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Jonny 290 posted:im not only spoilering this link but also breaking it in not one but two spots. if i get banned still, i'll take my whuppins and leave 
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hbag posted:is this the rest of my life hbag:  yospos: 
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quarantinethepast posted:There is no heaven or hell, just a menu screen. Continue? Pressing Alt-F4 to escape Samsara.
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cls was all set to go cut the lawn and hedges, just looked outside and it's pissing it down for the first time in a week, welp back to reading my book on the sofa, what can ya do!
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Surprise T Rex posted:Thanks goons. Yeah 83k puts me in like the 95th percentile or so for UK incomes, just get a skewed perspective lurking yospos and SA in general because y'all talk about 250k plus stock plus signing bonus and six free blowjobs a week kinda comp. also if you have an accident or a health hitch it's not going immediately zero your net worth.
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I've been using pandemic-related passwords since March 2020, and so far something new has popped up in the news about every four months just as our password expiry messages get sent out.
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:RIP Tallywackers  quote:Carhops in Dallas, Texas 1940 
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I have my wind speed set to Beaufort. Beaufort Deez Nutz
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learned today you can grow rhubarb sweeter than usual if you lock it in a dark shed and only illuminate it by candlelight https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20190424-the-english-vegetable-picked-by-candlelight and it grows fast enough that you can hear it https://soundcloud.com/rhubarb-rhubarb-rhubarb/a-mass-of-popping-rhubarb
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CPColin posted:I saw a black bear cub once and could not see or hear the mother, so that made me pretty nervous for a few minutes Oh man you missed out, shoulda just scooped it up  https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r9oz344Ny21s1vn29.mp4
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Roosevelt posted:who was the first person to look at a lobster and think "i'm gonna eat that thing"  
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3D Megadoodoo posted:My biggest fan, about 25 years old, is making a lot of noise. sign them an autograph
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CPColin posted:and his parents gave him a Pepsi to chug, lol Hypoglycaemic Tendencies
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C Food S: fucks sake I made my fried rice today and decided it needed a little something extra so chopped four pineapple rings into eighths and put it in with the shrimp + lardons to cook down, crisp off and pass a little flavor across - this bit came out nice, a bit of sweet in a bite occasionally brightened the whole meal. The 'Fucks Sake' comes from me making it all the way through cooking, onto the plate and half eaten before I realise I forgot the loving EGGS. Who makes a wok stir fried rice with no eggs!? edit: I've also been grating in a thumb of skinned fresh ginger with the garlic to go with the shrimp + bacon, the prawns pick up a lot of flavor from this as well as the garlic. NoneMoreNegative posted:Serves one large, hungry man NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Jun 29, 2022 |
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A-MERICA, A-MER-I-CA DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT https://twitter.com/actualnames1/status/1544076605038833664
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HamAdams posted:more of a gladiator kind of guy rotor, annoyedly 
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bob dobbs is dead posted:shot by some neet-lookin dude w a janky-rear end pipe gun  Maybe if I ditch it real quick they won't notice..? 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The guy ditched the gun because it was literally literally useless at that point. HTH. lmao YOU DROP THE GUN hahah oh its useless now look if I point it at you you can see right down the en
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c garden s: Been putting off trimming the privet hedge round my house as its in full bloom and a riot of honeybees and other bugs, but it got to be hanging like halfway over the public footpath, so time to fire up the strimmer. On what turned out to be the hottest day of the year so far, absolutely cloudless and not a whisper of a breeze. Took me just under an hour and a half to do the job, went through two liters of water to keep from drying out, and now I've had a cold rinse in the shower I definitely have some tight skin on my face and neck that will hopefully brown and not burn. Still plenty blossom left after I'm done, so the bees can keep doing their thing :3
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Jonny 290 posted:anyways i now stan the pro-weed jpop group because i would pay really really good American Bucks to go to hokkaido and spark up a fat cone while snow falls on me on a mountaintop. literally take my money, japan Jonny causing an international incident by being videoed absently-minded puff-passing to a snow macaque that gets loving blitzed and drowns in the hot spring.
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The two thoughts after watching True Detective S1 1) Hey I should read Thacker's 'In the Dust of this Planet' oof that's heavy going 2) Alexandra Daddario 
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tfw u do the 'posh cup of tea pinky finger' only its when you're giving a handy
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rotor posted:little sad you didnt go with ibag /rubs Prep. H on the new account to block it
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DELETE CASCADE posted:no yes yes lol I was going to post Queen Nympho choosing her Orgy Guard from History of the World Pt. 1 but the YouTube thumbnail is a big hairy man-rear end 
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:turn off your monitor! 
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c bed s: lol it was a long day of work yesterday, 6pm I thought Have an hours nap, then get up and make some food - Woke up at 7am today, I must have needed it 
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Control Panel Colin https://forums.somethingawful.com/usercp.php Unless 👀
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lmao our work Intranet has been stuck on the same decaying CMS for probably ten years now, last year we finally got the OK to do the research (but no promise of any funding) into a new CMS / procurement / content updating etc and we got about 80% of the way done and documented - some good work if I do say so, then the lady I was collaborating with moved roles just before Xmas and everything went hiatus. Project was meant to be picked up by the new guy in the role, but I barely heard from him and I have enough other stuff going on that I didn't chase it up, I'm sure he's making progress. I just checked on Teams and he left the organisation last week without any goodbyes. The only time we will get this project sorted is when the old Intranet finally irreparably dies and everyone goes 'Who could have seen this coming!?'
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hbag posted:hdad made a demoscene thing years ago hdad outed as Paul the Apostle
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cjs: the pain is real https://twitter.com/_TommyMason/status/1565376934569283585
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psiox posted:legalize ellie You'll never catch me filthy copper!! 
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hbag posted:how the gently caress is a liquid "dry" you are talking nonsense fucks sake is it not obvious 
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bump_fn posted:lmao fist time drat that was like third date territory back when I were a lad
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graph posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A GIANT HORSEPILL INTO MY FACE. IT'S FISH OIL, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I TAKE IT WITH VITAMINS B, C, AND D. SWALLOWING EVERY PILL AND SWALLOWING EVERY PILL HARD. MAKING GULPING NOISES WHEN I FINISH OR WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE ugh I open-palm six supplements in a go with a swig of water, today the big fish-oil just stuck to the side of my throat and I had to eat a slice of bread to push it down
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Beeftweeter posted:lol dude ibuprofen isnt great for your liver either (but its worse for your stomach lining, which is why its coated). a bro was doing serious Ibuprofen numbers to try and stay on top of a cracked tooth a while back, and as he told it not only did it irritate his stomach lining, but it gave him a churning stomach as well, with the end result of bloodfarts Luckily when they fixed his tooth he could drop off the Ibus and it didn't seem to have any long-lasing effects.
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Vintersorg posted:E: holy gently caress the n vision is sexy as hell theres a few good pics in the Cpunk thread, I like the design a lot edit: NoneMoreNegative posted:
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