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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
i play the spit valve what of it!!?

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I played clarinet in 5th grade, mostly because 1.) it was small and light to carry to school and 2.) putting it together reminded me of a movie where some dude put a snipe rifle together out of a case :D

I was actually pretty good at it, but my bro made fun of me for playing a girls instrument so i gave it up.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Lake of Methane posted:

never log off



or on

this has to be from like robocop 3??

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

someone splice Jody foster scrambling to record this plz

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Cat Face Joe posted:

i used to make a lot of kombucha, all kinds of flavors too. i had so many scobys and was just giving them away to people in town. but then one day everything got super moldy out of nowhere and i had to pitch it all, like 10 extra scobys. haven't been able to let myself love another creature since

edit:


isn’t mold the defining feature of kombucha?

healthy mold

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

No sir, I don't lke it.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

this is incredible.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

so that’s how they make spring loaded burritos

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Large Testicles posted:

someone found a SFW goatse



prince of Persia: gaping stretch

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lol

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

pastor of muppets posted:

I’ve been getting some strangely targeted spam recently



yo can I get a referral code

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lmao exactly what I thought of

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lol didn’t it sort of work? also didn’t they want to catch rockets coming down with the same mechanism?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

minato posted:

This OnlyFans account sucks

:ck5:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

wanna pet that smooth brained boi

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
dingbat is a good insult

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

whoa

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

psiox posted:

i grew peppers for awhile and one really fun thing was soaking and cooking a bunch of chopped habaneros in milk and then using the milk to make cookies

nice and mildly zesty chocolate chip cookies

:monocle:

that sounds tasty

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

mystes posted:

The FDA will usually eventually go after things like this if they get big enough, they just don't have anywhere near enough resources to go after everything.

first they take our abortions, then they take our boners. we must rise up.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

no chrome nips? :mediocre:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Agile Vector posted:

bustin' makes me feel gOoOoOod

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

was I supposed to not kill that dude? cause I murdered him real good

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

:same:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Midjack posted:

knew what it was before i clicked, clicked anyway. that's the only good clip.

edit: that's the lasagna cat people.

it’s so incredible. and it tops off with the awkward car entry, but it doesn’t linger

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

this but the Winamp skin :kiss:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

dammit Herman stop buying discount memory from Fry’s.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

burning swine posted:

sexy windows 10 volume mixer shortcut

drat now I want a eq that has boobs for the knobs

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Sagebrush posted:

hey, you aren't echi

cmon don’t act like you never had a Jessica alba themed Winamp client.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

auto bot salad fingers

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

looks photoshopped to hell but…I believe.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Jesus CHRIST they’re minerals!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I didn't change my calendar a few days so going through the pages, yikes I don't remember ever seeing this one before ever.



seems like a bit much now, but there was a lot of campaigning against cigarettes in the 90s, and this accurately depicts the rather fast change in societal acceptance of smoking in the US.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

don’t look the auditor in the eyes!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

can I get a sideways sexorcism name change plz??

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

infernal machines posted:

i don't have a cat tho

how are you gonna upgrade your ram dummy!?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

bet that fucker still weighs 50lbs even in space.

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
what’s up with the red scrote on the chin, anyway? rosacea creams are over the counter now

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