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Oppenheimer was a fine rear end shorty
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Can I offer you some turkish delight?
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If you think your closet's something special, try the unlabeled door out the back by the dumpster. Takes you straight to Flavortown.
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May 16, 2022 22:03
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my muslim allegory is also veiled
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Gasmask posted:my muslim allegory is also veiled Veil ur cock with my butt
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May 16, 2022 22:06
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I’ll trade you my cabinet it leads to a mystical realm that sounds legally distinct from yours but far more cynical, depressing, and needlessly edgy. the rulers there used to be ludicrously wealthy private-school spellcasters on Earth, and despite the infinite booze, coke and contraceptive spells they’re all so God-damned mopey I’m gonna choke on all this unearned angst
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May 16, 2022 22:10
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Would watch a movie about a dude just trying to make rent that keeps getting pulled into Christian morality plays.
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May 16, 2022 22:13
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Oh I just had a brilliant idea. Throw your wardrobe in front of a truck see if you can send it to JRPG land.
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May 17, 2022 04:39
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Be like that garbage tech bro who mass imported only one outfit from China. Wear it once and throw it away since you have cargo containers full of replacements.
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May 17, 2022 05:55
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David D. Davidson posted:Oh I just had a brilliant idea. Throw your wardrobe in front of a truck see if you can send it to JRPG land. The last thing any of us want is evangelical animes
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May 17, 2022 13:10
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Get in the closet Shinji, Jesus lion needs you!
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May 17, 2022 13:26
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Just buy new clothes every day to avoid wasting water like that soylent guy he solved this problem years ago. E: Dammit 3 posts up I gotta learn to read before posting
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May 17, 2022 13:39
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When God closes a door he opens an unlicensed toxic waste dumpsite.
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May 17, 2022 13:42
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Throw the Zen koan laundry basket in the wardrobe portal, OP, I'm not sure if it will fix your problem but we have to know what happens.
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May 17, 2022 13:48
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OP: Help! The pixies in my cupboard want to convert me to Jesus! Me: Try this simple and economical solution that is 100% guaranteed to solve your problem. OP: Won't somebody save me from the salvation faeries!
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May 17, 2022 13:48
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take a train journey and go further in and further up, op you'll get to see all your friends again
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David D. Davidson posted:Oh I just had a brilliant idea. Throw your wardrobe in front of a truck see if you can send it to JRPG land. White Witch scheming next to the portal and then just get's demolished by a mac truck doing 75 teleported from just outside rockford IL.
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