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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

post hole digger posted:

i do love when i can say this wasnt my fault though. great that the status checks and vpc analyzer were showing everything green the whole time tho :shepface:

yeah i spun my wheels for 45 minutes before a status updated popped into the rss feed, and then it took me another 15 minutes to notice it (because i am dumb)

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CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
My boss posted in Slack about the outage at about 12:05 and that felt like a good time to start my lunch. Everybody else seemed to agree, because nobody replied!

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

i have decided that i am going to lunch now that aws is dead

the gayest hobbit
Jun 2, 2023

the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.
Dear Lord it started glitching out and I thought I got fired for a second 😭

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Beeftweeter posted:

yeah the futurama movies suck

i like bender's big score a lot (it's the first one, with the jurassic bark retcon and time travel out the wazoo :swoon:)

the rest, not so much

prefect fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Sep 18, 2023

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011
got some bad oranges at the store yesterday :cripes:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

akadajet posted:

lol, sometimes it's best just to let things end on a high note.

The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings was a perfectly lovely ending to the series, and all of the best episodes are from the original run. There's a few decent ones in the later seasons but you wouldn't really be missing anything if you never saw them, unlike some of the original season jokes, which are all time world class.

E.g. how many atmospheres can the ship handle, give me something swarming with parasites, a heart full of neutrality, the laws of science be a harsh mistress, no good it's full of steam....

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Sep 18, 2023

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sagebrush posted:

E.g. how many atmospheres can the ship handle

i still think about this one. love it

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


post hole digger posted:

got some bad oranges at the store yesterday :cripes:

man getting bad fruit feels like utter trash, my sympathy to you

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

prefect posted:

i still think about this one. love it

the Donovan Out of loving Nowhere bit will live as a values guest in my head for the rest of my days

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


from the same episode I am a big fan of "so thats where I left my cigar/that just raises further questions "

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
good news, everyone: https://morbotron.com/



i can't swallow that.
- well, then, good news! it's a suppository!

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011
cjs checked workday and saw i took off all next week and never put it on my calendar. lol. lmao, even.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
nice. get that time off

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Beeftweeter posted:

good news, everyone: https://morbotron.com/



i can't swallow that.
- well, then, good news! it's a suppository!

such a great episode

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

commonly said in my household:

- [paraphrase of] you can't just have your characters say how they're feeling, that makes me feel angry!
- like a balloon and something bad happens

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

what?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



theyre Futurama lines

Lady Radia
Jul 14, 2021

You're gonna have to try a little harder than that.

actually before your time

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

someone needs to watch the classics

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
it's also a star trek reference, so before almost all our times really

Lady Radia
Jul 14, 2021

You're gonna have to try a little harder than that.
huh.

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Beeftweeter posted:

it's also a star trek reference, so before almost all our times really

well.

all of us except rotor, anyway

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

ive seen futurama i just dont remember those lines whatsoever

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

hbag posted:

ive seen futurama i just dont remember those lines whatsoever

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
incidentally i just logged into the hulu live account i was given (its not a trial) and holy hell hulu is complicated now lol

i remember using it when it was free via boxee and just had like 8 shows

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

i sometimes watch the slow train channel on pluto

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

i don't remember what it was called but besides "the late phillip j. fry" i liked the one with the time machine too. cracking a beer while watching time end felt very appropriate

just slow it down. i'll shoot hitler out the window.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
cjs: emailing my manager "please just loving lay me off, christ"

:suicide:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
82 degrees on thursday. id hoped wed left this nonsense behind us for the year.

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

President Beep posted:

id hoped wed left this nonsense behind us for the year.

i was thinking the same thing, but then you posted!!!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

well-read undead posted:

i was thinking the same thing, but then you posted!!!

:owned:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
Im like that one dudes torture device from the new hellraiser. my bad posting frequency is sporadic in that you never get used to the agony it causes. :teisted:

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

President Beep posted:

82 degrees on thursday. id hoped wed left this nonsense behind us for the year.

hey wait a minute, it's not thursday!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

President Beep posted:

Im like that one dudes torture device from the new hellraiser. my bad posting frequency is sporadic in that you never get used to the agony it causes. :teisted:

this is how you defeat the e borg

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
ernest borgnine?

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


President Beep posted:

Im like that one dudes torture device from the new hellraiser. my bad posting frequency is sporadic in that you never get used to the agony it causes. :teisted:

see, I was thinking the machine from princess bride

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
Tried to make Pineapple fried rice but not only were the pineapples absolutely terrible at frying rice (they kept trying to use metal on a non-stick surface), but I think I got an off brand of dark soy sauce. It had a kind of metallic tang to it. Yospos, tell me your go-to brand so I can do better than grabbing randomly at what looks like it has to be re-faced often.

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

i usually purchase lee kum kee for dark soy

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

dioxazine posted:

i usually purchase kum
same

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