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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Nothing in this game has as much character as Female Rune Knight B, and it is a sign of completely misaligned priorities that they don't get lines.

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

it's definitely a odd decision to not introduce the real main character until after the first chapter.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

what the gently caress allie

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Y'know, it's funny. In a lot of these portrait sets the female variations tended to be more interesting or have more character, but this time I think the guys got all the fun.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

I'd honestly prefer we were fighting Emel here. She's the villian we've got more attachment to.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Gilgamesh255 posted:

...thanks Yuma. Thanks. No, really, I don't mind that you're having an existential crisis, completely forgetting that Santa Claus is right there. :sigh:

Yuma's been incredibly useless. Every W the guy's had is either off-screen or in a combat simulator and every L has been big and on-screen.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

So we're gonna find Yuma critically injured, alive enough to stick into a sci-fi healing tank only to burst out and go dragon at the worst possible time, huh. Dude has zero chance of actually winning here.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

What an intensely unsatisfying boss design. You're not going to feel clever at all if you beat him via the intended result, and the secondary path of burning him down in a orgy of DPS isn't going to be satisfying because that's every single fight.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!


Even here at the end of time, Valerie has the right face for all occasions.

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Valerie died, and nobody will know of her greatness. Please everyone, a moment of silence for our eternal tragic heroine, Valerie.

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