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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > hbag blog thread 2
 
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

fart simpson posted:

neither am i, mate
:same:

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jonny 290 posted:

my name was coined at a goth drinkup in the spring of 99
when you hit on a good u/n you stick with it.

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Stringent posted:

so why haven't you changed yours yet???
initially it was to spite tori but we have since buried the hatchet. now i'm just waiting for kenny loggins to do something incredibly awful and irredeemable. maybe he'll die before that happens and i'll have this on lock

* # ¿ May 18, 2022 14:25
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

hbag posted:

why does bottled water have a "best before" date. it's loving water
on the record, it's for quality control purposes

off the record, probably leaching/microplastics

* # ¿ May 18, 2022 14:37
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

hbag posted:

brand new bottled water also tastes disgusting but im drinking it because i dont have anything else rn
sorry to hear about your dasani

* # ¿ May 18, 2022 14:42
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 the only time i drink bottled water is if i'm at a hotel. otherwise i have two refillable bottles used with the reverse osmosis filter plumbed into our kitchen sink. or i kill myself slowly with cans of bubly instead. i'm in no hurry

* # ¿ May 18, 2022 14:44
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

hbag posted:

actually its some poo poo called "harrogate" because the vending machine gave me that instead of the loving lucozade i wanted to buy
i have no way of telling if you made up one or both of those lol

* # ¿ May 18, 2022 14:46
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 officially, at least in canada, expiration dates are only legally binding/meaningful for baby products like formula and prepared food

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jonny 290 posted:

lol @ title
* # ¿ May 18, 2022 15:08
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