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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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40 degrees with intermittent rain here in Chicago. Let's fuckin' go!!!!!

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Popete posted:

I was thinking about grabbing a ticket the other day and just going to the game by myself but uh yeah, think I'll just sit at home and grab some take out.

:same: There's a ton of cheap tickets on StubHub right now, but depending on how much it rains, this is pretty much my least favorite weather. I'd rather go tomorrow when it's snowing!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Bird in a Blender posted:

Baseball is back, and my boy Kyle is starting. Let's hope this year sucks a little less than last year.

Thankfully, the Cubs are running out of beloved players that they can trade away at the deadline, so at the very least, it will suck less on that front. The team will absolutely be worse than last year.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/ByRobertMurray/status/1512169717271711744?s=20&t=ZUPPCwutCxPk4hPCddZhgw

oh jeez. a bunch of those posts from two hours ago looking real silly.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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achillesforever6 posted:

I long for the day that Bob Nutting is driven out of Pittsburgh preferably in the river

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Poque posted:



Fergie statue dedication today. This dude rules.

Please tell me they booed Ricketts.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Poque posted:

Nah it wasn't about him today

Respectable, I suppose, but still disappointing.

maffew buildings posted:

Cubs legend and future MVP Frank Schwindel is happily married to his longtime sweetheart and Suzuki is married to the game, I think that has the entire roster covered for a couple decades for good vibes

Judging by the math, seems like Davies was with his wife since high school before he decided to ghost her out of nowhere, so, uhh...

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

The spade a spade phrase has apparently racist origins as well

Not likely, no.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTzRJ3cpTTI

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Cubs and Sox both getting in on position players pitching while getting blown out on the same day. Beautiful.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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elentar posted:

i remembered Kramer Robertson for his terrible dye job back at LSU but looking now i think there's also something just generally unsettling about him

edit: jesus christ why is it that big i thought i kicked down the size mods save us



lol that's Jerry Seinfeld

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I think I hate the Cubs more than I hate the Cardinals, at this point.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Niwrad posted:

The Cubs are tremendously bad.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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$6 bleacher tickets today, apparently.

https://twitter.com/niseilounge/status/1537497827844280320?s=21&t=ooG5s7NFb3UOxyaC9SHlsQ

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I'm glad the Cubs could get another AAAA generic white guy to placate the fanbase next season.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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R.D. Mangles posted:

Nick Madrigal bobblehead day is Saturday

let's FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I can't believe that I somehow hate the Cubs even more now than I did this morning. There's no way in hell they're extending Contreras. So now they dicked him around for weeks, he has to finish the season with this group of loving losers and we get a loving compensatory pick. What a crock of poo poo.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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R.D. Mangles posted:

Cubs are BACK

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1554654762401923073?s=20&t=XcAJhB96rfm6zJBFVP7rGg

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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gently caress

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1554675110979706881?s=20&t=XcAJhB96rfm6zJBFVP7rGg

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Niwrad posted:

Cubs again starting their 31 year old career minor leaguers ahead of their young talent. Interesting way to rebuild.

Not fair. They may still have Ortega and Schwindel in the lineup inexplicably, but they also have young guys like McKinstry who loving suck and have no future.

Also, lmao that they couldn’t find room in this lovely lineup for Madrigal on his bobblehead day.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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R.D. Mangles posted:

frank went 3-4 for the I-Cubs, he's charging up

The Cubs should send their entire AAAA roster down to AAA so the organization can win the International League and experience some measurable success.

FAKE EDIT: Looked at the standings, and lol the I-Cubs also suck poo poo.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I'm torn. Dylan Cease is a beekeeper, which is cool, but he wrote an absolutely godawful poem about his slider, which is bad.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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ihatepants posted:

He is also unvaccinated and couldnt play when they went to Toronto, so he is definitely bad.

ptooey

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Thank God. Took them long enough. Go home and be a family man, Frank.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The Cubs are an unwatchable dogshit team with some of the most despicable ownership in the league, but Stroman is cool. C'mon.

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