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Here are the official USFL power rankings entering Week 3, and not just something I made last week while dosed to the gills with sleeping drugs: 1.) New Orleans Breakers 2.) Birmingham Stallions 3.) Houston Gamblers 4.) Philadelphia Stars 5.) New Jersey Generals 6.) Tampa Bay Bandits 7.) Pittsburgh Maulers 8.) Michigan Panthers Make fun of me when they turn out wrong, or crown me as the godking of a new world if they turn out right! Today has Tampa Bay vs Houston and then Birmingham vs New Orleans. Tomorrow has Pittsburgh vs Michigan and then New Jersey vs Philly. See the top two teams and the bottom two teams battle it out!
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Apr 30, 2022 23:22
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Houston's having a great game so far
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Apr 30, 2022 23:35
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How has the league been received so far? I’ve been enjoying some of the games as some idle watching, but there seems to be little to no discourse on it. Which I suppose answers the question, doesn’t it. On topic for the GDT: The gamblers are about to come from behind and win this aren’t they?
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Apr 30, 2022 23:57
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Bummer that wasn’t an interception. Don’t care who wins but that would have been the more fun outcome.
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May 1, 2022 00:00
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Typical Gamblers collapsing at the end
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May 1, 2022 00:10
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Stepped out to walk the dog. What happened?
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May 1, 2022 00:14
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LOL at the ice attempt backfiring, as it should My poor power rankings, though 
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May 1, 2022 00:19
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That was fun. I hope the Stallions win.
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May 1, 2022 00:21
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Stands are filling up some. I wonder how much of that is that it’s cooled off some or if it’s the “home” team playing. Also, nice stop!
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May 1, 2022 01:29
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This is my first time seeing NO in action, and it's still wild to me how much their uniforms stick out compared to the rest of the USFL
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May 1, 2022 01:29
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I kinda forgot this was still a thing.
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May 1, 2022 01:34
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BIG MAN RECEPTION🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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May 1, 2022 01:37
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Fat man reception must be acknowledged and honored. *bangs gavel*
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May 1, 2022 01:38
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May 1, 2022 01:40
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Does this league have the rights to Cleatus or does the broadcast use his bootleg cousin assembled in *spins wheel* Burkina Faso? Clootus.
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May 1, 2022 01:43
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Alabama Football and a low scoring defensive contest. Name a more iconic duo.
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May 1, 2022 01:46
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Ah yes, the inspirational story of a career backup QB
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May 1, 2022 01:48
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Nice defensive play there
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May 1, 2022 01:51
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drat, what a run
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May 1, 2022 02:12
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If your NFL team has a good or even a mediocre or even just slightly below average kicker, hug them and tell them you love them.
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May 1, 2022 02:37
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Quiet Feet posted:If your NFL team has a good or even a mediocre or even just slightly below average kicker, hug them and tell them you love them. Yeah, the USFL is a lot like watching 90's football when the teams are running the ball. And then the QB's and Kickers poke their heads up and woof.
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May 1, 2022 02:42
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I enjoy this announcer being horny on main for the former soccer player kicker guy
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May 1, 2022 02:47
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Oh it’s great. You never know when a PI or pick six will pop up with little to no warning. They apparently pulled the sensors out of the balls or something, so kicking is slightly better now? Put them back in I say.
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May 1, 2022 02:48
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This motherfucker out here named Scooby. That’s beautiful
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May 1, 2022 02:59
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Loving Scooby Wright's insane hair
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May 1, 2022 03:01
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New Orleans should have been the Stallions. You could have called them the Nawlins Stawlyins.
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May 1, 2022 03:05
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Holy hell, what a dangerous pass. Can't believe that worked.
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May 1, 2022 03:14
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Stallions just need to keep running tha dang ball
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May 1, 2022 03:48
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Oh wow, made the catch despite the interference
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May 1, 2022 03:53
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Haha oh wow
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May 1, 2022 03:57
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Pays to be E- eh, I’ll take it Warbird fucked around with this message at 04:00 on May 1, 2022 |
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May 1, 2022 03:58
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I was thinking that should have been a safety.
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May 1, 2022 04:00
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Was that Scooby that got the taunting penalty? e - haha, it totally was. Interesting to see them showing the coach fussing at him.
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May 1, 2022 04:01
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Now I’m no football scientist, but you’re generally going to want to avoid getting your punts blocked. Just a general rule of course. e - Though sacking a guy for like 15 yards is a decent way to make up for it a bit.
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May 1, 2022 04:05
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tuned in at the right time i guess 
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May 1, 2022 04:06
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Where did the drones get off to?
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May 1, 2022 04:11
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the sound on this broadcast is driving me nuts
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May 1, 2022 04:16
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I think more football team should just give up in the 4th quarter. Just like, yeah guys we're hosed we're never going to get this let's just drop out and hit the titty bar.
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May 1, 2022 04:21
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only watching this to see if they GO FOR THREE
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May 1, 2022 04:22
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How does that even work anyway? They just try for a 2 point conversion from farther back?
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