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a computer virus, H-IP
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Nov 21, 2022 07:41
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Jonny 290 posted:I think that guy's doing some sleight of hand poo poo tbh he says he's a magician, i believe him. believe men.
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Nov 22, 2022 06:27
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you're telling me there's a secret 4th hole?
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Nov 27, 2022 10:25
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infernal machines posted:...but it would attenuate her signal going into his head and returning, right? maybe the other judge had an older model helmet without all the anti-psychic metal or maybe she was standing in a position that let her get a clear angle through the face area up to the brain and back
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Nov 28, 2022 04:04
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cowboy beepboop posted:everyone post your closest pubs. here's mine. 
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Nov 29, 2022 04:16
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Truman Peyote posted:yeah i've had gamer supps before (pouring mountain dew code red into my rectum) baja blast my rear end
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Dec 1, 2022 03:51
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hmmm, i like boobs, but i'd prefer to not have boobs on cups and water bottles that i drink out of in public. quite the conundrum.
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Dec 1, 2022 14:45
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when i want caffeine and coffee and tea arent enough i do a different nerd caffeine thing than everyone else so far, i chew caffeinated gum.
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Dec 1, 2022 14:47
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I love Russian Circles
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Dec 2, 2022 04:31
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it didn't even give me an adventure game at all, stupid bot, and i asked for a conspiracy theory that would be absurd, not something everyone knows about 
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Dec 5, 2022 05:32
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the real reason why a crewed mission to mars will probably be all women is because even at the same body weight, women have lower caloric requirements and so nasa can save a lot of mass on food supplies also according to former astronaut mike mullane, roughly have of astronaut dudes are almost totally impotent in space and almost half of them get sudden erections all the time without meaning to, and that nasa tells astronauts to never mention if they do wind up having sex in space because everything about nasa missions is public and so people would find out and they worry they'd get funding cuts. since the vice president is in charge of nasa, we'd need a vice president that fucks to get nasa to be candid about space loving. Large Testicles posted:what the gently caress? why's it so regular? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_racket_theorem or if you prefer videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPfZ_XzisU
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Dec 7, 2022 00:21
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wait, when was the last time the us had a vice president that hosed, was it LBJ?
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Dec 7, 2022 00:27
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he is doing it as a metaphor. the blue represents heaven and inside on the jacket liner there are images of angels and poo poo, the red represents hell and the jacket liner has images of fire. the blue is made of sheep wool, the red is made of goat wool. i don't know what the metaphor is supposed to mean, i dont know why he went with full goat wool red pants, i don't know why he made his left side heavenly and his right side demonic instead of the christian tradition of those two being reversed. i just don't know what anything this dumbass is doing
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Dec 20, 2022 04:03
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echinopsis posted:is milkshake duck a good or a bad thing it's a term invented by a twitter user named pixelated boat almost 7 years ago about how sometimes you find out about something that suddenly becomes popular and everyone loves the newly popular thing but then it turns out that it has a history of something bad like racism/etc. that you didn't know about prior to finding out about it.
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Dec 20, 2022 05:37
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mystes posted:So would a cat and people love those things my cats would only eat me after i died, i provide them with pets and cuddles until that point
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polyester concept posted:no matter how you fancy-up instant ramen noodles, they still taste like cheap instant ramen noodles with the worst texture. if you are going to use fresh vegetables and eggs at least use some proper ramen imo i like the texture of nissin raoh instant ramen noodles, those are the only ones i've found that have a decent texture
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Jan 21, 2023 00:54
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i can't find the youtube video for it, probably because i suck at searching, but that 火車 Train had me inspired to make one out of this one https://i.imgur.com/pTGnpOV.mp4 but since i didn't find the video i gave up. that's my story, thanks for reading
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Jan 21, 2023 02:16
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Large Testicles posted:here you go, i couldn't get it to scale correctly tho cause my video editor wont go that small and the gif is a weird frame rate i couldn't reproduce the weird frame rate is because that comes from a youtube video that somebody downloaded and posted to twitter and then i downloaded the video as a gif using some website that would let you do that, i was trying to find the original youtube video that it all came from but failed this is the best fire train of the night
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Feb 5, 2023 02:45
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i got a job from linkedin once and one time a former coworker propositioned me to have an affair with her (i did not accept)
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Feb 13, 2023 01:38
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Video Nasty posted:goon meets weren't always terrible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gi57NJDds
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Mar 3, 2023 04:55
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Cat Face Joe posted:i have never knowingly met another sa person i know and occasionally interact with 5 or 6 goons but us being goons is just incidental we never talk about the forums. discovered the identity of a goon in january when he posted a picture of a gathering at a bar we were at to a friend discord and saw that he was in a goon discord too when i looked at mutual servers
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Mar 3, 2023 05:15
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Sagebrush posted:You need electricity to power the little buzzing needle machines that do hundreds of pokes a minute. Before that people would do things like tap the ink into the skin with a sharpened stick and a little mallet. Much slower. my wife and i gave each other little heart stick-and-poke tattoos back in january 2021 and it took way longer than i would have thought for such a small little thing i wanna get a real one but i'm lazy and the one time i did get motivated enough to try to get it, the artist said no because the thing i wanted was an early space soviet themed thing and the artist didn't like that it included a hammer and sickle.
