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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591208055257337856 Hope everyone's got your official comedian papers lined up and ready
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https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1593731870415818753 I guess that's it folks
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A non-Trump tweet, fresh from the oven https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1594179800872013824
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https://twitter.com/MOMMYBlGDICK/status/1593750908025724929 aaaaah
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https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1595444882180427776 Notice me Senpai
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https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1597169327534264320 I shouldn't be surprised he tweeted this out, but here we are
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I don't even know who this chucklefuck is
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The amount you spend reading Twitter every day equals 0 unregretted user minutes because Twitter has always been a mistake
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cr0y posted:Is giant website man saying that he should not pay the bandwidth bill...? I mean, he's already under the impression he should not pay the building's rent
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PhazonLink posted:the the gently caress is up with his face in the soccer pic? even the white lump boat pic looks more human and less 90s fps game/Steven Seagal it's slightly shopped so he'd look like the full moon face emoji 🌝 The original isn't that much flattering, for what it's worth https://twitter.com/DimaZeniuk/status/1604488931067805696
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kdrudy posted:That's fair, her history would suggest she's just wildly delusional while being massively privileged. yeah i know the headline was all about what she said of her son, but the beginning of that tweet is golden too https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1597388719937716224
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https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1608192360239824898 Not content with someone else being character of the month, Matt Walsh jumps between Greta and Tate weird nerd style
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I use Bypass Paywalls Clean on Firefox, there's a version for Chrome too I think?
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1621426702294609921?t=i96c4vqjCObQ9oS5CmvRwQ&s=19 lmao Pay $100 a month or $11 a month
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Songbearer posted:Guaran-fuckin'-tee Elon propositioned her and she refused Or alternatively, he saw this https://twitter.com/BlakeTapper/status/1629977902103117824 e: it's a longer picture 
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Olewithmilk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1633011448459964417?s=20 motherfucker seriously believes designers have to code https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1633016157568651264
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https://izzodlaw.com/@IzzoD/110001516908481048 So not entirely confirmed, but the root cert critical scenario that Twitter averted last December might be happening after all E: to clarify this is for the internal certs, not the external, so it's not the same as back in December, but if it happens it would be just as stupid bad Ignis fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Mar 11, 2023 |
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armpit_enjoyer posted:what a wonderful day to have eyes In fairness that's not the worst thing he's posted this week
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Had to re-read this a couple times because I thought I was the one having a stroke, not jorp
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oh God he's still trying to chum up to that guy
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Probably got comped like all the other people who explicitly said they weren't getting one
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1649895619350364160 e: it's back again lmaoooo that makes what, the sixth time in less than an hour?
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Viscous Soda posted:I wonder if some of these random check marks aren't actually "spite checkmarks"? Maybe the Twitter code is so broken that twitter blue (and gold) is getting assigned to the wrong accounts? Honestly it's more likely his publisher got him the golden check
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PhazonLink posted:late night posting, but isnt there a toothless law that say you have to be 13 to use internet stuff. Anecdotally, the author of the manga Chainsaw Man got a perma because he'd occasionally roleplay jokingly as his non existent little sister. This was post-Musk, and he tried to appeal but with the layoffs there was nobody to assist him on Twitter Japan. No way this'll happen to Elon though E: also the system will immediately block you if you change the birthday to be underage iirc Ignis fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Apr 25, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/travisbrown/status/1650724271969255424?t=PPVn3tSUY1v34TCxdUis-A&s=19 Tldr: there's a non zero chance he meant to roleplay as comics character Star Sapphire before he changed his mind , and he had a handful of followers before he got found out Ignis fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Apr 25, 2023 |
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