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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Walking around your glassy domicile; throwing bottles hither and thither. Having a fit on Twitter.

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
If Elon Musk made a stand right here right now to ban leaf blowers everywhere and for all time I might look favorably upon him!

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de59JCx3M2Q

I say we start asking the billionaires nicely!.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Such a jackass.

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
For posterity --

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Hardcastlemccormik posted:

By media elite he means the Jews, right?

With these people when is it ever NOT the Jews?

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

kw0134 posted:

Alrighty then.

Wait, let me make a nice cup o' tea and then settle in by the fire to read this post!

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
This really is a special moment in history. We'll look back and laugh and remember the good times!

https://twitter.com/Philip_Germain/status/1591227680241893378

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
The one thing you don't want to do is piss off defense contractors. --

https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1591172069965713409

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

kw0134 posted:

he's a walking chaos elemental

He's a fraud elemental.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Outrail posted:

He's a loser elemental

At least with fraud there's a paper trail.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
e: wrong thread

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
This is a thing --

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1591135983147548673

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
My state having a bit of fun --

https://twitter.com/waDNR/status/1591090938990198784

https://twitter.com/waDNR/status/1591103417145257985

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Grain of salt and all --

https://twitter.com/MEASeybold/status/1590467894244438018

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Rigel posted:

The difference is that conservative AM radio was very profitable for a long time. This will not even be close to profitable, and Elon will not be able to sustain this even if he tried the 3rd option described here.

Not unless Elon's willing to talk about Bigfoot and the Mothman for 10 hours a day 6 days a week.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Stoatbringer posted:

well holy poo poo


Somewhere there's a computer making an alarm sound and nobody there to attend to it.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Toaster Beef posted:

i would applaud this turn of events

It'll be him and Joe Rogan. It'll be like Twitch and only the top donors can "chuff a flit" for only fifty dogecoins.

The rest of you swine can only bask in the glorious light you have funded for your betters to consume copious amounts of drugs that are now legal in most civilized states.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Blurgh --

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Klyith posted:

There was no group of conservative shadow billionaires

Have you heard of Alex Jones?

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

A friend of mine started using this a lot before his massive mental break

Throw in a healthy does of cocaine and you got it!

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Get off my train!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68G-ENyTgC8

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

mind the walrus posted:

Doctor Doom is an overprivileged, overgrown manbaby...

Doom will force your family to eat spaghetti-o's until the end of time!!

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
It still amazes me that there are so many people desperate to find a boot to lick for basically nothing in return.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Figures, I missed it by that much. "Gentlemen, it has been a privilege LOLing with you tonight."

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Entropic posted:

ok what happened tonight? I don't look at twitter for a few hours, i glance at it again and suddenly everyone's running around with their heads cut off doomsaying 10x as much as they usually are but the site seems to be working fine.

https://twitter.com/HaysKali/status/1593425305464541186?s=20&t=c-JdM6Yo_HF5RRoPX6jcWQ

Is just one of thing.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
I go and play something else for a few hours and the slope has gotten steeper.

This moment, right now, will be a tale you'll delight in telling your grandchildren. Not "We went over the top and charged the Huns!" Not "We invaded France to stop the Nazis!" Not "Anything else up 'till now!"

But the moment that Leon Skum stole Twitter!

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
55 years too early --

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

super sweet best pal posted:

Everyone's all mad about twitter but I'm still just shitposting on there like nothing's changed.

A significant amount of Twitter's value is the facilitating of shitposting.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Skunny Wundy posted:

people are talking about Mastodon but no one’s actually using it, right

Because it's not one big site. It's lot of little sites, each with their own fiefdom, and each with their own posting rules and Mastodon will not save us.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

At least Sarah Palin lost for the umpteenth time!

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Zzulu posted:

Will Elon run for president?

Isn't that the ultimate end goal for obsessive clout and reputation chasers

Trump's the nominee. Now and forever.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

TulliusCicero posted:

Months doing a lot of work after this week

How many people will work at Twitter by the end of next week? <50?

The one and only, true and immutable, force in this universe is taco Tuesday.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Who the gently caress is that?

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Ups_rail posted:

member being on the family computer in the kitchen having mail.

Oh remake that movie "you got mail" with "you have DM!"

Sure! But it'll be a horror movie.

also in that vein --

https://twitter.com/jessicahische/status/1593843536729735168

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Internet Old One posted:

AOL resells white label anti virus and identity theft protection to old people now.

I was using my folks' laptop yesterday and I got the message "After December 10? 2022, There will be no more updates to Win10."

I'm like "Thank loving Gawd!" and I had to talk them down from upgrading right there and then.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Lazy_Liberal posted:

what is it with this thread and indoor plumbing metaphors i've never used

They tried to unstop a flowing pipe and instead it went right into the shitter and the shitter was full.

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

javi posted:

I believe he wants to be considered funny, and liked by people. But clearly he doesn't get it, he's just bad at social interaction.

That's the best part! There is no amount of money in the world to convince people to like him!

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Yup --


https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1593794109071937540

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Women like AOC irk Leon Skum something fierce; he can't control them.

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