How do magnets work? Because they've invented a new one...

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > How do magnets work? Because they've invented a new one...

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

I once built a perpetual motion machine, but once the piss stopped flowing it barely moved at all. I should have known to use magnetic piss

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Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Will this technology make me immortal? I�m not interested if it won�t.

Yes it will but you will have to spend eternity trapped in a scientific lamp.

Wait a minute...

You rub the lamp... and something shoots out...

It's a penis :wth:

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