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OMG the replies to any criticism of this piece of garbage... https://twitter.com/teslaownersSV/status/1561141259900559361 (Also I wonder how quickly it gets totaled if it gets hit? You replace one panel it looks like you have to replace most of the vehicle.
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Somebody wants a Nobel Peace Prize for his "solution" here. Please, Elan Mosk, stop posting. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1576969255031296000
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Oct 3, 2022 18:10
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Zelenskyy's people taking a few moments out of directing the war to dunk on Elon. https://twitter.com/zelenskyyua/status/1577006943499350016
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Oct 3, 2022 22:01
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Muskie's already changed his Twitter bio to "Twitter Complaint Hotline Operator." This one should make his life easier, from a verified account. https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1587556854237827072
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Nov 2, 2022 00:22
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https://twitter.com/markmobility/status/1588273055524347904 Would you believe... $16 for Blue? He'll be back up to $20. Reminder. He's been at this A WEEK.
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Nov 4, 2022 03:13
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December 28th, 2022, somebody will break something in the dead zone between Christmas and New Year's Eve, nobody will know how to bring it back.
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Nov 5, 2022 03:35
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I like how looking at the quote tweets for this one just comes up blank, too. Elmo's just a walking "do not write that I got mad" Dril tweet at this point.
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Nov 7, 2022 00:21
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Elon Musk: Countdown to Mangosteen (master chief pounding the table) Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer
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Nov 7, 2022 05:21
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Please don’t post links to Babylon Bee videos unmarked. Giving them YouTube views is abhorrent. One of my coworkers started playing that video after a team meeting yesterday and it's just amazing how unfunny it is. Also I'm really glad that guy is not on my team, because good god, who volunteers that he thinks that's funny?
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Nov 24, 2022 17:26
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So what would the chip in your head DO? What's the interface? How is it calibrated? What kind of learning curve does it have? Power source? How are they protecting the brain from infection? What problem does it solve? No answers to any of these questions, just a bunch of tortured primates. Nothing other than "we have electrodes in a brain," and these fools are lining up to be the first for a Tesla-powered lobotomy. Amazing.
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Dec 1, 2022 07:10
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The Awesomesaurus posted:https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1599970004593946625 It's super-easy when the answer to every one of his questions is "Go to hell" or "You suck." There, add in a coin flip to determine the answer and you're done. Really impressed by the level of hardcore programmers on this project.
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Dec 8, 2022 07:41
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Isn't posting a picture from a sporting event giving an individual's location? I've heard of it being forbidden to broadcast a game without the express, written consent of Major League Baseball, but this is ridiculous.
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Dec 15, 2022 04:48
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I’ve never had to go out to a colo but I thought only certain people were authorized to be in them. Trying to imagine what would happen if a CEO showed up at ours. “Sorry, you’re not on the list.” But our special boy always gets the extra treatment.
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Dec 25, 2022 22:24
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Harminoff posted:I was gonna watch glass onion today but I guess it sucks? If Ben hates it, then it is definitely doing something correct.
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Dec 26, 2022 18:38
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MrQwerty posted:lmao imagine taking writing advice from a dude who self-inserts as a 7' tall muscleman with a giant hog in literally everything he writes, who became a conservative talking head because he couldn't sell jack loving poo poo to anyone, WITH a famous cousin I am so old that I remember when he was the wunderkind promoted by his publisher mother, and most lefty bloggers called him The Virgin Ben because he was a self-righteous twat. That he is somehow parlayed this gimmick of his into an actual career and power is amazing to me, but the Wingnut Welfare train never stops.
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Dec 26, 2022 18:46
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EmbryoSteve posted:what were some of his pre-chud talking head endeavors? He wrote a book about sex among younger generations and they delve into it on Behind the Bastards. Truly wretched stuff. They also cover his more recent racist novel—basically any time they launch into reading Ben's "writing," you're in for a good time.
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Dabir posted:Lol this one's on a website so dedicated to selling people's data that they won't serve GDPR regions. I Heart Radio is the worst, it's true.
