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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


halo has a sex scene, he is loving in this sex scene.

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


EorayMel
May 29, 2015



if you posted this in imp zone you would get 7 people emptyquoting "ban" and/or :gas:

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


aluminumonkey
Jun 19, 2002

Reggie loves tacos

This motherfucker has been saving earth for the past 20 years. Let the man get his dick wet.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







EorayMel posted:

if you posted this in imp zone you would get 7 people emptyquoting "ban" and/or :gas:

That’s any post in imp zone though

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


halo is the green guy. i saw a drawing where he fucks metroid

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



is halo a robot or a guy? this is pertinent to whether i care, op

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That’s any post in imp zone though

imp zone is the meanest place on this forum. i posted a screenshot from suikoden there once and they bullied me into having an eating dis order (previously, i was eating in dat order)

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



kntfkr posted:

imp zone is the meanest place on this forum. i posted a screenshot from suikoden there once and they bullied me into having an eating dis order (previously, i was eating in dat order)

you can suikodeez nuts bitch

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


:qqsay:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

Konnichiwa, darin!

Right now:

GBS - 692 users browsing
Imp Zone - 22 users browsing


More like limp zone!!!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


buncha bullies

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


Master Queef

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Finally we get to see halo's dick and balls

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


EorayMel posted:

if you posted this in imp zone you would get 7 people emptyquoting "ban" and/or :gas:

Fun story about imp zone: it sucks super hard

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




Mooey Cow posted:

Finally we get to see halo's dick and balls

talk about a micro-transaction.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


Mister Chief had sex with the alien on Halo and now the Alien is preggers with him baby and the Halo want the baby the baby is the key to the Halo but the alien won't give up the Baby so Master Chief will have to get his baby from the alien tune in next week

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


there was a girl halo in dead or alive once but her boobs didn't even jiggle so yeah right get real

grenade throw was a cool move tho

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


"Look out" Sighed the Alien and Chief ducked as the baby flew right past him
"That was close" he said
"I know I threw it to distract Halo" Said the Alien who was also really hot
"Ok said master Chief"
"Let's do it" they yelled together, now was their chance to win.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





Master Beef(injection)

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.





Buglord

Does he have holo sex with the blue hologram lady? Is he in the suit? Does he leave the jelmet on?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

kntfkr posted:

halo is the green guy. i saw a drawing where he fucks metroid

:eyepop:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

Konnichiwa, darin!

kntfkr posted:

halo is the green guy. i saw a drawing where he fucks metroid

This is outrageous.


Everyone knows Samus is married to Doom Guy.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.




its all nice on rice posted:

Does he have holo sex with the blue hologram lady? Is he in the suit? Does he leave the jelmet on?

Nah, he barely wears his armor at all in the show and he hates the hologram lady because shes literally implanted into him

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



Here's the halo sniper rifle irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FMeG60vLfQ

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

It would be cool if after halo banged the hotnchick he tbagged her just like in the video game!!!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Meme Poker Party posted:

This is outrageous.


Everyone knows Samus is married to Doom Guy.

doom guy (his name is Skyler) is married to the sea (of blood)

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009




thanks ian, more good content

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



you think samus ever turns into a ball and goes into doom guy's rear end

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


doing the pause screen move the camera around thing in Smash 64 so that metroid was firing dildos into princess peach's pikachu

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Halo's real name is John btw.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



does he gently caress Microsoft Cortana?

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.



Thanks now I'm on Bidens watch list

EDIT: Do we know what Doomguys real name is? Is it John also?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Samus doesn’t gently caress any of those guys because she’s my waifu!!!1

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





Outpost22 posted:

Thanks now I'm on Bidens watch list

EDIT: Do we know what Doomguys real name is? Is it John also?

its john romero and he's gonna make you his bitch

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

Konnichiwa, darin!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Samus doesn’t gently caress any of those guys because she’s my waifu!!!1

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Outpost22 posted:

Thanks now I'm on Bidens watch list

EDIT: Do we know what Doomguys real name is? Is it John also?

It's Skyler

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Meme Poker Party posted:

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.



….oh….

My galaxy….is…no longer at peace…:(

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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short




This is a bunch of baloney. John halo can’t get it up any more. This is canon. It’s one of the basic facts about the halo universe that every fan knows

Terrible work, netflix

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