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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Fortaleza posted:

All without interstates of course.

sometimes i think i'm going to do this but looking at a 6 hour drive turning into 10 usually restores my senses

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i would really like to take a train trip out to chicago or the northwest sometime just for the ride

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



looking at pictures of trains rn

i took the shinkansen from kyoto to tokyo one morning with a commuter salaryman who shared his breakfast beers with me. that was great

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Tayter Swift posted:

speaking of 80s music rip blade runner soundtrack dude

i kinda taught myself to play chariots of fire on a synthesizer when i was like 7. guy was an amazing composer

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i just submitted some forms to work remotely for ADA and i'm regretting not including "office doesn't have a bidet"

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i miss polish dog

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i like that they list narcan as just one of the many drugs he was regularly taking

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i had a friend when i was a kid who had a big awesome rc monster truck. i think i remember that thing needed like 12 AAs.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Truman Peyote posted:

hi everyone just finished a new comic, this one stupider than ever





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aydB2vrim54&t=169s

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



lord fifth posted:

i'mm like hbag except instead of being 19 and a stoner im 19 and an alcoholic and also already dealing with incompetent computer toucher managers. also after lurking for years i think jonny is neat so yeah yin and yang etc etc

jonny comes from an established yospos pedigree. he's "old yospos" aristocracy. they dont like when "new yospos" comes crashing in and carelessly possing all over the place flaunting all their gauche posts. this Nouveau pos is seen as gaudy and vulgar and lacks the experience and traditions of "old yospos"

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



do people in canada walk around with hockey sticks everywhere they go? thats what my media informs me

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.




lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



bump_fn posted:

pff i know youíre supposed to poo poo in the little baggie they put in the seat pocket

i bring those home for the kids for potty training

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



akadajet posted:

I admire the will not to just slam the brakes to get him off

i'd get on the interstate

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



mystes posted:

I would definitely not assume this and it also doesn't really matter? If someone's on the hood of your car, you need to stop. Even if they don't get off, that doesn't give you the right to just be like "oh whatever I guess I'll just murder this guy."

I honestly don't understand why I need to explain this but I guess americans are already psychopaths and then they're doubly psycopaths when they get behind the wheel of cars?

settle down

fart simpson posted:

ive always wanted to kill someone, i would have taken the opportunity

- yospos

hell yeah

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



if they want to be back in the posting club, they pay the entry fee and get jumped back in. ez. who cares its not a 9000hr probe

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Armitag3 posted:

c pad s: my upstairs elderly neighbours are listening to return of the mac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37YY25vvYho

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i canít watch that one

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i earn over $9000 american dollars an hour and spend 13 hours a day pumping pittsburgh iron. I could crush hbags n00b head betwixt my forearms or thighs

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Truman Peyote posted:

i was pretty intimidated about going to the gym when i first started but in practice everybody just ignores each other when they're there. if you can somehow force yourself to try it, i think it would be worth it.

i saunter around the locker room naked and joke around loudly with the other old guys

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



when my dad took swimming lessons in the 60s the whole class would just hop in the pool butt naked. gently caress!

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



one or more of my neighbors has a wood fireplace and it makes the whole area feel pretty pleasant

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



ive done way worse poo poo on my days off than smoke weed and eat chicagotown microwave pizzas

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



KidDynamite posted:

yeah Iím just going to stick to six.

i think I have really sensitive hands though. getting toast or a pop tart from the toaster hurts. :unsmith:

you could also split the grill and start half of them then wait a few minutes before the other half goes on

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Ellie Trashcakes posted:

That looks like two rotisserie chickens going rear end to rear end

welp. yeah it sure does.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i bet birds would eat fudge stripe cookies if you put them in a feeder, as thats who they were intended for

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



lord fifth posted:

hbag i am begging you to read posters' names and not just look at their avs. please

buy an av loser

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



anyone who says "dudette" is a dweeb. it's just dude

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

For "good music nobody can understand" I also like Tinariwen

Here's a song about navigating the desert with your camel, a fresh goatskin, and your buds:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vACZA9dGvV4

hell yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1YIgwPsX5Q

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Cat Face Joe posted:

"hey fuckres"

fuckers and fuckettes

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



my minnesohhhtan boss uses y'all in emails all the time and i think it's hilarious to imagine with his accent

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



y'all just cool your heels on the davenport and help yourselves to some schlitz in the icebox. we're going to discuss search queries and hahkey, eh?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Captain Foo posted:

you should also embrace fuckoff friday

fuckoff friday began for me in the 90s when i worked at the quick-lube. the boss would come in at 8:03am, bitch about democrats for a few minutes, and then gently caress off to go to the post office/bank, never to return. then Larry would say , "looks like its another fuckoff friday" and we'd all go down in the pit to smoke a bowl

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Pollyanna posted:

cjs job is frustrating me atm for various reasons

itís also a decent day and also a Friday ssssooooooo

fuckoff!

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



all dudes fuckoff today

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



hbag posted:

lol @ mum asking me out of loving nowhere "you wouldnt hurt yourself would you" and then wondering why i get pissed off about it because she does this all the time

me mum thinks im a slowly unfolding catastrophe at all times. when i was like 16 i got busted with weed and she thought i was doing ALL the drugs. i get asked all the time if i'm okay like i have a finger on some kind of terrible button. a few months ago she sent me a card that said something like "late bloomers are ok too" and signed it "thinking of you"

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

My wife and I have been together 20 years and didn't really date anyone beforehand. All our friends tell us dating horror stories and we have literally no frame of reference.

everyone hates dating

my favorite tinder date was first thing the lady asked was my credit score lol. she was a qt tho

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



kick its rear end jonny

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i loving hate strip clubs

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



in my youth i dated a stripper for a long time and it wasnt a great lifestyle for me. a lot of those girls aren't doing too well either. some of them fuckin love it but a lot of those ones are also going too fast. i can't go in strip clubs any more, they're disgusting

that said my favorite strip club memory is right after hs graduation me and a bunch of friends went to one, and one of my friends was a quiet skinny ginger nerd with glasses. he had been given a deece three figgies in grad gifts and he blew it all in like an hour drowning in tits and pussy. we weren't even allowed to buy liquor. i've never seen anyone so happy in my life.

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