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precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


well guys, it's 4:24 AM (update: it's 4:25 AM) and i'm about to take a walk. i hope i don't get killed, or mugged. i walked to the circle K next door a second ago but they, for some reason, are closed, so i have to walk like a mile or 2 to the nearest one to get some coffee

gonna be wearing my 2009 issue Army Boots Size 9.5, black Levi Jeans, and a Black sleeveless t-shirt

holla if you see me

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Mr Stink is your NXT 2.0 name


walking a mile to get coffee at 4am lmao get a bike!!!!

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


I don't want to shock you op, but being out and about at 4:30 am is not that weird. Lots of people do shift work and if you are not in America people do walking. Good luck and hope everything works out for you, god bless

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

OP I used to be like you - Wandering around sleeveless at all hours, but then I realised I could use socks as sleeves. They're basically the same thing.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


Woo boy been at work since 3am. If I see you walking by I'll wave!

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


fart

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Brb gonna see if this form leather t-shirt makes my tits look huge. :j:

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010


precision posted:

gonna be wearing my 2009 issue Army Boots Size 9.5, black Levi Jeans, and a Black sleeveless t-shirt

This is good; you want to minimize your visibility when you’re walking around in the pre-dawn darkness of the pedestrian-hostile, often sidewalk-free hellscape of American exurbia.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH


You might not have to worry so much about getting beat up if you didn't dress like a white supremacist, OP

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


precision posted:

well guys, it's 4:24 AM (update: it's 4:25 AM) and i'm about to take a walk. i hope i don't get killed, or mugged. i walked to the circle K next door a second ago but they, for some reason, are closed, so i have to walk like a mile or 2 to the nearest one to get some coffee

gonna be wearing my 2009 issue Army Boots Size 9.5, black Levi Jeans, and a Black sleeveless t-shirt

holla if you see me

These Levis boot cut?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

4:30 am goonmeet at 711

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.



Night walks are the most calming ones. Goonspeed. Hope you see the sun rising with a nice cuppa.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



watch out coyotes op, they have rabies.

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004


Should have been 4:20AM, am I right?

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james


Why do they make army boots in children's size?

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008




Nap Ghost

SpaceAceJase posted:

Why do they make army boots in children's size?

they're for child soldiers, OP

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


I live on a quiet back road sorta out of the way, OP if I went for a walk I don't THINK I would get mugged BUT I would probably startle some deer.
I don't think I would be able to hit up the nearest convenience store for coffee though because it's 4.5 miles from me and while I have biked there, walking that and back at 4 in the morning seems a bit excessive.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


SpaceAceJase posted:

Why do they make army boots in children's size?

It's not ideal to have child soldiers at all, but as long as we have them they should have good boots and equipment. I don't think this is controversial

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

I was still asleep OP

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


walking outside is illegal in america op, i hope you're not in prison

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Ive got the need to ramble on my mind, oblivion seems to be my destination, tell me momma don't u wanna go

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Ez8 posted:

Should have been 4:20AM, am I right?

no, you are not.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



*white, mid-30s goon living in the suburbs going for a walk at 4:00am on a Sunday*

I'm afraid of being mugged

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001

STILL NOT FIT





Nap Ghost

precision posted:

gonna be wearing my 2009 issue Army Boots Size 9.5, black Levi Jeans, and a Black sleeveless t-shirt

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Funky See Funky Do posted:

OP I used to be like you - Wandering around sleeveless at all hours, but then I realised I could use socks as sleeves. They're basically the same thing.

quoting to spread the thing i learned just now

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



why is it necessary to know what year you stole shoes from the american taxpayer

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO




There was a time where my entire extended family rented a beach house. I had slept all day before. Woke up at like 0400, went down to the beach to watch the sunrise. Then I just started walking in one direction. I made it to a mile marker, saying I had walked 10 miles, and it was about 3pm. I had stopped often, and talked to random people, and just chilled for a lot of the walk.

I started heading back, and it got dark. I couldn't even remotely tell where the walkway to the street with our house on it was. I just walked in the dark. Eventually picked a walkway ended up in a random neighborhood. Made it to the streets of the neighbor hood and decide to call my fam. "I have no idea where I'm at. I'm maybe 3-5 miles away in a neighborhood". Turns out I went past the walkway I needed, I ended up about 2 miles past where I needed to turn off. Finally they found a map, and I could give street names.

