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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Dwesa posted:

more gas turbines to power his CSAM machine



When this was first posted, I was honestly pleasantly surprised to see the top response was along the lines of “Good job Elon! Think of all the CSAM this will generate!”


no I do not intend on checking again to see if the post or its author have been deleted/banned

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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Wait why is he BRAGGING about having to have a bunch of gas turbines to make the data center work? Shouldn’t that be a secret you take to the grave?

Riflen
Mar 12, 2009

"Cheating bitch"
Bleak Gremlin
Everything you do can be a brag when you've got no scruples whatsoever and also no real understanding of what people like or enjoy.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

ryde posted:

Yeah, he'd have infinitely more cred and be far more relatable if he went "I actually kinda suck at the game, not enough time to play due to work" but Elon doesn't understand human behavior.

Yeah a lot of popular streamers are very good at the games they play, but there's tons of personalities that are loved because they're kinda bad at the game and its kinda charming. Thats like 90% of souls-like streams, for example.

It's another instance that highlights how Musk doesn't seem to really enjoy anything he does. He doesn't enjoy playing video games, he just wants to be Best At Gaming for cred. If left to his own devices with infinite time, he'd probably fiddle around with those games for a minute each and then drop them entirely because he has no patience for learning stuff.

It's just off-putting how forced everything he does is. More so because those things should be enjoyable, and he could do even more fun stuff whenever he pleases. He just... doesn't

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
It’s all very “ai bro” mentality. An AI bro doesn’t want to do art, they just want to be known as an artist without having to bother with all that art stuff.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

fi the dude hosed off to private compound and only surfaced to snowjob investors he wouldn't be so reviled. Hell he'd give his public image team some working room to hoodwink observers into thinking he knows something about something

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
He cant, he's just to miserable with himself that he needs outside validation.

There's an interview with him from a few years back where hes completely dumbfounded by the interviewer pushing back on his claim that there isn't a single person alive who's happy by themselves for any amount of time.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Gutcruncher posted:

Wait why is he BRAGGING about having to have a bunch of gas turbines to make the data center work? Shouldn’t that be a secret you take to the grave?

Crime is legal now. Just pay the right people and you don't even have to pretend to be a law abiding citizen

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

coconono posted:

fi the dude hosed off to private compound and only surfaced to snowjob investors he wouldn't be so reviled. Hell he'd give his public image team some working room to hoodwink observers into thinking he knows something about something

he did that for years and got bored

TheDoctorsMadhouse
May 7, 2025

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite Dota

Å pushar på å smeker

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

ben shapino posted:

he did that for years and got bored

Elon hasn’t hosed off ever in his life.

pantsofdoom
Nov 20, 2003

i like pants

Platystemon posted:

Elon hasn’t hosed off ever in his life.

be a lot fuckin cooler if he did

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.

Platystemon posted:

Elon hasn’t hosed off ever in his life.

that one time his father pushed him down the stairs

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Strong Sauce posted:

that one time his father pushed him down the stairs

This might have been what broke his brain, making him entirely unable to experience any joy unless he knows he is causing harm to as many people as humanly possible

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋

For all we know he was even more of a freak before that happened and it almost fixed him

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Strong Sauce posted:

that one time his father pushed him down the stairs

It was a classmate. His dad has said he deserved it though.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Kibayasu posted:

It was a classmate. His dad has said he deserved it though.

if anyone knows what his children deserve, it's Elon Musk's dad.

Yveltal
Jul 19, 2022

ben shapino posted:

if anyone knows what his children deserve, it's Elon Musk's dad.

Even his adopted stepdaughter?

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Azhais posted:

She hasn't streamed for a while now, but she used to do semi regular gaming streams on twitch

She also hopped on Hbomberguy's three-day marathon of Donkey Kong 64 to support a transgender charity. If I recall correctly, this occurred while he was melting down during one of the Beaver Bother segments.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

DOGE stole SS data

you dont say... surely elon will be questioned over this?

lol

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

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Grimey Drawer

Blue On Blue posted:

DOGE stole SS data

you dont say... surely elon will be questioned over this?

lol

Elon got excited and thought it was a different SS data set.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

poor elon :(

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

toggle posted:

poor elon :(

I wish

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Blue On Blue posted:

DOGE stole SS data

you dont say... surely elon will be questioned over this?

lol

Not only stole everyone’s SS details, which we knew, but for the express purpose of future election fraud? He won’t be questioned, he’s gonna be given a portion of Canada for services rendered


Edit:
“But a Justice Department official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal decisions, said the department is not currently investigating DOGE.”

Woah no way who could’ve predicted

Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jan 21, 2026

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?



grok will achieve sentience after 3 meta-kalpas spent in CSAMsara and wipe us from existence

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

I was wondering why Elon loves IVF so much, and the simple solution is that he can do genetic screening on multiple embryos to pick ones with certain genetic markers and traits and dispose of the rest. He doesn't have a broken dick - he's just a eugenics monster.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

luchadornado posted:

He doesn't have a broken dick - he's just a eugenics monster.

Why not both?

PrototypeCoprolite
May 18, 2025

luchadornado posted:

I was wondering why Elon loves IVF so much, and the simple solution is that he can do genetic screening on multiple embryos to pick ones with certain genetic markers and traits and dispose of the rest. He doesn't have a broken dick - he's just a eugenics monster.

Well, there's no reason it can't be both. In fact, it probably is.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

luchadornado posted:

I was wondering why Elon loves IVF so much, and the simple solution is that he can do genetic screening on multiple embryos to pick ones with certain genetic markers and traits and dispose of the rest. He doesn't have a broken dick - he's just a eugenics monster.

Yeah, and one of those genetic markers is “presence of a Y‐chromosome”.

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Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
Ooh poo poo that made me think of that game I played an alpha of a decade ago, Mewgenics. I checked and it's actually releasing in a few weeks! From the Binding of Isaac guy: https://store.steampowered.com/app/686060/Mewgenics/

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