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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Centipedes? In Madonna's vagina?
 
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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Jesus, and about ten years ago or whenever she played the Super Bowl she'd gotten a facelift that actually did wonders for her looks (seriously, she suddenly looked better at 50-something then she did at 40-something) and I always considered it an example of celebrity plastic surgery done right.

Seems like she thought she could make lightning strike twice. Should'a quit while you were ahead, Madonna!

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Centipedes? In Madonna's vagina?