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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


So I got an email that said this:

newly registered account guy posted:

Hi, is there any way I could actually delete my account and get a refund? I made the account by mistake and thought I was on a different forum.

I thought this was pretty odd. How does one sign up and pay $10 for a comedy forum "by mistake"? What other site might they have intended to sign up for? No matter the answer, I think we should make them feel at home on these comedy forums and enjoy their completely accidental good fortune.

So yes, that's right Apollo9x19 - this forum is better than whatever other comedy website you thought you were busting out your credit card to join. Stay awhile. If you really don't have fun you can have your :10bux: back but at least come say hi first.

Everyone else, please give them a warm welcome. In 2022 we get new users in all sorts of new ways.

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

I would also like a refund

e: don't delete my account, just give me my money back

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008



Welcome Apollo9x19, you cannot escape

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

welcome Apollo9x19! Tell us what your interests are and we can point you to the best subforum :)

Or just stay here in GBS and chat with all the other goons. This is my favorite forum.

I have something to share with you: I am gay.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


More like ApolLOL!! Ha ha just a little joke, that is not your name!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

I got a birthday on May 19th
You assholes better say Happy Birthday on May 19th

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

😈Satanically👹 Summoned 𖤐 Citrus🍋





Welcome to our cozy little corner of the internet

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Zil posted:

Welcome to our cozy little corner of the internet

you got three and a half days

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009




maybe they wanted to sign up for the [redacted] forums

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




welcome :cheersdoge:

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:


Wedge Regret

I am so sorry!

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008



Hopefully he wasn’t trying to sign up to stormfront or something

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


Refunds are secretly processed through the FYAD sub forum. Start a thread there and they'll help you out.

AKZ
Nov 4, 2009



run

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost


never apologize for anything, then, apologize for everything

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




whatever you do... dont go to coupons & deals.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

pretend to be stupid

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

then actually be stupid

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


Ah he must've tried registering for humor.xvideos.com, happens all the time.

Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000



Pfft, he's no airdisc

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



hi there

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

BONER X posted:

hi there

sup buddy?

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Stay Out of the Basement


hello im your assigned posting buddy. if one of us gets probed we both get probed. don't gently caress this up

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

R.L. Stine posted:

hello im your assigned posting buddy. if one of us gets probed we both get probed. don't gently caress this up

good luck with that friend

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

im drinking

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

im drinking

we have lots of thing to talk about when you're ready

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

we have lots of thing to talk about when you're ready

ok im either making chow mein or going to get mexican or pizza pie for dinner

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






you can tell by the name i knew i was making a mistake, but you don't hear me asking for a refund

(because i didn't know!!! i didn't know i could just ask jeffrey!!!!)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

ok im either making chow mein or going to get mexican or pizza pie for dinner

love it
:wink:

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)


Perhaps he was trying to sign-up for somethingawsome but now he's stuck with something awful!

:imunfunny:

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface


Laopooh posted:

Pfft, he's no airdisc

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

War Wizard posted:

Perhaps he was trying to sign-up for somethingawsome but now he's stuck with something awful!

:imunfunny:

is that what happened to you?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004


Just enjoy the show.


Honestly I think with some coaching Apollo9x19 could be an admin of this site. Maybe even an owner! I believe in them!

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


Honestly for :10bux: there's little lost and lots to be gained if you decide to engage this unworthy forum back, user Apollo9x19. "Mistakes into miracles" is one of the forum's other unofficial mottos, so you'll fit right in if you miss your parents saying it.

edit. honestly
edot esit. I bet that prospective user Apollo9x19 is a carpenter by trade, with preferences for very specific dimensions of lumber.

EVERY TIME GOING fucked around with this message at 02:07 on May 16, 2022

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority


Greetings, you gently caress!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

Apollo9x19 is what the kids are calling covid in 30 years so this is actually a warning to us all that we will not heed because gently caress it all, right?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


They strong prey upon the weak here, Apollo9x19. Take no prisoners.

Apollo9x19
May 14, 2022


gently caress

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

Apollo9x19 posted:

gently caress

hi there friend. we are friends now. forever. =]

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




Apollo9x19 posted:

gently caress

Yo what up

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