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Neddy Seagoon posted:Wouldn't an immensely over-stimulating house designed to stress the occupants decrease their projected lifespan drastically? It didn't actually work, sorry if that was unclear. They built it in 2008 and then one died in 2010 and the other in 2014. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shusaku_Arakawa#Later_life quote:Bioslceave House (Lifespan Extending Villa) (2000–2008) in East Hampton, New York encapsulates the philosophies Arakawa and Gins shared toward human mortality. The house's form is characterized by its asymmetrical, undulating appearance whose interior and exterior walls are each painted in over four dozen shades of vibrant hues. Ceilings and entranceways extend across varying directions and heights, either along straightened or curved edges. Similarly, windows and light switches are strewn along the walls at inconsistent heights. The floors are designed from hardened soil with rounded bumps atop their surfaces that slope at both slight and steep inclines; freestanding poles are included in multiple rooms to assist occupants to maintain their physical balance.[35] Arakawa and Gins firmly believed it was integral for domestic environments to be constructed in layouts that rendered residents with a sense of instability and discomfort.[36] They argued physical passivity and comfort allows the human body to deteriorate and the solution to reverse one's mortality is to reside in a home that encourages continual bodily movement and reorientation, which is evident in the Bioscleave House's lack of smooth floors and high/low placement of windows.[37][38]
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Anybody remember the Vegas Swinger Vault? 16,936 square feet ... of which 2,300 was a lovely Vegas mission style one-bedroom and the remainder was an underground swinger pad with four bedrooms, artificial palm trees covering the support columns, and a hot tub shaped like a penis.
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HookedOnChthonics posted:Some all-time greats:
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# ? Apr 21, 2022 11:00 |
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Huh, don't know how I missed that. Tax:
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# ? Apr 21, 2022 13:19 |
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The fact that it appears to have been built for that specific fridge but also about a foot too tall is a really nice touch.
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# ? Apr 21, 2022 13:21 |
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I imagine it sinking down into the floor to service the basement kitchen as well
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# ? Apr 21, 2022 14:19 |
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Heath posted:Why are so many of these in Missouri how about a hideous 90's contemporary? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4083-E-Eaglescliffe-Dr-Springfield-MO-65809/50300306_zpid/ and here's a two for one! a historic house restored in overstuffed condition, connected by an underground tunnel to the "carriage house" in the back which is itself a full on mcmansion with a ludicrous man cave and a saint chamber. don't miss the gazebo which is itself a cathedral to american patriotism https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-E-Chestnut-St-Carthage-MO-64836/213829175_zpid/
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briefly got excited for the possibility that you could live inside the pediment but alas no it's just the perspective.
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# ? Apr 21, 2022 14:58 |
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I was about to ask what a "saint chamber" is, but that picture cleared it up perfectly. Though I gotta admit, having an underground tunnel connecting your two buildings is kind of baller in a "childhood dream fulfillment" way.
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# ? Apr 21, 2022 15:02 |
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bonus: another flavor of early 90s decor, the recurring gold/brass on marbled green, fake plants loving everywhere, but check out that sweet 3 raccoons wall art https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/449-N-Gregg-Rd-Nixa-MO-65714/246756567_zpid/
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Perestroika posted:I was about to ask what a "saint chamber" is, but that picture cleared it up perfectly. Since I was a kid I've always wanted to have a house with a secret room. Not necessarily inaccessible like a panic room or something, just like a very private library/office Now of course I would just like to own a home at all
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Is this... A prayer rug? If there wasn't so much idolatry going on I'd obviously assume sex prop but I'm this case I don't know. There's a smaller version in the man cave too
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Tobermory posted:Huh, don't know how I missed that. Tax: I've seen showers in the middle of kitchens and this is still somehow the weirdest kitchen design decision I've ever seen.
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What, you've never had a fridge nook?
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# ? Apr 21, 2022 17:54 |
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Soul Dentist posted:
Could just be one of those things of "We need a rug to make the room look 'nice'". Tobermory posted:Huh, don't know how I missed that. Tax: This looks like something out of The Sims. "Well we've designed our kitchen, and there's a spot for everything to fit nicely" "What about the fridge?" "...gently caress"
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# ? Apr 21, 2022 18:03 |
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Gotta leave just enough space up top for the cereal boxes. that's vital.