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Dec 26, 2022 19:24
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It's because nobody made any money last year so everyone is taking all their money out of the stock market and putting it into savings accounts. That's it. Deflationary period. The fed. It can't be our genius boy's fault, he's perfect and funny and everyone likes him.
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Jan 2, 2023 22:36
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Catastrophe posted:"Update: Tesla driver arrested for attempted murder, child abuse after Devil's Slide plunge" Ugh. Reminds me of the couple a few years ago who drugged all their foster kids and drove their car off a cliff into the ocean. Took authorities ages to recover all of them.
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Jan 4, 2023 05:49
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You know who DOES have a child-hunting island? It is certainty not Blue Apron, no no no. But Elon’s family has a timeshare on one going back decades.
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Jan 8, 2023 18:04
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I am not a lawyer but a lifetime non-disparagement clause seems like a lot to me. https://twitter.com/LisaBloom/status/1612517929593229312?s=20&t=BRzHvVGeSXKu1X-6WHOEeQ
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They really let all of their UX folks go, didn’t they. It’s giving “graphic design is my passion” https://twitter.com/wongmjane/status/1502418014448525313 https://twitter.com/wongmjane/status/1610978948044951553
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JediTalentAgent posted:It's nice, but it's not the Landmaster from Damnation Alley. Or the semi trucks / helicopters from The Highwayman.
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MrQwerty posted:it's one of the only things Grimes knows about She also has first-hand knowledge on how not to pilot a boat down a river!
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think Elon may not be a smart person Looking into it
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Jan 21, 2023 22:41
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Buce posted:also the hud should have a targeting reticle for my blasters The targeting display is still there, suspended in a xenon mist.
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Jan 23, 2023 07:27
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Think about how lovely everyone who drives now is. Give them more speed and access to three dimensions, no way this ends poorly!
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Jan 27, 2023 23:49
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Ghostlight posted:adding tesla to the list of brands that don't bother to loving indicate turns Tesla drivers are right up there with BMW and Mercedes drivers in the "turn signals are for poors" category. I thought all cars in the US had to have a third brake light in the middle? I don't think I've seen a vehicle without one in the back since the 80s.
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Feb 3, 2023 08:04
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Wow, would have MAYBE been worth sticking around that shitshow just to be able to tell Elon that. Maybe. “Have you tried not sucking as a person?”
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Never forget the time Adams started posting sock puppet accounts everywhere to defend his horrible writing.
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Pity we can't use images for thread titles, new banger of a title just dropped
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I would love to see this in action, because so many of the drivers would tool around with the thing deployed, then snap it off on an overhang. What's the Cybertruck equivalent for the Qualified Captain feed?
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It's been 4 minutes. Have the amateur code detectives found the woke mind virus in the code yet?
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Mar 31, 2023 20:04
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Issues list going swimmingly, I see. https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/issues
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I really wanna see the Jira ticket for the is_elon stuff, because you know it was all Twitter Jira posted:As a raging narcissist, I feel bad when Joe Biden's tweets do better than mine and I want mine to always be the best so that I get the good brain chemicals. Therefore, make my number bigger.
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Paracausal posted:But you know only the best people are paying for the tick Elon demonstrating the parable of the Nazi bar in real-time.
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Taibbi is entering a realm where every post turns him more and more into a corncob. If anyone cared for him, they'd make him put his phone down and walk away for a bit. But nobody does, so he remains Posting Through It.
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Teratrain posted:I remember plenty about Avatar, though? It all starts when Katara and Sokka find a strange boy frozen in ice... Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
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Remember when people were buying those ridiculously expensive, fragile bottles of Tesla booze? Surprised he hasn't announced some X-shaped container of tequila to capitalize on his bold decision.
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PhazonLink posted:its been said that joe rogan is the cishet men's version of Gwyneth Paltrow/goop. The same company that made supplements for Goop gave them a different name so Alex Jones could sell them on his network.
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