Can't Change My Clothes because Wardrobe is Portal to Christian Allegory

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Can't Change My Clothes because Wardrobe is Portal to Christian Allegory

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

I'd say just throw them on the floor, but you know...lava.

# ¿ May 16, 2022 04:06

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 02:43

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

As I understand it, he stops taking you if you think about boys like some common whore. So maybe grow up a little and get horny.

# ¿ May 16, 2022 04:08

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Would watch a movie about a dude just trying to make rent that keeps getting pulled into Christian morality plays.

# ¿ May 16, 2022 22:13

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

When God closes a door he opens an unlicensed toxic waste dumpsite.

# ¿ May 17, 2022 13:42

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