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Had anyone noticed that Elon has not been in the trending list, in any capacity? He made them exclude him, didn't he?
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Nov 15, 2022 12:44
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How has an outgoing employee not locked/deleted Elon's account by now
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Nov 18, 2022 01:40
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Opened the Twitter app for the first time today, my feed is full of "here's how to reach me/us if Twitter dies" and I also noticed I didn't see a single sponsored tweet, lol
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Nov 18, 2022 01:44
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Twitter careers page has one opening! 
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Nov 18, 2022 02:04
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"I know how to win" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nov 18, 2022 02:39
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he's posting through it https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593494261038649344?s=20&t=3db8Xr9Uxg3PPO7Q-uQRVA
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Nov 18, 2022 14:49
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Imagine how many crypto-bros must DM him on an hourly basis telling him he's a god, and sir you really owned AOC with that last tweet reply 😂😂😂😂
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Nov 18, 2022 15:05
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I had some useful lists for local news and hockey tweets, and it was fun telling politicians to gently caress off but I still deactivated my account and deleted the app 
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Nov 20, 2022 19:17
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Elon is gonna post a screenshot of some back end system showing that trump logged in yesterday at 4:20pm with the caption "waiting for that tweet 🤣🤣🤣🤣" but he isn't gonna realize the screenshot has trump's IP address and as a result the mar a Lago internet connection gets DDoS'd
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Nov 21, 2022 13:08
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tuo posted:"Who's yelling :q! at my office? I'll never exit vi!" - Elon Musk, probably rm -rf employees 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nov 24, 2022 14:26
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The banks don't care, they'll just get bailed out
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Nov 27, 2022 19:02
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TulliusCicero posted:"Whence commeth"? "Your anti-dictator stance" is brave? Give him a break, he's still recovering from his thanksgiving cuisine
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Nov 29, 2022 03:10
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Come to the 10th floor at 2pm for an all-hands. Bring a print out of your latest forgiato blow to present
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Nov 30, 2022 03:34
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Ghostlight posted:the chuds he just unbanned that are still banned from uploading their multi-hour moans about the most recent marvel movie to youtube. WOKE MARVEL WITH YET ANOTHER BLACK PANTHER MOVIE, WHY ISNT THERE A WHITE PANTHER?!?!
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Nov 30, 2022 22:59
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1598850761940930560 Lol please come back, we'll give you this thing you already had but we took away to sweeten the deal
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Dec 3, 2022 16:48
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goatface posted:Etsy is just a more specialised amazon at this point. Even Etsy is full of weird "who am I actually buying this from" stores now
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Dec 4, 2022 22:28
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1599538398632345600 Big deal, so is any kid grade K-12
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Dec 5, 2022 00:05
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Steadiman posted:To momentarily get away from all the penis size talk: Probably couldn't bring any code to the 10th floor, RIP
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Dec 6, 2022 14:03
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Sylvian Wastes posted:https://twitter.com/aniccia/status/1599961948808151041 I had a client once that was a massive warehouse/fulfillment center. They had a truck driver that lost all his money by marrying a mail-order Russian bride, whom divorced him. They let him live in part of the warehouse afterwards because they felt bad, and later on a disgruntled ex-employee blew the whistle with the town fire chief and he came in and fined them five figures. Turns out your insurance company doesn't like this sort of thing either as they were notified and dropped them, lol
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Dec 6, 2022 19:17
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 Just lol at these trending "news" topics I get. 1) I don't have an account anymore so I'm not logged in here 2) RI elections are long over 3) Based Elon Edit: if I scroll down for a bit on the "for you" tab I get a whole section on ELON 
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Dec 12, 2022 03:36
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Dude is an S-Tier Cringe Elemental
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Dec 13, 2022 02:07
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Gonna have to send a wellness check to ian miles chong
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Dec 13, 2022 12:41
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thathonkey posted:the scales on the mercedes are kinda cool looking im ngl. rest of it looks like a gamer case but its just a concept car yall its not meant to be practical When he "unlocks" the car with his fingerprint in the wheel well I, a New Englander, immediately lol'd because in the winter that area is always filled with sand and slushy snow
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Dec 13, 2022 15:32
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Earwicker posted:is there any other billionaire/ceo type who is given time as a performer/comedian/etc even though they have no talent or even interest in the art at all? like musk was also invited to host snl for some reason. i dont see the koch brothers or warren buffet or bezos doing that kind of poo poo, at least not in so public a way. like supposedly paul allen from microsoft was actually a great guitarist but i dont remember him trying to join metallica on stage or whatever First thing I thought of 
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Dec 13, 2022 19:32
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lol, Teslas aren't even waterproof
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Dec 14, 2022 12:47
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I'm sure Elon's response will be "Interesting that someone that knows nothing about building cars is trying to tell me how to build them! I guess I'll have to open another plant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
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Dec 17, 2022 16:50
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Whenever I see cat turd and his dumb av I assume this is him
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Dec 17, 2022 19:43
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Tippecanoe posted:I always think of I Think You Should Leave whenever I read Musky's posts so maybe Tim Robinson should play him Elon every waking hour: "I don't know what any of this poo poo is and I'm loving scared 🤣🤣🤣"
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Dec 19, 2022 04:55
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Robo Reagan posted:the question is did elon stay up all night on an amphetamine binge watching the count or did he set an alarm? my money is on alarm because hed be panic tweeting if he stayed up He just flew to Qatar and is probably already back in the US, dude is definitely hopped up on goofballs
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Dec 19, 2022 12:30
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It's like if Joe Rogan made a kid with Alex Jones
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Dec 20, 2022 04:49
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Tiny Timbs posted:What loving bank has anywhere near stock market returns on their savings rates My Ally Bank savings keeps going up, it's at 3.3% right now
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Dec 20, 2022 23:03
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Can't wait for people to start artificially inflating their 'view' counts, leading to the servers getting absolutely bodied
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Dec 22, 2022 18:16
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Detective No. 27 posted:https://twitter.com/veryimportant/status/1605976420479406080?s=46&t=mXcIL7m5dIyKYvc9Pn0SnQ Concerning
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Dec 22, 2022 19:51
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E the Shaggy posted:Wait the Trending Tab on Twitter is gone now?? lol 
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Dec 22, 2022 20:56
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Synesthesian Fetish posted:Looks like this is only an issue on desktop The other tabs do the same thing, but they eventually show content if you refresh enough. Their back-end monitoring system must have killed itself by now with how many alerts it's thrown over the last month
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Dec 22, 2022 21:29
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Forgot I still had the stocktwits tab open, here's a lol
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Dec 23, 2022 14:24
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Before I quit Facebook I’d see the laughing reaction constantly used when something tragic happened to someone liberal. I never really saw it happening to my conservative friends when bad stuff happened to them. Before I quit Facebook this drove me nuts. It's not just reserved for chuds reacting to left wing stuff. I'd see a laugh emoji on news articles about school shootings and poo poo
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Dec 23, 2022 16:37
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cr0y posted:https://twitter.com/Jeremy4_liberty/status/1606804058945519618?t=z4aU8yQady_pxG2_jIh4Tw&s=19 Interesting
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