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apparently i have forgotten my password. muscle memory has failed me. i have nothing. i am nothing. im gonna go for a walk.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 22:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 19:18 |
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Pollyanna posted:like, it’s gonna be hard to implement if not impossible, be janky and hacky if it ever works, touch a whole bunch of other teams’ domains, piss off a lot of principles, be awful and uncomfortable to use, and be quickly superseded by something that can do it a lot easier and is in fact designed to handle what we want to do. escelate to said principals who will hate it. cut and paste the ticket into an email and cc errebody , and paste choicest responses back into the ticket when you close it.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 00:07 |
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i opened a defect against the docs for a product because they told you to hack the config file directly instead of placing a dropfile in config.d best practices, upstream recommended method, yadda yadda response 1) but what if the customer already hacked it what then?? response 2) whatsa dropfile? response 3) this is going away in 4 releases so is moot in 2 years. plz close. i wrote the change to the doc for them, and put it in the initial report when i opened it. why do i even bother?
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 00:18 |
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no, you cant run a vpn from your coffee shop lab into the private test network. thatll expose it to a whole bunch of stuff we dont want to deal with. oh. you already did. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak me
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 15:52 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I’m done with work in 30min and then I’m going to take the kids outside to look for snakes and salamanders and tree frogs hell yes and cool bugs!
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 17:32 |
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love getting roped into a “Cloud Showcase” because apparently nobody else on the team knows what the pete Cloud even means, much less how one would Showcase it. yea im on vacation for the next 6 months cant help you sorry <add number to block list>
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 21:36 |
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Dick Fontaine posted:cjs: Like clockwork it turns out the new director’s new ideas are terrible. Is this a law of the universe or something? New director = find a new job why do you think they left the last job? nobody appreciated their ideas!!!
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 22:33 |
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man if work is gonna continue to suck like this im gonna start caring even less than i do right now. which is very little. to be clear. not zero, buuuuut like deffo less than 1.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 22:57 |
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someone deleted 20T of data from an nfs mount apparently this is a problem but not for me the correct response would be to yawn at the aggrieved parties and say “i told you so” i however, will go rummaging around the 2 week old backup that i will not admit exists to anyone involved. maybe after my nap.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 16:39 |
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fixin to go open the laptop, look for anything important that needs done, and then retire back to the couch for a morning nap. there wont be anything needs done
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 13:52 |
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cjs worked for 2 hours to understand why 4T becomes 8T when its rsync’d to a different file system. oh: the target inodes are 4k not 512 and the block size is 8M not 256k. lovely. imma take a nap and see if it looks better later
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 16:24 |
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took a nap after lunch, but i am awake now and i do not like it
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2023 18:27 |
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i wonder if the bosses realize that RTO 3 days is just going to mean i do even less on the WFH days ?? its gonna concentrate my givashit onto those three days and the rest…. wooof. yeah dont ask me to do stuff ive got focus time for the next forever send me a note next tuesday or smth.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 23:26 |
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mfers i went into the goddamn office on an effin monday to do a presentation to an executive who had the unmitigated gall to work from home after talking up how great it is for everyone to return to the office imma frink whiskey tilli cant feel ma face now
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 22:58 |
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i have already worked an unreasonable amount for a monday naptime
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2023 18:34 |
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cjs: i released some stuff on github. now i wait for the world to tell me how stupid i am. what they dont know is: i already know im the dumbest mutherfucker on the planet. ha ha!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 02:12 |
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loop through the items in $pkgs and add to new list $missing-pkgs except when the item is “Packages” or “available:”
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 17:58 |
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noice
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 20:43 |
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not dumb enough. rexx
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 20:56 |
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APL its perfect since you can have as many keyboards as you want on an ipad
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 21:05 |
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i really like the stem variables: essentially 1 indexed arrays where item0 is the number of items in the array for i=1 to poops.0 do say ‘poop number ‘poops.i end
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 21:14 |
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…. fuckin teenagers, man. yeah, i hear that. welp, its lookin like whiskey o clock folks.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 22:13 |
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cjs: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu k
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 13:47 |
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The Fool posted:cjs: I was sick over the weekend and actually feel better now but i'm using it as an excuse to not work today wisdom better not to push it too soon yaknow?
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 14:00 |
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minivans are baller as all hell. three rows of captains chairs? yes plz! the only thing missing was AWD for those that live on mountain tops in the northeast but that is a solvable problem for electrics now.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 16:04 |
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no i use mainframes i like infrastructure that works OP
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 16:49 |
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Captain Foo posted:i kinda want to learn more about those environments tbh whatchoo wanna know duder? its like working in a computing archaeology site. you can literally see how new concepts like “virtual memory” and “networking” got tacked on to the original OS
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 19:29 |
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yea do this and if you catch all the badges you can literally get interviewed and hired into these jobs cause everybody else is retiring or dead.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 19:33 |
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c weekend project s: my youngest’s “roblox and horsey game” machine wont power on anymore. testing shows psu turns on if you jumper it, board wont power on with everything pulled out and a jumper on the power switch header, despite showing 3.3v there. hmm, will the psu power on the old board thats been on the table for 2 years? yes! it do! i guess thats the new board now? never throw working parts away.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 19:32 |
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what kind of madman schedules a hour long 9 am meeting for a monday
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 13:34 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:9am? day's half over by then using this secret for your own sanity: acceptable pulling others into hell with you: dont
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 13:51 |
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i am regretting typing “girl who stinks good meme” into google. baad choice me from 3 hours ago. baaaaaaad choice. now thats in my brain forever.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 00:37 |
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shave it all and draw on a magnificent combaround swirl with eyeliner pencil
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 15:42 |
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4h ? dude. i can be unable to speak, let alone stand un assisted, in less than 2. its not even a challenge. it does require ~500mL of something at least 80 proof though. and its not fun anymore, so i dont do that. but i could
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 16:10 |
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i loving love bourbon
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 16:12 |
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and scotch oh god especially scotch fffffffffffff bruichladdich port charlotte is holy shitballs amazing
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 16:17 |
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mystes posted:the good old any% (abv) speed run in retrospect, i wouldnt call it good, anymore
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 16:23 |
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i get a lot of milage out of regular ol Wild Turkey 101
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 16:42 |
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i am beginning to suspect they have something to do with why i am unable to sleep flr the past couple years - just laying there awake for hours at a time its funny, i dont even drink to the point of getting buzzed anymore, and now its going to be the thing thats keeping me awake at night? LOL. LMAO.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 16:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 19:18 |
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fart simpson posted:bourbon is basically just worse scotch depends on the bourbon, depends on the scotch lagavulin vs bottom shelf plastic jug bourbon? elijah craig barrel proof vs bottom shelf plastic jug scotch ?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 17:00 |