axolotl farmer posted:

normcore.mac

https://twitter.com/NanoRaptor/status/1523145455521042432?s=20&t=80FXrxVAbuAo4en_QFOF_g

duz posted:

FMguru posted:

monster was the biggest, nastiest bunch of litigious jerks in the entire tech industry

the patriarch who owns/runs monster was contacted by dre/iovine about working with them on a headphone product

patriarch puts failson in charge of the negotiations (its time he learned the family business after all)

failson goes down to los angeles and immediately gets sized up by dre and iovine as an easily-rolled rube

dre and iovine proceed to dazzle him with meetings with famous musicians and celebrities and parties and booze (and, it has been strongly implied, drugs and sex)

failson, with his head spinning, is too busy having a good time to pay close attention to the details of the deal he is negotiating. he has hit it off incredibly well with all these famous people, surely the deal his new best friends are mostly driving will be fine

the deal he negotiates and signs ends up being ruinous to monster. unbreakable, have to produce an uncapped number of headsets at a loss, they dont own any of the technology they developed for the headphones, they cant even compete with them

as soon as monster came into contact with the real sharks who run the music industry, they got effortlessly boned and filleted and devoured

Beeftweeter posted:

god i wish i didn't have to note that's not some dumb filter but an actual viewfinder

Improbable Lobster posted:

i don't like the cartoons but i like that they're posted

infernal machines posted:

well, at least there consistent

infernal machines posted:

Beeftweeter posted:

eggman doesn't want me posting

akadajet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBwKqZo6D5g

akadajet posted:

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1530191396115734528?s=20&t=GmfmnNTvTK9qckzJvIoh2w

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

blink polyfill posted:

lol i scanned and uploaded the shiiiit one, it was some stock photo from a business textbook i had in 2006. someone animated it later. it's always wild to see something i did be echoed for eternity

Jonny 290 posted:

fastly slack had over ninety of the loving parrots

i do not miss them

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/isaiah_bb/status/1533125937432252416?s=20&t=uBPhZ611ZtzOq0Nfkl1CXg

Sniep posted:

MrQueasy posted:

is anime allowed now as long as it’s AI generated?

Jonny 290 posted:

Nuts and Gum posted:

aloy: What did the ancient ones use this for?
focus: cranking their hogs

nvrgrls posted:

My Mr. Miller was a high school history teacher and he was actually alright

burning swine posted:

Do you remember the 60s when computers were all sleek and futuristic



awww yeah

Armitag3 posted:

SmokaDustbowl posted:

the last physical media i bought was Akira on blu-ray

Silver Alicorn posted:

SmokaDustbowl posted:

jonny290 the dealer who taks about red hairs and crystals

Kazinsal posted:

Beeftweeter posted:

my wife was lurking the catte thread and started drawing some stuff





e: idgi either but enjoy

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

I think they call them that in New England too

we call them drywall anchors since an anchor is for a boat lol

Improbable Lobster posted:

ChubbyChecker posted:

FMguru posted:

more webb images have been released, including this spectacular close up of a particularly interesting section of yesterdays supercluster of gravitationally-lensed galaxies

Video Nasty posted:

It needed a little something 🔊
https://i.imgur.com/0zPFpfO.mp4

haveblue posted:

anime con carne

rotor posted:

the two small 7" monitors on top are false "eyes" that the computer extends in order to appear larger to potential predators

echinopsis posted:

Large Testicles posted:

Mr. Cool Snow