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Ror posted:it was just a rumor that queen elizabeth choked to death on a swan sandwich, it was actually just an uneaten swan sandwich they found on her nightstand It’s sort of like how the rumor that Catherine the Great of Russia died from having sex with a horse is false. There was an erect stallion there when it happened but that isn’t important.
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Jan 29, 2023 04:33
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Oh it won’t fly over Alabama but Montana it’s fine with for some reason?
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Feb 3, 2023 11:48
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1633240643727138824 Owner of communication platform says it’s not a good method of communication
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Mar 8, 2023 00:32
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Strong Sauce posted:Musk claimed Twitter now has 250 million daily users and 500 million monthly users, though it’s unclear how those metrics are calculated. The last time Twitter reported user numbers as a public company it said there were 237.8 million daily users during the second quarter of 2022. So I’m guessing the way he calculated daily users was just rounding up.
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Mar 8, 2023 04:23
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Friend posted:https://twitter.com/pookleblinky/status/1633359436533096449 Not surprising, corporate transition periods are weird even at other companies. It could easily be real.
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Mar 9, 2023 03:35
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The Lone Badger posted:But why would you risk drawing attention to yourself? I bet it’s funny to be in that position at first, but realistically you know it can’t last forever, and you don’t necessarily want to be in a position where at your next job interview you have to explain that you did nothing at your last job. So you probably want to leave sooner or later, might as well have fun with it. There’s the famous goon story of the guy whose company went through a merger and he was shuffled off to a storage room full of desktop globes and forgotten because of a computer error, but I think he left that job on his own because he was getting rusty at whatever his skillset was.
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Mar 9, 2023 04:38
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reignonyourparade posted:I can believe that happened but the LOAD bearing slur was explicitly radium putting a slur in a variable name that was actually really important in the backend Yeah, he put in a slur against people who bear loads in the back end
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Mar 14, 2023 11:14
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Yeah with those it’s easy to assume he’s just blazed. What else is he going to do when he’s not “working”?
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Mar 16, 2023 12:50
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What happens if you think you’re lying but what you say turns out to be true
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Apr 11, 2023 03:01
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TikTok is there twice?
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Apr 13, 2023 03:47
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There will probably be people still living at Twitter HQ when the company fails. The next tenants will think the place is haunted because of the weird sounds in the walls and the way food disappears from fridges when no one is in the office.
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Apr 13, 2023 13:34
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Lurkers can’t be less funny than Musk. It takes a long career of posting on this website to make yourself that stupid and inane. Musk of course got a head start on that by the circumstances of his birth followed by all the choices he’s made in life
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Apr 24, 2023 03:11
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PhazonLink posted:i dont know whats in musks heart of hearts. but I'm pretty sure he's stupid enough to be tricked into believing flatearthism, or some other anti astronomy positions. It might be a tough pivot for him considering he owns a space company but it would be extremely funny so I hope it happens.
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Apr 24, 2023 03:33
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I said come in! posted:Its been hilarious to see how he can't even get his own dad to deny the emerald mine business. IIRC his dad also sucks and they don’t get along, so he probably enjoyed getting to undercut his son’s public statements.
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Apr 24, 2023 06:28
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It’s still possible this is a weird coincidence and that’s not his alt account, which would be bizarre and unsettling, but if it is his alt account he’ll end up confessing in some awkward way. He seems like the kind of guy who you don’t really need to interrogate; if you let him talk long enough he’ll go from “it wasn’t me” to “it’s actually your fault for thinking it’s bad I did that” without very much outside assistance.
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Apr 25, 2023 11:21
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Jarvisi posted:I thought he had a bunch of older kids because he's a quiverful Yeah but I think the specific accusation is that this account purports to be the 3yo one. Wait is that the one named after the Blackbird predecessor or the one he secretly had with his employee around the same time?
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Apr 25, 2023 12:11
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:You really don't need to dig into his creepy child alt or obscure fetishy comics lore to come to that conclusion. Normal brained people realize there’s much more to Pattaya than sex tourism, for instance, it’s where you get the boats to some islands so you can get the gently caress away from Pattaya. I’m kidding of course. There’s also a Cartoon Network water park. I hear it’s cool.
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Apr 25, 2023 13:12
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I don’t remember where the diver lived in Thailand. I don’t think he lived in Chiang Rai.
