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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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I posted to my zoom room buddy that I needed to reboot to update my audio drivers and record audio for the capstone. I dont think I'm coming back.

Well maybe tomorrow I'll come back. Oh and it's old dude's last day, I should send him a message.

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Back when I was doing corp security, back when Disney Infinity and the plastic toys with the RFIDs were the thing, there was a dude who had every scrum master book, cert and Etsy scrum pun on wood placards up on his wall.

Every night I had to send a guard or myself to his office to lock it because he meant it when he said open door policy. I spent a whole year refusing to look up what scrum was because I knew that it would radicalize me.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Cool, looks like Realm of the Mad God. Wishlisted

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahIxbyvuKQs

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Corla Plankun posted:

a startup i used to work for and own private stock in is getting bought and they sent me a bunch of stuff to sign that I do not understand at all

is this a "pay someone to explain it to me" situation? If so, what kind of person should I seek out? I understand this so little that i don't even understand who might be able to understand it.

also is this situation generally good news or bad news? afaik IPO is the good news so I would guess that this is middling/bad?

IPOs make stock number go up and are a opportunity for people to offload their existing stock to someone who is hype to get their money into the company. But if the project you don't work for anymore is something you believe in, you can elect to HODL.

But yes, from the description of the words you saw on these papers this seems like money.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Gnossiennes posted:

cjs: had six hours straight of meetings for the second time this week but at least I was wfh today so i could sleep in a lil.

i told my husband about problems i was having with my manager and he thinks my manager is having mental health issues, but no one else on my team seems to have any problems with him, so I think i'm just an unreliable narrator and bad at reading situations and making mountains out of molehills

The only conflict nowadays is psychic warfare so molehills can and should be cultivated into mountains as long as it furthers your own ends. Just be aware that husband's advice is gonna be more radically filtered by your bias than his own approach to problem solving. Still useful, but you gotta translate back to original language before you do action.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Jonny 290 posted:

im not only spoilering this link but also breaking it in not one but two spots. if i get banned still, i'll take my whuppins and leave

:nms: :nws: https://twitter.com/constrpt/status/15066 60529 611620355 :nms: :nws:

Hehehehe hoohohohoho

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Silver Alicorn posted:

does anyone know how to cope with crushing loneliness

Cultivating a parasocial relationship with someone helps relieve some of it till you find a real social.

But uh... Don't be wierd when you do it. It's not a real relationship, it is a (oh goodness this sounds harsh) product that you purchase. Well, not purchase, but bid for idk it's wierd but #1 thing to remember is "don't be wierd".

Here's an explainer on someone who is being wierd in a parasocial relationship. Also the video maker is also wierd, but on the lower bounds of wierd.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN7PQBt5TMc


Now I'm gonna go see the reaction by 39daph to this exact video. It got clipped and uploaded to YouTube yesterday. I'm not being wierd. That should tell you how wierd of a space this is.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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born on a buy you posted:

lol at yosposters exploring existential philosophy

If we just brute force the answer to happiness it should come eventually

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Vintersorg posted:

i dont think anyoine answered this

i think newegg is alright but double check in SH/SC in the comp building thread for good places

in Canada we go to MemoryExpress

Everytime this site looks like it is shutting down and people make discords the SH/SC Comp Building thread continues it's duty. Like the string quartet on the titanic.

CJS: BULLSHITTIN It is graduation week!

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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If it's good enough for Lapsu$ then its good enough for me

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Fishmech was a contrarian elemental. Every single user on the site could argue with them about everything and anything on every board.

Anyways I bring my whole heart and soul into my posts. My posting enemies shall be destroyed by my power as I type the three power letters:

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Somebody in glenthread is paying to unban Anime Is Trash, anybody have a way to off-site message them?

grieving for Gandalf posted:

if the karmic cost of ewb doing a banme was ait getting hit with a bad ban, I'll pay the $10. how do I do that

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Not here to post about CSPAM, just trying to heal a bad ban.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Mr. Nice! posted:

you are also quite literally at the absolute best time in your life to work out. right now is your peak opportunity. start lifting weights, doing cardio, and eating a lot. you'll gain weight in very good ways while losing fat in the places you want to lose it. by working out now and building a good foundation, you set yourself up for a much happier aging process as your desiccated husk begins to wither and deteriorate.

