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Sagebrush posted:Wake up, cocaine, bourbon, cocaine, fettuccine alfredo, cocaine, chivas regal, acid, oysters, champagne, cocaine, grass to take the edge off, ready to work
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Jan 24, 2023 23:25
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KidDynamite posted:wake up. cpap machine hygiene. brush teeth. slam some adderall. poop. workout. japanese study cooldown. breakfast. shower. any chores that need to be done.
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Jan 24, 2023 23:25
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Sagebrush posted:Wake up, cocaine, bourbon, cocaine, fettuccine alfredo, cocaine, chivas regal, acid, oysters, champagne, cocaine, grass to take the edge off, ready to work s/chivas regal/more bourbon/ s/oysters/scotch egg/ s/champagne/pbr/ and you have my morning
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Jan 24, 2023 23:26
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https://twitter.com/skooookum/status/1615755389596798976
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Jan 24, 2023 23:28
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wake up. open palm slam. vhs. every move. hard. whooshing sounds. mess up. say it. class. immature jerks. lines. lonely apartment. shout. wind down. lift.
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Jan 24, 2023 23:28
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Woke up, fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up, I noticed I was late Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
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Jan 24, 2023 23:29
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KidDynamite posted:wake up. cpap machine hygiene. brush teeth. slam some adderall. poop. workout. japanese study cooldown. breakfast. shower. any chores that need to be done. how is this possible
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Jan 24, 2023 23:33
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everyone's different and i won't judge but i cannot recall anytime in my life i did not sleep until the absolute last second i had before doing anything
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Jan 24, 2023 23:34
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Share Bear posted:everyone's different and i won't judge but i cannot recall anytime in my life i did not sleep until the absolute last second i had before doing anything
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Jan 24, 2023 23:36
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Share Bear posted:everyone's different and i won't judge but i cannot recall anytime in my life i did not sleep until the absolute last second i had before doing anything i specifically set my alarm to give me extra time for my morning routine because rushing around in the morning makes me feel bad all day
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Jan 24, 2023 23:37
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Pour up. Head shot. Sit down. Stand up. Pass out. Wake up. Faded. Faded.
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Jan 24, 2023 23:37
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mystes posted:I have managed to get up early and exercise in the morning before work maybe like 10 times in my life. i like exercising after work, it helps with the stress of the day
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:i specifically set my alarm to give me extra time for my morning routine because rushing around in the morning makes me feel bad all day
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Jan 24, 2023 23:38
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Share Bear posted:everyone's different and i won't judge but i cannot recall anytime in my life i did not sleep until the absolute last second i had before doing anything
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Jan 24, 2023 23:39
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last week i managed to wake up a little early so i could put dinner in the slow cooker but forgot why i was up early and just made coffee
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Jan 24, 2023 23:41
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Sagebrush posted:Wake up, cocaine, bourbon, cocaine, fettuccine alfredo, cocaine, chivas regal, acid, oysters, champagne, cocaine, grass to take the edge off, ready to work ideal state
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Jan 24, 2023 23:41
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rotor posted:wake up, brew coffee, poop, drink coffee, sleepwalk through workday, become fully conscious around 3 or 4pm, eat dinner, live my best life until around midnight. actual state
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Jan 24, 2023 23:41
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rotor posted:wake up, brew coffee, poop, drink coffee, sleepwalk through workday, become fully conscious around 3 or 4pm, eat dinner, live my best life until around midnight. wake up, brew coffee, drink coffee, ideally poop if my digestive system is in a good mood which is probably isn't, sleepwalk through workday, become tired by 3 or 4pm, eat dinner, procrastinate exercising, try to sleep with mixed results.
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Jan 24, 2023 23:45
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Share Bear posted:everyone's different and i won't judge but i cannot recall anytime in my life i did not sleep until the absolute last second i had before doing anything i have not been able to do otherwise since home roni started
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Jan 24, 2023 23:50
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Share Bear posted:everyone's different and i won't judge but i cannot recall anytime in my life i did not sleep until the absolute last second i had before doing anything i have a dog.
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Jan 24, 2023 23:50
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post hole digger posted:i have a dog. rip
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Jan 24, 2023 23:52
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wake up shower take meds get dressed give cat meds leave
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Jan 24, 2023 23:54
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wake up, slam adderall, go back to sleep, wake up, look at phone, get out of bed, look at bad screen, look at good screen, go to bed
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Jan 24, 2023 23:59
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<page flap noise> itchy. tasty.
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Jan 25, 2023 00:05
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Beeftweeter posted:also once we adopted eggy it became kinda pointless to make the bed anyway lol PJ loves to dig in the bed and make a big nest of the blankets. it is very annoying, and bad for the comforters/duvet covers, but very cute
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Jan 25, 2023 00:06
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my dog likes to sleep in and then mosey down for brekkie by like 1030 or 11 he’s a very chill Labrador all things considered lol
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:my dog likes to sleep in and then mosey down for brekkie by like 1030 or 11 this is insane to me lmao
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Jan 25, 2023 00:13
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CPColin posted:I've gone too far and now the user wants to Zoom to figure it out Now the user is saying they couldn't find the thing they wanted to remove so they started adding it to other things to see if that would change anything. Just follow the loving procedure aaaaaaa Now I have to jump in and I'm not even daring to ask whether they're using Test or Prod here.
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Jan 25, 2023 00:22
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Achmed Jones posted:PJ loves to dig in the bed and make a big nest of the blankets. it is very annoying, and bad for the comforters/duvet covers, but very cute lol yeah zeus liked to make little forts out of the blankets   i think eggy is too small to do that though, he usually just steals pillows he likes his beds better anyway 
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Jan 25, 2023 00:30
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CPColin posted:Now the user is saying they couldn't find the thing they wanted to remove so they started adding it to other things to see if that would change anything. Just follow the loving procedure aaaaaaa rip
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Jan 25, 2023 00:40
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post hole digger posted:this is insane to me lmao he’s a very good boy  he does steal my spot when I get up for work, so that probably helps. sometimes ill go upstairs to grab my glasses or put socks on and hes on my pillow, somehow with covers over him, snoring
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Jan 25, 2023 00:41
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dogs are horrid pillow thieves but i cant really blame them
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Jan 25, 2023 00:47
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cls: got that 2nd opinion from another dentist on having to get six crowns over the next year or so. No disagreement from them stupid goddamn expensive acidic minefield of a mouth aaagh  (e) this is gonna cost almost as much as the loving abdominoplasty last year 
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Jan 25, 2023 00:49
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this guy is more comfortable than any of us ever will be lol
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Jan 25, 2023 00:53
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They were of course on Prod because they didn't know the Test password. (It's the same, because everything here is dumb all the time.)
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Jan 25, 2023 01:00
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Ciaphas posted:cls: got that 2nd opinion from another dentist on having to get six crowns over the next year or so. No disagreement from them  glg 
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thanks. in the end it beats getting six root canals so i guess i can't get too beat up about it
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Cat Face Joe posted:how is this possible i go to bed around 10 and wake up at 5. i'm very lucky i was able to keep this schedule while quitting ambien cold turkey. and the schedule does get messed up because i have adhd. but i return to it. it's like a comfort blanket now. working out needs to happen first thing or i make too many excuses.
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I don't think I'll ever be able to understand the idea of waking up at 5 in the loving morning as being "like a comfort blanket"
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