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cjs: a systems engineering team asked me to fix a program written by an (actual) engineer and the solution was just adding a data structure from first year bs cs poo poo. they had given up on the program and set it by the wayside for three years because they couldn't figure out how to handle signal inputs being interrupted by new signals before ending is this a cjs moment ??? i'm still learning how to post !!!
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the only hard drive i own is the 250gb nvme in my laptop. it is very not full
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Silver Alicorn posted:I have multiple terabytes of Linux isos youy are mentally sick ... in the head !!!!!
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May 25, 2022 17:31
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if you see matlab you know it's bad because no real computer toucher would agree to work on that
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Vintersorg posted:pretty much all our MRI researchers use and rely on matlab for their studies i admit my opinion is skewed by engineering world. yeah matlab is actually useful for a lot of things but when i encounter it, it's "engineer had to program something and all they ever did in college was matlab"
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i'mm like hbag except instead of being 19 and a stoner im 19 and an alcoholic and also already dealing with incompetent computer toucher managers. also after lurking for years i think jonny is neat so yeah yin and yang etc etc
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May 26, 2022 15:02
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im hurting the pos property value and the response is pos nimbyism got it
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May 26, 2022 15:38
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cjs: there's no version control, but you can increment the number at the end of the filename and store it in a big folder with the past versions
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May 26, 2022 16:50
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this is for my internship with a fortune 100 company
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May 26, 2022 16:54
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mystes posted:If your company is somehow not using source control you should find a new job ASAP but in the mean time you should absolutely use git locally at least for your own sanity. not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth w/r/t a summer gig like this, but yeah. there is an enterprise git server hosted locally but nobody in my department uses it and i have to wait like, a day to get approved for an account
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May 26, 2022 18:13
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hbag posted:just heard that if you fail your maths or english GCSE ONCE you aren't eligible for student loans i go to school in america what the hell does this mean speak english plz kthx
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May 27, 2022 02:34
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nobody show hbag an ap exam
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May 27, 2022 02:40
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ive got some dangling blobs
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Fortaleza posted:Like a lot of things this started off as a goofy gimmick but I've enjoyed it so much it's completely sincere now this owns. inspo to find dated office supplies around the office to nab
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May 27, 2022 19:47
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i don't call my friends mean names ):
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May 28, 2022 21:06
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i hate my family knowing that i'm exercising so i tell them i'm going out to have sex and bam no questions asked. try that one hbag
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May 30, 2022 18:48
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do they still sell diet pills like in requiem for a dream? just pop a few of those every day yeah
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May 30, 2022 19:12
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a woman i went on one date with a year ago and then ended up blocking took lsd a few days ago and then started harassing me online because she "had a dream about me" i forget what the point of this was i just wanted to share
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May 30, 2022 19:18
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hbag posted:i still cant tell if that post about being 19 was a bit or not which reality will make you happier? this is the land of dreams
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guoys ive been thinkin real hard about this and i think, the thing that hbag is describing, its a bbl
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May 31, 2022 13:52
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yeah the kids are saying """BRB""" now 
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May 31, 2022 14:46
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cjs: hello manager what is the charge code for going to the single bathroom stall where i get reception and playing on my phone
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i was bored enough over the weekend that i was looking forward to getting a good stride on my project at work. and now im just staring at the matlab r2021b window. i am a victim to the classic blunder of thinking work can be enjoyable
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May 31, 2022 18:57
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rotor posted:that's why its colloquially known as "the love muscle" ur mom defined it otherwise to me
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May 31, 2022 21:01
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:i hope we can all agree that "chips ahoy" are garbage for a similar reason 
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Jun 1, 2022 14:05
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only in the us are computer toucher salaries so inflated that i can graduate from college and expect to immediately make more than my father does in the career he's spent a lifetime developing. gently caress you dad
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Jun 1, 2022 18:32
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:otoh computer toucher salaries start high here but they taper off relatively early in your career as far as I understand i thought the strategy was supposed to be to switch to management and drown in vested stock
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i guess we'll see if i still like writing code after 10 years 
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cjs: the other intern in my cubicle asked me what python is this morning
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Jun 2, 2022 14:51
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The Fool posted:they're better off for not knowing learning more about computer touching is kind of like reading another page of the necronomicon. you pay a price for learning dark secrets
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hbag posted:god why do stem zoomers all have to be loving cryptobros it's because there are too many zoomers touching computers. the idiot saturation is the same as it's always been but there are way more in total so they become louder
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Jun 2, 2022 18:46
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every day i thank lord jesus that i started reading this forum while my computer mind was still impressionable and not, like, hn or something
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Jun 2, 2022 19:34
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PokeJoe posted:if you say "i hate computers" around a bunch of programmers, th ebest ones will agree with you i do this at school and all the cs majors get mad at me and tell me to stop studying computers if i hate them so much 
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hbag i am begging you to read posters' names and not just look at their avs. please
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Jun 3, 2022 00:01
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rotor posted:aint no one gonna do that. get urself an av or live with the consequences. i gotta pick carefully. it's an important milestone in my posting career
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Jun 3, 2022 04:15
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yeahh i took a webcam pic (:
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left work an hour early only for there to be two accidents and a medical emergency along my commute ): bodes poorly for the weekend
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fellas do i take a trip to my ex's house this weekend and get very drunk with her. or do i play video games and stay inside
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DELETE CASCADE posted:get drunk with your ex and have sex you'll regret 
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