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Maybe take down the fascist flag before selling your house. No? Okay.  Another house.  Yes I know about mcmansionhell.com. Yes it doesn't have to be Zillow. Go go go go I'm not sure my jet shower curtains can be beaten.
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Jet shower is kinda cool
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May 14, 2022 05:22
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My dad is a retired homicide detective and he doesn’t fly any flags or bumper stickers. That’s my story, now you know a little more about buce.
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Nooner posted:Jet shower is kinda cool I'm the window in the shower so everyone outside can watch your fat ugly naked self bathe
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May 14, 2022 05:34
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this isn't a house but i'm apartment hunting and wanted to post this poo poo rear end landlord's application policy for a rental text is from today 
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May 14, 2022 07:09
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teen phone cutie posted:this isn't a house but i'm apartment hunting and wanted to post this poo poo rear end landlord's application policy for a rental Fascinating thank you Zillow
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May 14, 2022 07:47
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There's a property a few blocks from where I live that has an underground pool behind a fence and it looks like it's been abandoned for years and Zillow shows it as not having an address or existing at all. Very curious as to why that might be.
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There is a twitter account you might be interested in op https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1520943637298925568?t=9Hcx7itxceopyF0jCpEtdQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1520577732110921729?t=TsAmjXDZ00lF1E5DfNsplQ&s=19
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The house next to mine sat empty for years until the owner of the house essentially gave to a friend of the family who had grown up in the house. The sale price was either 50.00 or 500.00, I don't remember. The new neighbor was unemployed and they are hoarders and also very bad at house repair. The house had some issues that were made worse over time. It currently has no working water. There's apparently a large hole in the kitchen floor. There's a large tarp attempting to cover a missing chunk in the roof. The house itself is tiny and the equally tiny yard is has a crude fence in the front section. They are not living there currently but come once a day to feed and let a number of dogs out of the house and into the fenced off area. He's attempted to get help fixing the place but every attempt has lead to the people he asked for help stealing stuff from them. Zillow has decided that this house is worth 74,500 dollars.
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Where do you find such cheap houses, in Toronto that roofless dog shack could easily be a cool million
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Browsed zillow in the tub. Farted. Was browsing zillo very intently. Noticed small bit of poop (very tiny) at far end of tub. Worghless piece of poo poo OP
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Colonel Cancer posted:Where do you find such cheap houses, in Toronto that roofless dog shack could easily be a cool million Small town SW MIssouri. Relative to the rest of the country prices (and wages) are slightly lower. Thirteen years ago I bought my house for 40,000. It's in much nicer shape, has a garage and a fireplace and some really nice woodwork including some really cool built in bookshelves. It might be worth 50-60 K now maybe. Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 12:06 on May 14, 2022 |
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Darth Brooks posted:The house next to mine sat empty for years until the owner of the house essentially gave to a friend of the family who had grown up in the house. The sale price was either 50.00 or 500.00, I don't remember. The new neighbor was unemployed and they are hoarders and also very bad at house repair. The house had some issues that were made worse over time. It currently has no working water. There's apparently a large hole in the kitchen floor. There's a large tarp attempting to cover a missing chunk in the roof. The house itself is tiny and the equally tiny yard is has a crude fence in the front section. They are not living there currently but come once a day to feed and let a number of dogs out of the house and into the fenced off area. He's attempted to get help fixing the place but every attempt has lead to the people he asked for help stealing stuff from them. You reminded me that when we were house hunting in 2008, one of the houses we looked at was about to be cut in half by a fuckass huge tree that was ready to fall any day, the whole backyard was a hill that was crumbling and subsiding into the house ready to bury it, and the bathroom literally had no floor. They wanted, like, 60k for a minimum deposit. After the house bubble popped we got our current house for that price.
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Is it just me or does that toilet look like some guy bending over to catch/eat your poop?
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8 Ball posted:Is it just me or does that toilet look like some guy bending over to catch/eat your poop? I think it's just you. But I will not allow you to eat my poop.
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8 Ball posted:Is it just me or does that toilet look like some guy bending over to catch/eat your poop? ...What? No. No it doesn't look like that at all. The gently caress are you looking at?
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8 Ball posted:Is it just me or does that toilet look like some guy bending over to catch/eat your poop? Hes hunched over lifting the toiolette bowl
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with terrible form, going to hurt his back i might add
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Every morning when I have trouble taking a poo poo I look at the curtains of planes flying into me and pretend to be one of them world trade buildings and the poo just falls out 
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May 14, 2022 13:35
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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7092917108648037675
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I only log in these days to see my "zestimate" go up
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May 18, 2022 13:20
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here's my house https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1420-Davies-Dr-Beverly-Hills-CA-90210/20523735_zpid/ it's a little cozy but it suits me ok
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May 18, 2022 13:36
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if i bought that cophouse I'd fly the biggest fuckin rainbow flag from that thing day 1
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The Walrus posted:if i bought that cophouse I'd fly the biggest fuckin rainbow flag from that thing day 1 And not paint it on the garage door? Coward.
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that's called the pigliker flag it symbolizes liking pigs with it's thin blue line which is a reference to the thin blue lines i got on my shaft and sack
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:here's my house 8 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms. Great for a family of incontinents
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gleebster posted:8 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms. Great for a family of incontinents ngl i'll probably be lucky to own a home in my life but I have figured out that homeowners freakin love bathrooms. the more the better, stick them everywhere.
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 yeah why not. they do break down and they are a pain in the loving rear end to fix. the more bathrooms you have, the longer you can live in that house before you gotta move out to a place with New, Functional Bathrooms
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Just thinking about that episode of Rocko’s Modern Life with the Bob Vila guy who wanted to turn every room into a bathroom. He was onto something.
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Annoying they don't list every foyer, loft, office, grand ball room, private oval office recreation and instead just have some dumb ratio of bedrooms to bathrooms.
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Jose posted:There is a twitter account you might be interested in op I unironically want this house.
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Just reminded myself of this dumb thing I think the listing is gone, but NYpost still has the images: https://nypost.com/2019/10/11/this-house-listing-might-have-the-greatest-home-office-of-all-time/
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Juando290 posted:I unironically want this house. Who doesn't want a dungeon in their house? Great home for any vampire family!
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teen phone cutie posted:this isn't a house but i'm apartment hunting and wanted to post this poo poo rear end landlord's application policy for a rental I spent about eight months looking for a house rental (broad Seattle area) before finally settling on an apartment. The sheer amount of scams is baffling (well over half). Like do people really rent properties without seeing the inside? Anyone can tell you to drive by a location. I'm guessing metric fucktons of people fall for these scams or there wouldn't be so many of them. Like drat, Americans are dumb as poo poo.
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https://twitter.com/NicoleOKing/status/1526771257676537856?t=DlegVomWuREWe8778oxqXw&s=09 I kind of love it? Better than being cookie cutter. I wonder low noisy the sliding panels are, though.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:here's my house I'm the half million dollar monthly mortgage payment.
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Jelly posted:I spent about eight months looking for a house rental (broad Seattle area) before finally settling on an apartment. If you live in the Seattle area you must be aware of how much the housing and especially rental market is hosed and the majority of people are precarious and desperate and how landlords are by nature scummy weirdos. Scams are obvious until you're desperately trying not to be homeless.
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Jelly posted:I spent about eight months looking for a house rental (broad Seattle area) before finally settling on an apartment.
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teen phone cutie posted:this isn't a house but i'm apartment hunting and wanted to post this poo poo rear end landlord's application policy for a rental 
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