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IDK, OP, I’d be carrying a shotgun into said allegory and just mugging people for their clothes. Wait for a satyr to walk by and take his shirt, he can’t compete with modern weaponry. You could have a new free set of clothes each week!
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# ¿ May 16, 2022 03:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:26 |
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OP I spoke to my alcoholic uncle Ted and he said he had this issue once. The solution is to rent a u-haul truck, lay the wardrobe down and just roll around the highways chucking all the roadkill you find into the wardrobe. He said the gnarlier the better. The denizens on the other side of the wardrobe built a permanent rock wall up in less than two days and he added shelves and hangers on the wall, making for a walk-in closet. Good luck and god bless
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# ¿ May 16, 2022 03:53 |