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Someone posted "help I lost my methadones on the bus" in a local Facebook group and... he got them back.
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The previous post in the group was some girl whose bag had been stolen near the library and the replies were all "hey shithead you stole my bike how does karma feel" except one which was "you put my bike for sale on Facebook Marketplace before you even stole it!"
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Jun 24, 2022 02:53
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I've seen that movie. Man Clive Owens or whatever his name was is a wooden actor.
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Jun 24, 2022 03:03
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Prices thanks to Obama!
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I'm Smokeskush Weedfood and I'm a mighty pirate (of animes)
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Wait I conflated hbag and smokadustbowl
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Jun 24, 2022 04:37
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It's 7:43, the sun was up at 4:00 or so, what the gently caress do I do in bed?
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Jun 24, 2022 05:43
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:how do you not have blackout curtains installed jerry Well, I'm always either broke or cheap. But yeah it's been light enough to read by sunlight for hours even though I have the curtain drawn. Oh yeah and I have loving massive windows. If I stand on the sill, I can't reach the curtain rods. Yay old-rear end houses.
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Enjoy ur juul and juice, kazinsal
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Jun 24, 2022 05:57
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if u eat enough clam chowder, you get gout fun fact
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Jun 24, 2022 07:39
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you christians sicken me. it's midsummer, not a work day
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Jun 24, 2022 16:32
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Armitag3 posted:payday, oh yes OH YES i prefer 3 musketeers
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Jun 24, 2022 16:47
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who needs a dating/hook-up application when you can have the flu, again!
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i just realized "grindr offer" probably meant grindr wanted them to work for them, not what was on offer in the app
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endlessmonotony posted:They probably prefer both, it's a lot easier to improve the app when you use it. The American work ethic is you piss in a bottle, you gently caress the bottle, if you die on the job they bury you in the bottle.
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Pollyanna posted:cjs I’ve done nothing today. can you blame me? I can. Sure. You did 11.9.. You killed Jimmy Hoffa. You ate the Summer butter!
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Rotor is Wille Rydman
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Do not gently caress the goats TIA
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rotor posted:ugh ok mom you are allowed to gently caress some moms
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Jun 25, 2022 02:02
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I ate two sandwiches.
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FCKGW posted:today work put me on a last minute plane to San Jose to plug in two network cables to a switch. Took a walk along that big old bay y’all got out there, seems nice. Looked up housing prices and put a frown on my face. flight back was delayed two hours so I got drunk at SJC on company’s dime. weird day. My former boss had to take a taxi to Helsinki-Vantaa airport (which is half-way to Russia from here), catch a plane to Barcelona, while carrying a small [redacted] in his carry-on luggage, all while incredibly pissed. Well, he started out royally drunk, I'm sure he was historically hung over when he handed it to the customer.
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i put pickled cucumba slices on the pizza i had for breakfast
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Kenny Logins posted:i did this yesterday (two banh mi). pro af Ozma did u here banh Keny! Lmao gotem
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The Hesburger down the road puts way too much salt on their French potatoes (and I like salt!) so nowadays I just order a hambaga and onion rings. I guess I could complain but gently caress that, complaining never works.
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Jun 26, 2022 06:27
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Kenny Logins posted:could you not ask them to make your potatoes (fries?) with no salt then just add your own to your taste? i mean if mcdonald's can No, I'm Finnish and so are they. Such a thing would be impossible.
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That's not how mayonnaise works.
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Jun 26, 2022 18:39
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Welp, got a message from my sister that they all have been diagnosed with COVID-19, and I have a flu (again). Time to bust out the last home testing kit.
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I like nuggets but they're hella greasy. I mean that's why I like them, but enough is enough.
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Jun 26, 2022 18:47
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The way to make chicken nuggets is as follows: 1) take a chicken 2) nug it
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You can in of the cold food.
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SmokaDustbowl posted:next week I'm going to start calling my apartment management to fix all my poo poo, and if they don't do it I'm gonna start calling tenant protection poo poo Good on you.
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Reminded me to call about the loose light switch on the veranda. I don't use the light this time of the year so it's easy to forger.
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SmokaDustbowl posted:my kitchen lights burned out, and when I went to replace them there was water drops on the bulbs, so something between the floors is wet Bad for you. Water anywhere it's not supposed to be is usually a huge pain in the rear end because it basically always involves tearing poo poo up.
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hbag posted:here's hoping its not corpse juice That’s the best-case scenario. Leaks are worse than a dead body, except for the person who dieded.
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Home Alone (or Yksin kotona) was probably the first movie I went to the city to watch unsupervised, with a classmate.
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My biggest fan, about 25 years old, is making a lot of noise. But it's too hot to sleep without it. E: woah Wilfa is still selling the exact same model, except mine has cool sea-green buttons since it's from the 1990s. I wonder if I can get parts for it! 3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jun 27, 2022 |
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CPColin posted:I hexed everyone. Ah, explains why they're not binary.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:sign them an autograph But but but DSMA?! E; I've actually gotten a fan letter once (an email) for the Mandatory Fun Day comic edits I did on the The Daily What The gently caress forums. It was in Spanish, probably because of my user name there.
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