitter.com/notthebobbyorr/status/1517971498463547394

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Well yeah, you gotta establish the London Kings so Buck Bokai can play in the very last World Series.

MLB N/V 2042: Death to the Opposition!

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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https://defector.com/the-secret-history-of-richard-nixon-mets-sicko/

Watching the '93 Mets as the last season of your life, that's got to count as penance for uh... the "I'm Not a Crook!" speech?

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Not going to stop the Eagles chants this weekend.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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N:https://defector.com/the-phillies-may-never-lose-again/

V: Congrats to the D-Backs on their win tonight

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Harper broke his thumb on a hbp


gently caress
Ftfy :smith:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MattGelb/status/1540908202157518848?cxt=HHwWgMCt0ZD2s-IqAAAA

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Johnny Bravo posted:

that's rough for Bryce. he's still dealing with the torn ucl right?

Yes, that's why he was perma-DH

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Some folks in Boston are a bit upset that the Red Sox closer, Tanner Houck, is unvaccinated. Jays scored two in the 9th for a walkoff win.


https://www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/boston-media-explodes-after-red-sox-blow-it-without-unvaccinated-closer-houck/

Still plenty of time to change his mind:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Buster_E...closer-houck%2F

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Wasn't expecting Realmuto, much less than the 15 some people were saying.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

MLBs biggest mistake was not scheduling every team to play in Canada

Canadian Army gets a 210-year itch, returns the Expos to their rightful home.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/1552306279724507136

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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mentholmoose posted:

Phillies are:



:hmmyes:

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Red posted:

IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

Two good DFA's today, the Phillies can play the rest of the season in the Disney Hole and I'd still be happy.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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As in "near" or "completed" Ken

Fake edit: :hmbol:

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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AFewBricksShy posted:

The Phillies game tonight being an Apple TV exclusive is some bullshit.
ESPN just sent me a notice that Gibson so far is pitching a perfect game and it’s not on broadcast. Wtf.

A HBP took care of that, according to my phone

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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In this, the the 32nd month of tyool 2020, the Phils finally had their 1980 40th anniversary. Pete was allowed in the booth, and sounds every bit of 81 yo, including saying poo poo on air and referencing John Kruk's Fancy Testicle. It was...not great.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Tony Phillips posted:

Dropping swears on the air and talking about Kruk's balls is great and just what I want 80+ year old baseball dudes to do. It's a lot better than complaining about these young guys playing the game the wrong way.

Brushing off any attempt to discuss him being a statutory rapist - including the chef's kiss of adding "babe" to the end of the non answer? Just another brick in the gently caress Pete Rose wall.

Agreed. Give me Bob Uecker (without the cough button) 24/7

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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N: 10,000 Phillies wins :toot:
V: Just need to win 1,163 more in a row to break even

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Red posted:


He was a Phillie for a few years, so I'm a little relieved it appears he didn't have cancer.

Why is that important? Read here:

https://www.fox29.com/sports/brain-cancer-deaths-of-six-former-phillies-players-must-be-investigated-says-dr-siegel

If the grounds crew and the Eagles didn't get it, I blame the Scientologists down in Clearwater

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Can't wait for a Minor League strike that turns the Major League season into a game of Sports Medicine. The World Series is won because one team has nine bodies left, that sort of thing.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Kirios posted:

Y'know I sure heard a loud cry for gently caress the DH prior to this year. I've heard nothing from our NL posters about it since the start of the year.

Guess the AL wins again!

I've been saying "gently caress the DH" in my heart all year.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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I can't wait for the minor league strike that leaves all the major league teams with 40 guys for the whole year. In this fantasy world TLR is also not on medical leave.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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N: Rhys Hoskins just passed Pat the Bat's record for home runs at Citizens Bank Park

V: This vintage doesn't taste as good

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Imagine you're the Cards TV guy. As you realize Pujols is probably going to hit 700, you start thinking of what your call is going to be. The 700 HR is going to be remembered forever and so will you. After weeks of prep, everything is ready for a immortal moment ...



only to be pipped by Apple loving TV. :suicide:

Phillies fans changed the rules regarding World Series radio broadcasts after Harry didn't get to call it live in '80.

Cards fans might write a stern letter to the editor tomorrow.

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

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Red posted:

Hoskins gets some swears on live TV

Nothing matters on cable anymore, shoulda used gently caress

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