I got scooped up, and realized that I just wandered about 20+ miles in flip flops, on the beach. It was a good time, and ..man.. I just thought of stuff.

Now when I visit, even if it's not a beach, I'm known for just saying I'm going for a "Walk" and I'll end up returning like 7 hours later, lol.


it's been a while, but i'm pretty sure my stupid iPhone now can mark something via GPS.

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 17:07 on May 15, 2022

Buce
Dec 23, 2005




god I loved those goon “EDC” threads

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



blight rhino posted:

There was a time where my entire extended family rented a beach house. I had slept all day before. Woke up at like 0400, went down to the beach to watch the sunrise. Then I just started walking in one direction. I made it to a mile marker, saying I had walked 10 miles, and it was about 3pm. I had stopped often, and talked to random people, and just chilled for a lot of the walk.

I started heading back, and it got dark. I couldn't even remotely tell where the walkway to the street with our house on it was. I just walked in the dark. Eventually picked a walkway ended up in a random neighborhood. Made it to the streets of the neighbor hood and decide to call my fam. "I have no idea where I'm at. I'm maybe 3-5 miles away in a neighborhood". Turns out I went past the walkway I needed, I ended up about 2 miles past where I needed to turn off. Finally they found a map, and I could give street names.

I got scooped up, and realized that I just wandered about 20+ miles in flip flops, on the beach. It was a good time, and ..man.. I just thought of stuff.

Now when I visit, even if it's not a beach, I'm known for just saying I'm going for a "Walk" and I'll end up returning like 7 hours later, lol.


it's been a while, but i'm pretty sure my stupid iPhone now can mark something via GPS.

Floridaman Begins

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO




Brother Tadger posted:

Floridaman Begins

lol. Myrtle Beach, SC. But Yeah, Origin Story.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe


Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




op I saw you but I didn't want to startle you so I didn't holla

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004



AITA for not waking my husband up for his 5AM walk?

quote:

So for the past month, my (36) husband (39) has waking up at 5 every night to have a walk. These walks would take about 2 hours, Side note to mention that this new, he's not trying to lose weight (pretty thin) he's not athletic by nature nor has sports interests or hobbies. infact, he hated doing any type of sport.

I'm happy for him since it's an overall positive thing. but yesterday, he came home in the evening after working for long hours then stayed up late playing with his phone. I went to bed at 10 after getting done with the mess and everything.

I woke up by him yelling at me at 7 am asking me why I didn't wake him up for his 5am walk. He said he missed it and I'm responsible for that. I was so confused I said that first of all, he always wakes up by setting his alarm, why should I be expected to wake him up this time. He yelled that he forgot to set his alarm. I said so what? it's no big deal it's not like....he missed an important meaning or something but he got more angry and said that those walks help imrove his health and restore his energy and help him feel better. I made a comment about how missing one walk won't hurt but he unloaded on yelling about how I was trying to prevent him for doing his hobby for some unknown reason. I told him he was sorely mistaken even though I admit that those daily 5am walks around the veteran's park are weird but also his reaction? I really thought it was over the top. He stormed off and went to shower saying I ruined his entire day.

When he got out he started avoiding and ignoring me. Even when I talk to him directly. he went to work and refused to respond to my calls.

Really, I'm at a loss like maybe it was something I said about his walks. but I really don't know. he's sulking nonstop as of now and I'm literally about to lose my mind. AITA?

Apologize to your wife, op

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


What's a sleeveless t-shirt? A vest?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

a lowtax shirt

precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


Chicken Butt posted:

This is good; you want to minimize your visibility when you’re walking around in the pre-dawn darkness of the pedestrian-hostile, often sidewalk-free hellscape of American exurbia.

i live in the middle of downtown, there's a billion street lights everywhere

i feel you though, i would deffo not have walked around dressed like that in the dark, as people would likely have thought i was concerned with burgling

precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


mudskipp posted:

What's a sleeveless t-shirt? A vest?

have you seriously never seen sleeveless t-shirts, they sell them at target

it's already literally 95 degrees during the day here :(

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


Colonel Cancer posted:

a lowtax shirt

Took me a minute to get that. Grim chuckle

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


precision posted:

have you seriously never seen sleeveless t-shirts, they sell them at target

it's already literally 95 degrees during the day here :(

No. All my clothes are old and I like sleeves. Also I come from a strange place with shops that have different names

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god please help me
Jul 9, 2018



you're going to get beaten up and murdered walking around out late by 30-50 feral hogs, op

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