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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Jonny 290 posted:

would literally shred your brain if you were actually on hallucinogens
Can't shred what's already shredded

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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graph posted:

i have never, not once, taken my phone into the wc with me
The wc? Lol, what, do you have Jeeves read aloud from r/fancylads while he breaks out the wiping silks?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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:hmmyes:🚽

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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that looks like my Adopted Son Fancy Boy


🤘😎🤘

Ellie Crabcakes fucked around with this message at 03:39 on May 11, 2022

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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fake news!

(he won a contest!)

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Jonny 290 posted:


'sitting around browsing on a phone' when you got a perfectly good laptop right there is haraam
okay boomer

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Jonny 290 posted:

you know im loving with you ellie as you're literally older than i am so, turn your monitor on i guess idfk
Nah you have to figure in the 10 years hormones have taken off me and also the earth years I spent trapped in a void beyond time

And also vibes? I mean my brother has been 52 since he was 16 and I have a youthful joie de vivre that may not even be a symptom of brain damage !

Sweevo posted:

you can immediately stop listening to anyone who thinks generational cohorts a) mean a loving thing and b) have hard cutoffs
1) nah if they're genX-identified I immediately start loving with them because it's funny
2) I can't use fabric softener so I guess my cutoffs are hard-ish

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Radio Paranoia posted:

e-girl and podcaster boyfriend
catch up grampa, e-girls are over it's all about iLadies now

tax:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Fake news everyone knows master chief's suit jacks him off

Ellie Crabcakes
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infernal machines posted:

ellie, i never took you for a prescriptivist
I don't care what anyone takes me for, just as long as they take me

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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rotor posted:

mods are asleep, post big hat ringo


screw you I'm posting Ejaculating Ringo

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Kenny YES

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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...

you're going to gently caress a bus?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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What song is that anyway

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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nurrwick posted:

housemate sent me this the other day, and i have to show *somebody*


That's my great-great grandfather, Anthony Harlow-Thirlby Trashcakes, inventor of the popcorn tub handjob.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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NoneMoreNegative posted:


"Whats that brother, I can just grab a han'ful of your popcorn..?"



🎶 when I was just a young man
My momma told me, bub,
Don't whack off anybody
Inside a popcorn tub
But I cranked a hog in Reno
During Die Hard 2
The popcorn got too soggy
But we had Twizzlers too 🎶

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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rotor posted:

8/10, point removed for rhyming "two" with "too"
shut up nerd I'm high and writing lyrics about movie theater handjobs, what do you want from me

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Achmed Jones posted:

some pride in your craft, ellie. is that too much to ask???

<img_yes.jpg>
Goofy lyrics are a hobby. My craft is humping ur mom.

And I do take pride in that

Chris Knight posted:

geez Ellie i thought you'd be more familiar with Foreplay
I don't really know Boston but I think this validates my assumptions



This gpeg smells like weed and sweaty balls and I will have none of it

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Jonny 290 posted:

whats the smell version of "turn your monitor on"
My grandma always said "your upper lip!"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Jonny 290 posted:

everybody always said that in 8th grade WHAT DOES IT MEAN I STILL DONT KNOW
I dunno either and honestly the google results frighten me a little

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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that has never happened to me and believe you me, with a nose like this I would have smelled it

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Even if I wanted to grow a beard if I drank milk it wouldn't be my lip stinking up the joint

Ellie Crabcakes
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Ellie Crabcakes
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rotor posted:

tag yourself, i'm rotor
I'm the bio ti cum

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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aaaaaaaah 🥹

nexous posted:

I had to get some ribs removed to do that
pfffft

fuckin amateur 🙄

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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I mean don't knock Paul Dano's performance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9uEJ7d5cNE

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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I mean I don't remember much about it other than it being the first time I was horny for batman 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ellie Crabcakes
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Raluek posted:

goth twink batman is a good look tbh
:hmmyes:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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I was horny for Michael Keaton once.

Ellie Crabcakes
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Bluemillion posted:

I'm sure there's a great discussion to be had about which Bond film is the best.
It's the one where he dies

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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duz posted:

to clarify, the one where he dies or the one where he dies then gets surgery to "look japanese" and fake-marries "a geisha"?
The one where he calls in a missile strike on himself to get out of child support

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Jonny 290 posted:

its casino royale probably
When rated on the basis of smarm, cultural insensitivity, unprovoked violence and misogyny, the most Bond Bond film is Live and Let Die

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

the one that I find nuts is that you can buy t-shirts of a throwaway "kill em all 1989" post I made that Sagebrush put into the source image and nobody outside this forum would ever know where it came from
I once saw a photo of a car with an "I'd rather be shittin' in a duffle bag" bumper sticker that I made for a thread here like a million years ago

It was weird

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Cybernetic Vermin posted:

in the days before slack had a setting to disable animated gifs i rage quit our work slack over every channel being plastered with the parrot, causing me to lose focus whenever i forgot slack on-screen somewhere


I made :killdozer:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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PokeJoe posted:

rip sagebrush. Read the news and Logged Off
???

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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axolotl farmer posted:

I liked perl when I used it for scripting some science stuff. it felt like I could program perl by banging my fists on the keyboard and produce working but ugly code.

today I would have prob used python or even R.

Eh, it's a glue language just like python so the heavy lifting is done in the same places but advantage python for having bytecode caching

Perl6 was the Chinese Democracy of programming languages

echinopsis posted:

i was readying about a hair loss drugs and one of the side effects was “low quality semen” lol
Yeah they use them a lot in HRT as t/dht antagonists

Low quality in terms of fertility I guess but imo no goos is good news

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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rotor posted:

actionscript 3 was the best ecmascript, and it's largely where closure and later typescript ended up at
Isn't clojure a lisp?

But yeah I did a lot of flash dev and the difference between 2 and 3 was just amazing

Yeah Adobe can suck a gently caress but Macromedia was just fuckin garbage

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rotor posted:

the whole thing just reinforces my conviction that programmers shouldn't be allowed to name things
I mean 9 times out of 10 they shouldn't be allowed to program

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