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Mumpy Puffinz posted:emerald I still can't believe that's why minecraft uses emeralds for currency
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Bad Purchase posted:i didn't miss that point, i even called it out in the part of my post you're quoting. Then you don't understand that terms can have extremely specific meanings in industries that don't 100% jive with common language usage. You are literally making the exact same errors as a creationist arguing that evolution is just a theory
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Aug 15, 2022 05:41
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So is there anything actually worth talking about without going in circles? I want to hear about someone arguing in bad faith, not from
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Aug 15, 2022 16:09
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PIZZA.BAT posted:i want musk to pay me That's a good point, i might have to buy a single share for the potential moral victory
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Aug 15, 2022 19:59
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Anton Chigurh posted:OK I paid 185.8 billion therealdogecoin3 for those nfts you better delete that now
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Aug 20, 2022 14:27
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I just want them to at least start doing things like creative prewar paint jobs. Hell, if we're at the point that we need to spend a few grand on a ding then bring back the color shifting paint from the 90s
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Aug 23, 2022 13:40
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That plan has too much accidental legitimate coolness to actually happen
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Sep 12, 2022 06:09
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Only 5L capacity? Sigh, another company ignoring the furry market
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Oct 2, 2022 01:56
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It's already been written, here it is: The List posted:
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Oct 2, 2022 14:30
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Good thing the contract that musk signed doesn't say anything about outside financing, because that fact (if it's a fact in the first place) is completely irrelevant. It's no different than someone trying to convince a bank to not be mean about overdue credit card bills because they haven't won the lottery yet
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Oct 10, 2022 13:25
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So has anyone at Twitter confirmed anything? Without a press statement from their C suite or legal team, this all reads as 100% bullshit
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Oct 27, 2022 17:07
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shame on an IGA posted:$45bn is a terrible price for a dying social media site but a pretty good deal for every journalist on earth's DMs 100% dead serious enormous problem that I haven't heard anyone else bring up yet. Everyone who has ever used twitter for any private conversations, EVER, is completely compromised. Doesn't matter if accounts were deleted years ago, everything's right there for the taking E: hey, state actors reading this thread: give us some kind of finder's fee for the idea after you call your commanding officer Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Oct 29, 2022 |
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Oct 29, 2022 02:45
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koshmar posted:Elon just can’t stop winning. I’m curious how the sycophants will spin this and how many other companies will follow suit Elon is getting big money out of twitter and bringing back freedom!!!!!
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Oct 29, 2022 20:48
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 at the date on that tweetand the obligatory page number joke
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Oct 30, 2022 04:44
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The tesla app now requires twitter blue to log in or perform any actions
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Nov 2, 2022 15:27
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Elviscat posted:What does this mean, for those of us that don't code or whatever? It's the number of times a person saved a change to twitter's internal software guts, regardless of how impactful those changes were. It's exactly the same level of thinking as someone who thinks a painting's value can be measured by the amount of paint used
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Nov 4, 2022 14:26
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MikeJF posted:$8 charge to replace the plat icon with I'd unironically buy that
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By popular demand posted:I'm honestly a bit surprised he hasn't popped up ITT yet to tell us just how not owned he is. He would, but he's too busy trying to ban evade in the bitcoin thread
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Nov 9, 2022 17:18
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Nov 10, 2022 15:10
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I appreciate you all, this thread is a shining light in an otherwise eh week 
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Regrettable posted:Weird, this is one of the best weeks I've had in a really long time. The GOP are going knives out on each other, crypto markets are imploding, and Elon is tanking Twitter and Tesla all at the same time. Ah, true, I kind of mentally group all of those threads together since they kind of have the same flavor and I assume we all have them bookmarked. For clarity's sake, the eh week was referring purely to personal life stuff that doesn't matter in this thread, it wasn't a stealth chud remark
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Nov 12, 2022 04:24
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The Ligma tweet would be a (good in a vacuum) joke if it happened the by the day after the initial news coverage. The fact that it happened at this point in time makes me suspicious that he's trolling through media coverage about the firings to find out who to doxx
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Nov 15, 2022 23:17
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/sawyermerritt/status/1592232095434567680?s=46&t=glpA7ch0ZA6-tGw1dbqITA I want a set of these in the same way that i still want a foam pitchfork from butterfly labs, it's a perfect lulz keepsake from a company that's just going to crumble so hard
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Nov 16, 2022 20:20
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Wait..... What if this is happening because someone hosed up the production moderation tables in the database and they can't recover from backups?
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Nov 25, 2022 02:24
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MikeJF posted:hah I just got this ad on youtube 
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Nov 26, 2022 14:52
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So how did musk find that tweet in the first place? It doesn't look like a big name and i doubt he's subscribed to random nature feeds. Did he actually just search for new tweets containing "88"?
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Nov 26, 2022 20:50
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E: nm
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Nov 26, 2022 22:00
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The phone will only allow nfc payments based around musk's new crypto, Doge Whistles
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Nov 27, 2022 02:23
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He probably thinks it's an artificial limit somewhere that can just Go Up without issue. Someone will find a way to get access to the old sms-based posting systems and the entire datacenter will go down trying to send a post made of 420 "🤣"s
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Nov 27, 2022 13:23
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He could have spent a fraction of the money on a company that just builds assets and pays actors to put up with whatever bullshit fantasies he wants 24/7. This week he's a tech boom genius riding the startup days at paypal, next month he's an oil tycoon in the 1800s, the month after that he's the captain of an intergalactic colony ship mid-voyage
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Nov 29, 2022 20:43
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I can't stress that enough, he has the money to pull off a 24/7 holodeck level experience for the rest of his life, and THIS is what he does
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Nov 29, 2022 20:44
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:And the funny thing is, Apple probably doesn't have to lift a finger; Twitter will probably destroy itself from one of several likely crises: a cert ending and the institutional knowledge that could renew it was fired, Euro labor laws, not being able to pay bills because over half their advertisers walked.... Wasn't there a whole thing about the company not qualifying as having its headquarters internationally any longer, which could potentially open it up to massive taxes?
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Nov 30, 2022 17:22
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It's pretty damned impressive to be worse at puns than zombie simpsons
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Dec 8, 2022 04:04
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Let's just go back to dogpile and hotbot and webrings
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Cyks posted:It really does sound like he had “I’m pickle Rick!” on his mind and he said that. Or even more appalling than a slip of the tongue, what if it's his idea of an actual legitimate joke? "I know, I'll combine his line with a Rick and Morty reference! It subverts expectations!" As a tangential delve even deeper into the darkness, what if he thought of the joke first while high and watching YouTube clips, then he called Chapelle up and paid to have some stage time to share his genius with the world
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Dec 13, 2022 03:26
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Uh oh, doxxing financial information will get a ban
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Dec 15, 2022 03:42
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If he tanks the world economy, his companies look better relatively speaking!
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Dec 19, 2022 04:59
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Voting yes leads to shortterm lols but is probably already planned for by felon, voting no is the correct longterm answer to farm lols until the site finishes burning down
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Dec 19, 2022 05:17
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It might be part of an escape plan from the company if he heard that the eu can actually have some teeth since twitter isn't just American, i hope they go after him directly and not just the company itself
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Watch him try to fake his own death to try to get out of things. The assassination comments were just him seeing the scene, his actual plan is to crash his own UK-royalty-level funeral to be showered in adulation once the unwashed public realizes their technoking is alive
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