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mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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i thought the half week before thanksgiving was supposed to be gently caress off and not work time, yet work is Happening

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mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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couldnt pay me to go back to school. dont miss university in the least

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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cjs: nothing happening today, might take a nap and collect paycheck

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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i did, indeed, have a nap today since there was no work to do

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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whats it like to aspirate a pepperoni

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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what is bedtime but an extra big nap?

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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719-266-2837

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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im work today. the usual sunday shift

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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ive been on this support call for 7 hours because the end customer is a buncha clowns that keep loving up their build and didn't have a backup after pushing lovely code to prod

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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jesus WEP posted:

i admit this is a hosed up foodpinion but i only like pistachio as an ingredient in a thing, i do not enjoy l shelling and eating one by itself At All

theyre tasty but having to shell each one gets annoying

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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Beeftweeter posted:

pistachio ice cream owns gently caress the haters

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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pistachio shells have that CRONCH

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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i like butter pecan :ohdear:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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house of pain

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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:ohdear:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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cjs: last day before a VACATION. aint goin anywhere but it'll be nice to not work for a few weeks

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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prefect posted:

cjs: yep, i continue to show exactly why i never get promoted, because i have a stupid, broken, defective brain :smithicide:

:same:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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words to live by

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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sigs off, avs off, monitor off

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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dioxazine posted:

smear some on your boss' chair

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundae_(sausage)

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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that just sounds like military yogurt

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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gently caress work im on vacation now

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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i always see im in those crank candy machines but i usually get cherry sours instead

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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cjs: off vacation and back to work :smith:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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bidets are good, its good to learn to use one

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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graph posted:

i do have an expired redbull in the work fridge, 2013. no one is brave enough to drink it

wait til its 10 years old and then have a sippy

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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graph posted:

well its prolly 10 years old already as it expired in 13

no time like the present to crack it open and taste test that vintage then

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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quiggy posted:

gently caress a job

:yeah:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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back to work today

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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Beeftweeter posted:

among the many things andy dick has to answer for, robbing us of troy mcclure in aquaman is probably somewhere near the top

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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quiggy posted:

actually im a bad poster and u all have the woke mind virus now :twisted:

oh no, i'm woke. am i gonna go broke? :ohdear:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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work sux

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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bump_fn posted:

starbucks coffee is so bad

it really is. burnt-rear end coffee

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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i'll drink it if its somehow all that's available, but i definitely would not pick starbucks as my first choice. having been spoiled by my at-home espresso machine

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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fart simpson posted:

twin peaks is just 30 years old and right at the beginning someone makes coffee in a percolator (!!!) that has a fish in it and the main characters dont seem to be able to tell the difference right away. thgats pre starbucks coffee

i think about that line delivery all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSxNP-1VpjE

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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good kitty :3:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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Pollyanna posted:

cjs: hmmmmm no

:yeah:

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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cjs: work announced layoffs this morning, and i survived the cut

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mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

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ngl, when the ceo email came in, i was nervous and spent all morning worried, then my boss in the first minutes of a team meeting said "no not us, we're safe"

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