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Mar 6, 2023 07:11
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Sagebrush posted:lol oof. you live in one of the poo poo states huh yes (they're all poo poo), but lol, i'm in san francisco
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Mar 6, 2023 07:30
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anchovies rule, sardines rule, kippers rule, i also like canned trout, canned salmon, canned mackerel, canned tuna, etc. those chinese canned fried dace with black beans plus some rice and a little veg are a really good quick and easy weeknight meal i don't have any cupboards.
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Mar 9, 2023 02:32
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Sagebrush posted:"squart" is a funny word, but I'm much more vexed by how he turned "orgasm" into "oegamiom." It really bothers me. i do electrical permits, and when i'm doing my permit drawings i will intentionally introduce one thing that is incredibly wrongly spelled into a non-electrical sheet. i labeled an existing gazebo as (E) GLAZYBOW this week. one weird trick, building departments do not care.
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Mar 16, 2023 03:04
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Beeftweeter posted:do you do this in case they're copied or just because? lol i started doing it when i was at a larger company and they had approved permits as an annual metric for performance bonuses but would use a different team to update permits when the crews installed differently enough that the permit drawings needed to be updated to pass inspection, and the system they used to track that would lose who originally did the drawings, so this was a stupid thing i did to make it a little faster to prove i was the original person working on it to get an extra few hundred bucks a year, but then I found it really funny and kept doing it. also, i've found plan checkers do notice and will sometimes mention it just in an email or phonecall, but i've never had any reject a permit for a typo in something unrelated to the project, and the vast majority of plan checkers find it funny and become more willing to respond to me quickly and work with me on things when things actually need a variance or if there is an issue of some kind when they see it's the guy that is hiding stupid typos in random sheets.
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Mar 17, 2023 07:33
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i really liked ai art prior to midjourney, it was so wonky and fun when it spit out things that were only vaguely what you were asking if you squinted. now they're trying to make it a business to replace actual artists and photographers and stuff and that sucks.
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Mar 19, 2023 08:02
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he may have scored a cool goal, but he lives in ohio, so in the end, still sad for the guy. i'm going to an avs at sharks game in a couple weeks and the sharks suck so bad that their tickets are affordable so a friend of mine are gonna be up against the glass on the penalty box wearing jerseys of a 3rd/4th liner that the avs picked up from the sharks this year and because the player in question grew up in long beach we're gonna listen to sublime on caltrain on the way down. i'm loving excited
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Mar 25, 2023 13:42
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:IT'S THE WEEKEND, EVERYBODY https://i.imgur.com/DUjB3cx.mp4
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Apr 9, 2023 02:45
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Improbable Lobster posted:cave sounds nice tbh i'd like to spend all my time in the cave, only emerging to squeal in delight and dance a little jig every time a royal dies
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Apr 15, 2023 07:26
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i have a bemis toilet seat because i needed a toilet seat and i couldn't stop laughing when i saw the word bemis
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Apr 17, 2023 05:59
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Kenny Logins posted:adults are perfectly capable of holding two conflicting ideas in their minds at once. effortlessly rotating them, even that's the dialectic, baby. 
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Apr 19, 2023 01:50
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i want a pallet of these to use as my bathroom candles. https://twitter.com/granitelefty/status/1652124013605298177
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Achmed Jones posted:there wasn't really any shock value in that. it's an integrated baseball team rallying around their (black) teammate to fight off the klan and then one of the klansmen is an alien it's a negro league team (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negro_league_baseball), the roswell grays that is playing an exhibition game against a minor league white team, the southwest allstars, and utterly dominated them. it turns out that the best player on the roswell grays is actually an alien, specifically a gray, who has abandoned the grays mission on earth to just play baseball, and he chose to disguise himself as a black guy because he thought he'd never get noticed, but the yankees scouted him and thought he was good enough that they offered him a contract, which brought him to the attention of the alien secret police, more or less, and one of them disguised themselves as a kkk member to try to kill him
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