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# ? Apr 22, 2022 01:20 |
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It looks like it's going to get up and tiptoe around when you're not looking.
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Tobermory posted:Huh, don't know how I missed that. Tax: At first you think, "Hey, maybe they just took the triangle rule for kitchens too literally," but no, the alcove is actually facing away from the sink and oven.
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# ? Apr 22, 2022 15:18 |
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this house's interior is pretty boring (except for one of the more interesting theater rooms i've seen) but the gently caress is going on with this massing https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2388-W-113th-St-N-Sperry-OK-74073/326907522_zpid/ contemporary black/white renovation on a midcentury manse, but don't miss the weird intercom bed which i hope comes with the house and isn't just inspired staging https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/501-N-Tara-Ln-Wichita-KS-67206/77309074_zpid/
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# ? Apr 22, 2022 18:16 |
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OwlFancier posted:The fact that it appears to have been built for that specific fridge but also about a foot too tall is a really nice touch. The gap above might be for cooling. Heat rises, and it's closed on all other sides.
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# ? Apr 22, 2022 19:34 |
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Solar-haus Big sunspace, trombe wall running through the center of the building, and more sliding glass doors than you can shake a stick at! And a beautiful, vintage heating system to compliment the passive solar array that was... attempted... here. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1700-Vanauken-Rd-Newark-NY-14513/61973877_zpid/
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 15:29 |
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Is the siding warped or falling off or what the gently caress is going on there
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solar haus looks like it's sunk into the ground partially.
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Toph Bei Fong posted:Solar-haus Something about the photos and lighting just says to me "Tell me there was a homicide in that house without saying there was a homicide in that house."
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 16:40 |
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good of the estate agent to photograph the siding at the exact time of day and year to really show off the warping.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 17:05 |
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According to that Zillow ad, if I'm reading it right, it's valued at 250k but sold for 80?
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 17:44 |
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Everything about this house is just..... misguided. The roofline: The entry: The bathtub taps: Another bathroom: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/408-Soffie-Dr-Newell-IA-50568/2066774920_zpid/
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Better hope your toilet never breaks.
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# ? Apr 23, 2022 21:37 |
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Tobermory posted:Everything about this house is just..... misguided. how do you post this and not the image of the hell attic
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# ? Apr 24, 2022 03:36 |
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Barn-entering-hyperspace-rear end house
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kidcoelacanth posted:how do you post this and not the image of the hell attic
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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:how about a hideous 90's contemporary? This house has a decontamination entry like an NBC chamber, except it either sprays you with Davidoff Cool Water or Revlon Fire and Ice depending on your gender and preference.
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# ? Apr 24, 2022 09:45 |
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Main floor of that house looks like a hotel lobby what with no walls anywhere.
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# ? Apr 24, 2022 15:34 |
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muscles like this! posted:Main floor of that house looks like a hotel lobby what with no walls anywhere. its even got a check in desk. also, an overwhelming amount of beige
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came to this thread for bad and weird horses, am surprised but not disappointed
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# ? Apr 24, 2022 20:38 |
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Here's a picture of a horse from Badenweir hth
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Soul Dentist posted:
it's a start
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# ? Apr 24, 2022 23:08 |
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I dunno, that horse looks like he'd have some informed opinions about fine whiskeys
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# ? Apr 24, 2022 23:13 |
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fascinating 80's contemporary take on prairie style. this house is just a weird blender mess of 20th century american domestic architecture https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6479-144th-Ave-Holland-MI-49423/206906331_zpid/ as a counterpoint, when your house was a pizza hut https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9407-Whispering-Sands-Dr-West-Olive-MI-49460/74172220_zpid/ and then gently caress it, three hexagons https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3900-Valley-Path-Coloma-MI-49038/249132966_zpid/
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Tobermory posted:Another bathroom: Wait, they still make Ty-D-Bol?
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