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Clowns?
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Character Clown
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Jester Clown
Those clowns in congress op!
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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

It turns out there seems to be clowns in many different cultures.

The Mandé ritual clown.



https://www.culturesofwestafrica.com/mande-ritual-clown/

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Wilkins Micawber posted:

Seeking out a Master Clown so I can get a +5 range on my squirty lapel flower and also re-spec my japes & pratfalls

Sorry, too late - they're all dead :(

quote:

Glen Gordon "Frosty" Little (December 5, 1925 – October 26, 2010) was a circus clown who served with the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus for over 20 years. He was one of only four clowns ever to have been given the title "Master Clown" by the Ringling organization.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

How to treat clowns, this is a jester clown but it can be applied to all clowns:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzKo1JPNf4s

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
The sad clown (very rare outside of painting form)

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I learned all I need to know from

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I learned all I need to know from


It’s the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Nigmaetcetera posted:

It’s the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies.

:hmmyes:

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
So would alcoholic clowns be their own section? I say yes.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtOXxH6KVX4

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Clowns, and circus/funhouse stuff in general, creeps me out intensely. I don't think I've ever had a traumatic experience at the circus, I can't explain it, I just get this acute disquieting sensation that borders on physical sickness when people show me clown stuff.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Yvershek posted:

So would alcoholic clowns be their own section? I say yes.

All clowns are alcoholics. Rob Zombie says so and he grew up as a carny so I believe him.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

clussy

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013





You're late.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyGy_rp820s

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
How about most frightening of clowns, clown ministry clowns. After you see one of these people, the next time you see a clown the question enters your head: am I going to be delighted by rather athletic physical humor, or will this just be a couple minutes of tepid juggling before the evangelical hard-sell? More frightening than anything Stephen King ever wrote.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy



Krussy

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

You forgot rear end clowns, OP.

And the sad crying clown in an iron lung. I always wanted one :allears:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Yvershek posted:

So would alcoholic clowns be their own section? I say yes.

I say yes, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uT1sQrIozI

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
There's also the infamous parasitic clown that sneaks up on and lays eggs in other clowns shoes and pockets

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

hell yeah

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
You forgot the biggest clown.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Clowns are so wild, man. I mean painting they face?
Big rear end hair?
Acting all crazy?!

What the hell!?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

the elusive bloodclown

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



You didn’t mention all the clowns in Congress.

What a bunch of clowns

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Ralph Hurley posted:

You didn’t mention all the clowns in Congress.

What a bunch of clowns

a new type of clown: this clown

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
clowns work harder than anyone in congress

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Killer ones from outer space

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Ralph Hurley posted:

You didn’t mention all the clowns in Congress.

What a bunch of clowns

It's a poll option in the OP.


Mobile clown spotted.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

I see the fabled Punchinello is missing from this list. A critical misstep OP.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

No Clownfish?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Big Beef City posted:

No Clownfish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imr8WKuqFZo

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Sometimes their noses are horns

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

No Clownfish?

That's a kind of fish, not a kind of clown. Like how a hotdog is a kind of dog not a kind of hot.

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Is there a specific type of clown for fancy dress occasions?

Are there clowns that clown for other clowns?

Yes. They're called politicians. Biden is currently chairman of their organization.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

You Are A Elf posted:

You forgot rear end clowns, OP.

This might be because they come from a broken home; based on experience dads are the only ones that can perceive rear end clowns.

Some routines dads claim rear end clowns commonly perform:

-parking\driving wrong
-mowing wrong
-being at your dad's work wrong
-generally pissing your dad off

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
i have been instantly clowned by turk pipkin

Non Krampus Mentis
Oct 17, 2011

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
When I was a little kid I wanted nothing more than to go to Clown College.

Now I just shitpost.

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Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Don't forget ministry clowns. Evangelizing and clowning, two great tastes that taste great together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKP4MOnkff0

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