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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

im listening to this as nothing's gonna stop 'pos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tub93PAAO3k

this video is pretty lmao

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:honk:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

i feel like the joke is in "brake glass"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Sapozhnik posted:

I have never seen a programming language crash into complete and utter irrelevance as swiftly as Perl.

It really is quite amazing, especially considering its role in the early days of the web. Imagine throwing away that sort of first mover advantage.

ugh

Probably about 10 years and couple jobs ago I was working on a team that was deciding a greenfield tech stack for what was proving to be (and has been) a couple decade project.

perl scripts, subversion, and storing dynamically generated floating number arrays as pipe-separated text strings in mysql it was.

I bailed instantly as it was clear this was an impossibly stupid team and last I checked they had a story at the top of their backlog for three years just to migrate to git. Nothing had been improved

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Jabberlock posted:

For real tho, he was like a real estate guy who became independently wealthy and decided to bankroll making his own movies. It's clear that he's delusionally narcissistic since the plots of all of his movies involve him being some sort of super genius who can do anything like fix the world's problems or some other insanely outlandish thing.

I'd post the RLM rundown of his best film but it was removed from Youtube because the guest was notable creep Max Landis

a narcissist in real estate you say?!

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

good

gently caress computers

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

KoRMaK posted:


yea but this one is funny

yeah gently caress elon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

wifi is stored in the sun

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

thats chicago

chicagowns

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
all computers are wrong all the time forever gently caress computesrs

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
"off to my job to do a compute all day and make $10000 but have nothing to show for it again" - total morons

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:same:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

he's more machine now, than man

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
diesel tomatoes to go with my diesel kush

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
me and mrs possum have been eating campari tomatos they're real good

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvXinPpazvg&t=41s

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
flipmode is the greatest

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://i.imgur.com/WSqTuR7.mp4

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

infernal machines posted:

well presumably they're going to stop doing live updates now

we could only be so lucky

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
fuckin brad

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:mood:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Chris Knight posted:

hello, computer...



computer. pizza. large.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

a couple summers ago me and mrs possum went on a midwest drive and drove through burlington after crossing the river

I saw this picture without reading the caption and thought "huh, that kinda looks like burlington"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

you guys aren’t using TikTok right. vine would have eventually devolved into $random_famous_user zooming into and out of their face ranting about something eventually if it still existed, and if brought back would be nearly the same as TikTok is now complete with up to 3min long videos.

if you don’t want to see talking heads, scroll past instead of stopping to listen. if you’re ok with having to do more than that, long press your screen and then click not interested

my feed is entirely Zoomer Vines, cooking, history, and linguistic content 95% of the time. curate your algorithm for ur interests and it’s great

https://twitter.com/dril/status/922321981

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Nfcknblvbl posted:

today’s harvest. orange habanero, red habanero, and a ghost pepper. I’ve already handed out 70 peppers and I have a ton to go. guess I need to start drying/freezing.



one of those looks like something out of the dragon fetish store

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:hmmyes: I've been looking for a refined lubricant

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Kuvo posted:

the additional black piece in the wrong spot is a good touch

PBF is likely the only consistently good thing in this universe.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

jeebus bob posted:

Can't see this without installing the reddit app
Is it worth it?

nothing on reddit is "worth it"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

akadajet posted:

I don't think she really understands what she's trying to explain here.

yeah and if someone asked you to explain bjork you wouldn't be able to because you can't possibly understand which actually makes you wrong about her not understanding what she's trying to explain

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

anyone who didn't print out their resignation gets what they deserve 10 fold

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

next week will be a fun one for dumpster divers

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
just posting this everywhere

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Sapozhnik posted:

ancient unix is a very small pile of hacked together incoherent bullshit that can barely do anything and tries its best to slice your fingers off every step of the way. no two tools work alike

and at&t was like hmm yes let's charge one million dollars to license this poo poo and it was still somehow the most advanced operating system known to man despite idk a whole bunch of ibm bullshit also existing but somehow being even worse

but if all operating systems are pieces of poo poo......

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