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no no i do not need my receipt no!!! never! not for a... a... a bottle of water!!! who in fact does need receipts for that??? especially if you see me like every day. i stop here for gas every day. every day! and if i'm just buying a bottle of water, i definitely never need the receiptp please it has to stop just stop asking thank you
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precision posted:no You buy a bottle of water every day? And gas??? You're the reason the planet is dying, op
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May 15, 2022 18:32
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Lucky Guy posted:You buy a bottle of water every day? And gas??? You're the reason the planet is dying, op 
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May 15, 2022 18:43
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i just randomly take a receipt every now and then to spice life up like aye why not, i will have a receipt thank you
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May 15, 2022 18:43
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Official recipt --------------++++ Bottle of water x.xx$ Penis servicing. x.xx$ Tot. X.xx$ Is that yours op? I found it on the floor.
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May 15, 2022 18:43
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for every person like you there is a boomer who will get mad at the person behind the counter for forgetting to ask them if they want a receipt
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May 15, 2022 18:51
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Why not op
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May 15, 2022 18:52
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can I get an NFT for this bottle of water? It's the only true way to demonstrate ownership.
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May 15, 2022 19:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPq0-8dyl8I
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May 15, 2022 19:42
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Revins posted:for every person like you there is a boomer who will get mad at the person behind the counter for forgetting to ask them if they want a receipt
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May 15, 2022 20:02
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nah, im good
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May 15, 2022 20:05
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I hosed the receipt
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May 15, 2022 20:06
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I used to always get a receipt when I was really tight on money so I could enter what I was spending into my budgeting tracker and make sure I wasn't overspending.
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May 15, 2022 20:07
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This was funnier when it was a Mitch Hedberg bit.
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May 15, 2022 20:23
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Shadow0 posted:I used to always get a receipt when I was really tight on money so I could enter what I was spending into my budgeting tracker and make sure I wasn't overspending. these days you can just do that in your bank app or on a notes app on your phone or whatever
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May 15, 2022 20:32
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Why do you buy a single bottle of water everyday OP?
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May 15, 2022 20:32
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As god of all of time and space I was just about to end conceptual suffering but instead I guess ill just do away with paper receipts. This time tomorrow they should no longer exist and if you bring it up no one will know what youre talking about youre welcome OP
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May 15, 2022 20:39
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lmao bottled water. enjoy your microplastics loser oh wait they're in my water too
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May 15, 2022 20:40
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STABASS posted:lmao bottled water. enjoy your microplastics loser Prob my favorite avatar on this site
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May 15, 2022 20:41
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Hey guys I am somehow aware enough to know I buy a bottle of water every day but not aware enough to buy like a $4 thermos and just put water in it once a day when I leave. You should also politely decline the receipt when you purchase your $4 thermos.
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May 15, 2022 20:56
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Just send all your receipts to me if you're going to be such a crybaby about it.
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May 15, 2022 21:00
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if you keep some receipts then you can leave them around your home and vehicle, and then if you need to cheer yourself up at anytime, you can make a little paper plane 
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:if you keep some receipts then you can leave them around your home and vehicle, and then if you need to cheer yourself up at anytime, you can make a little paper plane you could do that with old world paper money now that it's worthless and we're switching to digital promise coins
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May 15, 2022 21:29
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counterpoint, the receipt from home depot i found in my trash proved that the termite exterminators who were here yesterday replaced my toilet with another toilet the exact same size but with a joke hole that's just for farts
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May 15, 2022 21:33
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Stop making threads OP.
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May 15, 2022 21:36
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May 15, 2022 21:41
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Receipts really should be an on-demand thing. Just a bunch of extra pollution that most people don't even want in the first place. Although if a bunch of coastal states did this, Texas and Florida would probably respond by making them mandatory.
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May 15, 2022 21:42
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how hard is it to say: No thank you?
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May 15, 2022 21:47
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how hard is it to say: No thank you? precision is very smart
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May 15, 2022 21:55
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Peggy Edson posted:precision is very smart true, but, how does this matter about what we were talking about?
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May 15, 2022 21:59
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how hard is it to say: No thank you? the point is that it's a microaggression and op shouldnt have to suffer them to get on with his day to day water bottle and gas buying life
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May 15, 2022 22:02
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cashiers don't give a poo poo about what you do or don't need. they ask because that's the routine and it is easier than having, god forbid, a conversation about receipts after the transaction. are you gonna ask if stuff is free if they don't ring it up next, you worthless loving cracker? i haven't worked retail in 20 years and i still hate the op, specifically.
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May 15, 2022 22:14
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:the point is that it's a microaggression and op shouldnt have to suffer them to get on with his day to day water bottle and gas buying life I think I hate you with every strand of my life.
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May 15, 2022 22:15
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but without the receipt how are you going to know how much sales tax you paid at the end of the year when you itemize your deductions?
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May 15, 2022 22:20
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when they ask for an email for an e-receipt, I type in somethingawful.com 
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May 15, 2022 22:26
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Revins posted:for every person like you there is a boomer who will get mad at the person behind the counter for forgetting to ask them if they want a receipt And those of us that have to document our sweet sweet expense account purchases...... Every single one of them. No matter how small. The worst is start pumping gas. Go in and get some coffee on the company dime. Come out, hit the print receipt button on the gas pump, and trudge back inside because it doesn't print. And if they don't ask me, I go full boomer because if I forget I have to argue with accounting for an hour and 20 email exchanges. Don't judge me. The struggle is real.
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May 15, 2022 22:37
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I always ask for my receipt at the gas station so I can write off my expenses for my side job working the glory hole in the men’s room. A little slice of heaven in stall seven!
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May 15, 2022 22:44
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We do not need to bring paper into this transaction.
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Its a habit op
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