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Does captain halo take his armor off or does a little compartment open to let his space hog out?
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John Halo has no dick, it's all part of imperial space marine conditioning
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May 18, 2022 20:48
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Does he gently caress Cortana or Siri?
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May 18, 2022 20:52
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sure hope Good Omens 2 has a sex scene with halo 
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May 18, 2022 21:09
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I can't believe Master Halo cheated on his e-waifu!
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May 18, 2022 21:10
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there's no way John Halo has all that sweet robo armour and it doesn't come with a honking big robo-dong
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May 18, 2022 21:32
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Meme Poker Party posted:I'm sorry you had to find out this way. .... Y'know what, yeah, this makes sense.
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May 18, 2022 21:49
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They're waiting for you gordon... in the sex chamber.
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May 19, 2022 01:55
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Needler? I barely know her!
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May 19, 2022 02:03
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Wait, since when can TV shows show sex?!
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May 19, 2022 02:17
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RIP Juan Rico Harlos
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May 19, 2022 02:34
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wtf is imp zone
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May 19, 2022 02:36
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stratdax posted:wtf is imp zone It’s like goons with spoons but for video games
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May 19, 2022 02:39
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I thought it was canon that the suit just jerks him off nonstop
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May 19, 2022 02:56
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So does he gently caress Tali?StarkRavingMad posted:I thought it was canon that the suit just jerks him off nonstop The exact opposite actually, it's constantly edging him so that his blue balls will boost his frustration and testosterone levels.
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May 19, 2022 02:59
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The gun represents his penis and the obviously male coded aliens represent his deeply hidden homosexual desires. Any questions?
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May 19, 2022 03:04
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stratdax posted:wtf is imp zone it's like the movie Heathers but with nerds
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May 19, 2022 03:05
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StarkRavingMad posted:I thought it was canon that the suit just jerks him off nonstop This isn't true for Halos or the Warhammer space marines. You'd have to go all the way back to the original Robert A. Heinlein stories (the jackoff machine is an author self-insert).
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May 19, 2022 03:06
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Chaos has jackoff marines
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May 19, 2022 03:07
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The internet tells me that Doom Guy is married to Isabelle from Animal Crossing, not Metroid
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May 19, 2022 03:07
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the halo man doesn't have a dick or vagina, or in fact any orifice that can be penetrated or stimulated.
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May 19, 2022 03:09
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i wonder who will voice john halo now that bobcat goldwaithe is dead
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May 19, 2022 03:10
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"I'm going to give the Covenant back their cum."
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May 19, 2022 03:11
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If you blast your spacenut through the center of a halo it destroys the halo. It’s in the secret ending of Halo 3 that you guys probably weren’t good enough to get.
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May 19, 2022 03:13
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kntfkr posted:i wonder who will voice john halo now that bobcat goldwaithe is dead Gilbert Gottfried E: gently caress
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May 19, 2022 03:14
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Devils Affricate posted:The internet tells me that Doom Guy is married to Isabelle from Animal Crossing, not Metroid Doom Guy and Metroid got divorced. He had a big midlife crisis to try and recapture his youth. You have to give him credit for the results (he's looking great these days), but their marriage couldn't take it. They still shared custody of Halo until Halo was old enough, tho. Pretty amicable divorce, all things considered.
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May 19, 2022 03:15
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I always wondered if halos ballsack just clanked around in his cod piece or if it was held in place by alien technology.
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May 19, 2022 05:01
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Real hot dog in a hallway situation, trying to gently caress a halo.
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May 19, 2022 05:05
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There's no way people loving halos isn't a thing
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May 19, 2022 05:07
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its all nice on rice posted:Does he have holo sex with the blue hologram lady? Is he in the suit? Does he leave the jelmet on? he fucks a prisoner he's guarding. that's legal to do in the future and several states in the current year as well 
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May 19, 2022 05:14
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it's master chief, not master bate
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May 19, 2022 05:35
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Colonel Cancer posted:There's no way people loving halos isn't a thing 
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May 19, 2022 05:38
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stratdax posted:wtf is imp zone Video games
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May 19, 2022 06:33
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Shinjobi posted:Video games I like video games
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May 19, 2022 06:52
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The official Jennifer Lopez game J-Lo
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May 19, 2022 07:17
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Apparently they’ve got a ‘silver timeline’ Kelvinversey copout where the lean mean super soldier juice didn’t asexualise the Spartans as a side effect and they had to use some kind of pellet specifically for that and Silver Chief’s pellet is wonky or missing because he’s also disobeyed non-‘don’t-gently caress-the-POW’ orders beforehand. I hate that I somehow learned this. Also because of the compressed timeline of events fans have surmised that Johnny getting his V-card punched is why Reach falls. Big Beef City posted:Mister Chief had sex with the alien on Halo and now the Alien is preggers with him baby and the Halo want the baby the baby is the key to the Halo but the alien won't give up the Baby so Master Chief will have to get his baby from the alien tune in next baby AHHHHHHHHH
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May 19, 2022 07:17
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john halo pays child support
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May 19, 2022 07:28
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I remember Halo. I played it when it first came out *checks notes* 22 years ago 
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May 19, 2022 07:47
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The season finale just came out. The woman Chief had sex with used a Forerunner artifact to drag him into the (implied) Domain. She refused to release him, and since the Master Chief's body was lying catatonic mid-battle, one of Chief's Spartan squadmates shot her dead to wake him up. RIP Makee. Rode a giant muscular dick, then died. She had a silly name, but she was really cute.
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Why would you spoiler that? This thread, this forum, needs to know
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