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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
IDK, OP, I’d be carrying a shotgun into said allegory and just mugging people for their clothes. Wait for a satyr to walk by and take his shirt, he can’t compete with modern weaponry. You could have a new free set of clothes each week!

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
OP I spoke to my alcoholic uncle Ted and he said he had this issue once. The solution is to rent a u-haul truck, lay the wardrobe down and just roll around the highways chucking all the roadkill you find into the wardrobe. He said the gnarlier the better. The denizens on the other side of the wardrobe built a permanent rock wall up in less than two days and he added shelves and hangers on the wall, making for a walk-in closet.

Good luck and god bless

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