Even if you like stop doing it later in life, the good work is still there and will be a bulwark against bad aging traits. I had a gun held to my head from 18-24 to get me to run 3 times a day and it really has made the transition to sedentary bunker life less fattening.

Also it is never too late to learn how to breath.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Optimizing theoretical gains by min/maxing attention to differentials in activity.

If you want MAX GAINS yeah, there's a route for that, but lmao don't follow the path to madness just lift a weight or run or do literally anything it is way better than doing nothing.

I'm gonna go stroll around a grave yard today and call that physical training.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Squats are good. I still do the sit squat I learned in Korea whenever I smoke cigs where there isn't a chair. Keeps my legs strong and ready for 3 hour sitting sessions.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Lmao

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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lord fifth posted:

i hate my family knowing that i'm exercising so i tell them i'm going out to have sex and bam no questions asked. try that one hbag

But sex is exercise.

Sexercise

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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It's not my place to comment on my in law's family structure.... But like the patriarch has major land holdings and nobody in the family knows how much is there, not even ball park estimates.

Idk I find this concerning. My older sister was able to wrest control of our meager Asian immigrant family holdings like 5-10 years ago. Shoot, when I was a tween I would be writing my mama's checks for her so we would know what we got and protect it.

But I guess fealty to elders is bigger in America because everybody is straight up afraid to even ask him, all while he brags about liquidating everything to buy fancy thousand dollar bottles of booze, sports cars, and leases to resorts. Generational wealth here is a lie, and the folks who got money in the 80s were told to burn it all rather than leave it to their children. I cannot expect even a single cent to go to his grandchildren. I swear, COINTEL PRO was far to effective on this family.

Gold digger problems~

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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CJS: at the graveyard to tell the dead how jealous I am

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWC106MXUnw

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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akadajet posted:

I can't even remember the guy's name. So good job memory hole-ing him, guys.

Aatrek

fart simpson posted:

there was recently a qcs thread about this thread

Yes, some claim that account belongs to Guy Mann. Looking at the replies and that this happened last time the Sagas thread reopened... Feels consistent with no further research required.

carry on then posted:

maybe skip aabag

Lmao rip hbag.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Protip: put the sticky note under your keyboard in case guests arrive.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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CJS:

https://twitter.com/__provider__/status/1578246831393603585

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Oh man wait until your head realizes there's a body attached to it. Very upsetting realization.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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cjs: I have one now. It comes with two monitors and a laptop.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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KidDynamite posted:

what i miss?

Imp zone asked for more things in the TECH forum. Check lepers colony lmao

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Martin Luther that poo poo to the door friend

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Catpain Slack posted:

Imagine yourself 20 years from now, looking back at the time you quit by nailing a note to the office door of your rear end in a top hat boss.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

I see they’re having a normal one in the leper colony today

LC is the new QCS

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Cjs: looking up how AvidXChange interprets csv files for a specific function. There is no documentation on the website. Gonna have to do searches. Gonna do searches tomorrow, not today tho

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Cjs: got the banking info for new job and I'm just doing Tex Avery style "Awwwooooga" noises at the balances.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Cjs: Found a .pdf manual for AvidXchange on someone else's intranet (that is public and connected to the internet). The purchase order for my training budget is in the pipe.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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I want a discord bot that repeats what other users say, but replaces random nouns with the word "butt".

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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lord fifth posted:

yeah but thats dumb because why would you janitor a program that janitors your big group chat

Hand crafting a mod bot to test the smallest amount of power it needs to go rampant.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Hell yeah!

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Kenny Logins posted:

this tends to suggest your timing was 😗👌. well done comrade

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



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Cjs:

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