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Apr 25, 2023 13:14
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kazil posted:the whole sub saga was great because we recently found out that it was almost assuredly brought about by the fact that musk bought the submarine prop from a james bond movie Lol wait what I missed this
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Apr 25, 2023 13:19
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Ignis posted:I believe the major proof is that nobody's been able to reverse search a different source for the avatar of the alt, which is 100% a photo of his son, and it was there before the alt got found yesterday But he can’t be that loving st—ah, you know, they might be onto something then.
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Apr 25, 2023 13:39
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I’m not rich or a lawyer so I just assume platforms can do whatever they want, it matters more whether they actually do that. I can’t imagine Bluesky will actually stop people from sharing screenshots of… blues? Whatever you call them. They want to stake out the right to do that, whatever. They probably can. What am I going to do about it?
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Apr 28, 2023 14:21
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:On the flip side, Shaggy could successfully relitigate his case It wasn't Shaggy's case, Shaggy was telling his friend RikRok to use that defense.
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Apr 28, 2023 14:56
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Soylent Pudding posted:There's a somewhat famous story of an SR-71 doing a recon run over Egypt and Israel during the Yom Kippur war. Both sides didn't know what it was but knew it wasn't theirs so they tried to shoot it down. The SR-71 went "lol plane go zoom" and outran all the missiles. There’s also this story about SR-71 pilots showing off to outdo an F-18 that had been bragging about speed: https://www.thesr71blackbird.com/Aircraft/Stories/sr-71-blackbird-speed-check-story Edit: I’m not somewhere I can watch videos right now and just realized that’s probably the story from the video a few posts above.
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May 5, 2023 16:20
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mobby_6kl posted:The types of brilliant minds that would pay $11 for a blue icon: Weird of him to write that Central Park is “in” Harlem. Wonder why he wanted to bring Harlem into this…
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May 6, 2023 04:38
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Shageletic posted:Holy poo poo That part makes it a little obvious that it’s a joke
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May 9, 2023 14:00
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weg posted:True lol. Also, Zaphod tweeting constantly would be at least sometimes be funny. Elon has the inverse of Zaphod’s thing. Zaphod always pretended to be even stupider than he was so that you couldn’t tell when he was really being stupid or just pretending. Elon always acts like he knows what he’s talking about even when he doesn’t.
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May 19, 2023 12:00
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kru posted:ahm rach baech I’d love to hear everyone’s impressions of him out loud because I bet they are wild
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May 19, 2023 12:48
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evilmiera posted:It's kinda easy to hate DeSantis because he's such a complete loser but why would anyone torture themselves by willingly working for Trump? Narcissists make horrible bosses I bet if you work for his campaign you see him once a month tops
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May 25, 2023 09:13
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:Seems to be working fine for me. I'm in Canada though. A lot of the time when you guys in the thread are saying twitter is down / not working / slow / whatever it seems fine for me. I guess its different servers Musk is clearly a Canadian sleeper agent showing his favoritism.
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Jun 2, 2023 05:42
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snergle posted:mongolia mongolia or china mongolia? Mongolia Mongolia. If they meant the part of China they would have said Inner Mongolia.
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Sono posted:Don't worry. The perfect sitcom mom for Elon is available: What do you think is in that cup
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:well in that case I will kick your rear end whenever you say Apple iie Because they pronounce it “apple aiaiee”
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Keep on, with the force, don’t stopScratch Monkey posted:Don’t stop until you own a horse
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If you’re going to make up an IQ number why not just shoot for the moon. Say your IQ is 420.
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Aug 7, 2023 20:47
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E the Shaggy posted:He 100% has some deal with advertisers that he personally will shill their products to stay on TwXtter. No I wouldn’t be surprised if he just does this for free because he’s hoping they’ll stay if he does, no agreement between them
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Aug 9, 2023 03:42
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The Saddest Rhino posted:There was a survey of advertisers made where they specifically said they would strongly prefer his tweets not be seen alongside their ads. that news made him mad so he's deliberately responding to adverts in childish defiance Oh yeah there’s that too
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/realLandsEnd/status/1689026941221732353 What? What is she talking about? Why wouldn’t he be deaf?
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Aug 9, 2023 22:46
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holtemon posted:I still can't get over him spending 44 BILLION dollars on this shitshow lol He could have built an underwater city and eventually died from his own megalomaniacal hubris
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No Mods No Masters posted:It says in the terms there's no shipping, you have to pick the stuff up from the musk hole yourself. They will help you load it in your vehicle though Are they selling the sink?
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